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DadJokeCinema

@dadjokecinema.bsky.social
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NASA contractor, very dad. Once upon a time NotASenator.

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Jón Kristinsson @jonkk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Zaslav saying “Warner Bros is not for sale” four years ago.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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DadJokeCinema @dadjokecinema.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Y'all just got to get on Nebula and watch @jacobgeller.com's Fungal video. It's Jacob at his most incisive, I think, and has a single line that made me pause the video and just exhaled for a moment.
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 23/09/2026
Joe used to cry at school drop-off. Now his teachers call him the Mayor of Bel Air.
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Joe used to cry at school drop-off. Now his teachers call him the Mayor of Bel Air.
Public schools often struggle to fund services for students with disabilities. But at Bel Air Elementary, first grader Joe Hughes has the support he needs to thrive.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 23/09/2026
need to make tshirts that say “I will try to live as I was and I hope to survive”
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what in the Marriott Bonvoy is happening at McLaren
McLaren unveils its new logo, which looks like Marriott Bonvoy’s
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was already honored to be a voice in their game, but now I’m DOUBLY grateful to have @doublefine.com’s continued support as they unabashedly celebrate our collab! (And please don’t worry. While my success & public joy seem to be upsetting to some, I feel like I’m getting to live my dream life!)
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 22/09/2026
2026 top 10 non-fiction contender for sure
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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DadJokeCinema @dadjokecinema.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not Sting Raymond Robbert
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a lot of you dont know every sauce
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DadJokeCinema @dadjokecinema.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
VAR just awarded a foul for that time in 5th grade when I bumped into Frankie Walker in the hallway
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 19/09/2026
We’re Google. Don’t crawl us, we’ll crawl you.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*looking under the hood of the government* Well, here's your problem. Someone put a bunch of idiots in here
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Lee Draws Stuff @leedrawsstuff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Daily Trek Character #34 - Constable Odo "Hmph." Various #startrek #DeepSpaceNine #DS9 #startrekfanart For my thoughts on this one or to see tomorrow's early head to www.patreon.com/cw/leedrawss...
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DadJokeCinema @dadjokecinema.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait a minute...
A screenshot of two YouTube video thumbnails, arranged vertically. The top video is titled "Caroline PolachekL Tiny Desk Concert" and the bottom is titled "DAN DA DAN Opening | Otonoke by Creepy Nuts". The top thumbnail shows Polachek dancing and singing on the NPR tiny desk stage, with a pair of guitar players and a backup singer behind her. The bottom thumbnail shows a close up on the face of an anime character from Dan Da Dan, lit in pink light. The heads of Polachek and the anime character are both leaned back towards the right side of the frame, between three-quarters and profile view, with their mouths open as if singing or exclaiming. Their hair falls straight down from their head in both cases. In the poster's opinion, the faces and heads look very similar.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Probably the scariest and also most intellectually rigorous uncanny novel I have ever read. My review for the NYT. Free link. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/b...
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Book Review: ‘The Rouse,’ by China Miéville (Gift Article)
“The Rouse,” by China Miéville, is a decade-spanning epic about a secret military unit trying to raise and weaponize the dead.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore is a real case study in how you can be Kind of a Dumb Guy but still end up broadly on the right side of most things merely by being generally quite good-natured, because questions like "should trans people exist?" and "is it bad to do a genocide?" are actually really uncomplicated.
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phiI @philclark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am also not opening for Ed Sheeran
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Allen🔪🔪🔪 @kasphomet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pixel art saying weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead
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Game Developer @gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wardogs lead says the studio won't hire people who decry crunch on social media
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Wardogs lead says the studio won't hire people who decry crunch on social media
'If you care about the work you’re making and the result of what you make here, you’ll feel really valued. If you don’t, you will feel slave-driven.'
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DadJokeCinema @dadjokecinema.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A lot of corporate media running cover for AI investments with this "too big to fail" nonsense, and behind a paywall too www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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What hitting the brakes on AI could mean for the U.S. economy
AI spending fueled about 40% of U.S. economic growth in the past year. Would reining in frontier development put all that at risk?
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Jón Kristinsson @jonkk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some of these features, holy shit. I love this.
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Justin Đoàn @soundaholism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mental health professionals have a fancy term called Radical Acceptance but out here on these streets we've been calling it It Do Be Like That Sometimes
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Brock Not a Bot Bolton @brockbolton77.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lando drinking a forbidden Coca Cola the spiciest part of this race.
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DadJokeCinema @dadjokecinema.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I almost fell asleep on that race
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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DadJokeCinema @dadjokecinema.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just discovered that I got added to a DadJokes starter pack. And look, I don't want to disappoint you all, I'm actually very good at awful jokes, but it's also just a name.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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joemag @joemag.games · 11/09/2026
alright well, NOW I’m concerned
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it sounds like apple is once again charging money for their products. i don't know why any of you are surprised – that's how they get ya. it all comes down to the almighty dollar, my friends
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My main thought about "10% chance ai will kill humanity in a decade" is that the people who run the tech companies are some of the worst humans alive and they're not even interested in dealing with the harms their products cause *now*
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 09/09/2026
It's called the iPhone Duo because you'll need Duo sources of income to afford it.
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Brad 🇨🇦 (🇲🇽🇧🇿🇬🇹 event) @frontrowbrad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Aston Martin man :
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I dunno it kind of seems that if Wendy’s genuinely said that they thought there was at least a 10% chance that their square hamburgers would end all human life we’d probably go hey you’ve got to stop selling those square burgers
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Azure Midsummer @millenia3d.net · 09/09/2026
spaceship sketch
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DadJokeCinema @dadjokecinema.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's about damn time
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I forgot to take my own pic of it this weekend, but I need you all to understand the critical damage I took walking past this billboard thirty minutes after arriving in The United States of America on Friday
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Harbourmaster Productions @harbourmasterrr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Music tech nerds: "Vintage gear is cool" Me: *Smiling and pointing at my late 2013 iMac running outdated Logic* Music tech nerds: "Not you!"
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Justin Đoàn @soundaholism.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everybody gangsta until Task Manager (Not Responding)
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DadJokeCinema @dadjokecinema.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't actually care about the OoT remake and I won't be playing it on my non-existent Switch 2, but I'm a fan of funny posts and this has certainly created some of those.
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 08/09/2026
they made him linkedin
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Will Fulton @thewillennium.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nathan Fielder from the You Can See Everything trailerLink from the Ocarina of Time remake reveal
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