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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 50m

i actually really like the skin, muscadines are probably my favorite fruit

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 11h

we should be allowed to spit on these people in public

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I saw Mr Beast at the park and he was picking up dogs and blowing black insectile clouds of evil into their mouths like the guy from Green Mile

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

the operation of the machine is becoming so odious

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

rich and poor alike are free to drive themselves insane on the cellphone

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

no one exists in a society now they exist on the cellphone

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

i think we have to destroy cellphones

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

everyone in America is a solipsist now and i don't really love it

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

james baldwin said 40 years ago that there had been a breakdown in the social contract that was driving everyone insane and i'm curious if he knew how bad it would get

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

if iPads did not exist it would be necessary for babies to invent them

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

there are wargens everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

that is 10000% what he meant with that sentence

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

he doesn't rank McVeigh because he agrees with those guys

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

boiling rags to dress the homie's wounds

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

he came to my high school once and did some flips

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

that kind of just sounds like he thought you were hot

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

there should be a giant, hovering orb in every city

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this whole article, despite the "margin trading is risky" quotes, comes off as blatantly encouraging margin trading lmfao

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

yeah they're British cigarettes named after a street in London

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

why is "Pall Mall" pronounced "pal mal". that doesn't make any fucking sense. fuck british people

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

there is no limit to the depths of depravity that coworkers will sink to

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

you can now borrow money to send to someone who needs to borrow money

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the smell is so strong that my eyes are watering

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

dude is drinking hot onion juice

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

coworker just microwaved something that has filled the office with the scent of raw onion and is now slurping on it

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

in college a girl asked to hang out, picked me up from my apartment, we went on what I later realized was a date, and otw back she asked if i wanted to "take the long way home" and my response was "whatever works for you"

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I watched Sebulba pull a woman out of a burning car once. But they won't show you that in the movies

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

watched Pumpkinhead for the first time since i was like 6. love the witch, her lines are hard as hell

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

yeah i took enneacraft to masters last season but it's just completely nonviable this time around, been playing clowns but it lives and dies by going first/not getting ashed

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Three lights moving in formation.

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

my enemies are all fucking morons

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dinosaurs -> Smaller Dinosaurs

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

3% winrate going second! 3%! that isn't a game! you're just flipping the coin at that point!

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

probably 95% of games just end in a surrender on the first turn from one of the players, konami has streamlined their bullshit to the point you don't even have to play the game at all

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

dawg master duel sucks so bad now. it sucked bad before but the level is increasing at an exponentially accelerating rate

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I notice every post you don't make

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Kafka only wrote that story because he does not respect bugs properly

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Rosemary's Baby Extended Universe

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it.

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Listening to music made by toxic abusers >>>>

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I want to get rid of my veins

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