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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dıanna @elank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” has gotten me some solid results.
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
XIII: Let the past die. Kill it if you have to. IX: Somehow, the past returned
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 21/09/2026
Do you remember?
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Matt Hodges @matthodges.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Somehow Jev has not yet triggered much discussion of cheap, low-latency, general-purpose classification as infrastructure for targeted oppression.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 16/09/2026
tfw you're so unpopular that people are disgusted by your attempt to bribe them
Screenshot of a tweet by the "Political Polls" account, dated 15 September 2026. It reads: "New - $5,000 Trump dividend. Oppose 63%. Approve 17%. Ipsos - A - 9/14"
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d4v3.bsky.social @d4v3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What I remember was carefully formulating this advice: if you would honor the innocent dead, do so by not adding to their number. No, it didn't work, but at least it's timeless.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thoughts for a magic system that I don't know where I can use: Magic is, ultimately, the practice of the Language of Heaven. Humans must work hard to master the words of said language. We have only twenty-two words, from a section of scroll stolen from a Divine Messenger.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Begging AI boosters to take one (1) humanities class, part 12,523: "Doubting Thomas" is a person who doesn't take things on faith; who waits until he has evidence to believe. It's only an insult if you're part of a cult, and believe that folks should buy into the hype without evidence, on faith.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Proving Mitch McConnell is alive would be the easiest thing in the world if he were alive.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026
Sony: Our consoles cost $900+ Me: Oof. That's rough, but everything is expensive. Sony: We're not making physical games anymore. Me: What? Why? Sony: Also, you don't own any digital copies of games you pay for. Me: Is there some kind of massive carbon monoxide leak at Sony HQ?
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Charity @charitylummel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Check on the wives of the ICE agents being give those gloves. Domestic abuse just leveled up.
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I absolutely loved this article. What a fantastic takedown of the bullshittery that is the AI industry. AI does not scale. The returns are diminishing. Line only goes up if it runs on hype and grift. Bc it's a grift run by the amoral sociopathic incel Nerd Reich.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Nicole Minet 🌊💙 @nicoleminet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
first issues is based on what happened in Minneapolis yesterday
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 21/08/2026
It seems we need a reminder that the Luddites did not hate technology. The were, in fact, technology experts who objected to the dehumanization and abuse of workers by investors and factory owners through new technologies.
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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 14/08/2026
"If you aren't building your own bank robbing robot, you're going to be left behind in the new economy."
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/08/2026
Why wait
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
Every now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy World Tiger Day
The Tiger by Nael, age 6
From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket
The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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ElleO 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽 @ellohhlo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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RED DOTS REPRESENT TECH EXECUTIVES WHO LIVE WITHIN 5 MILES OF A DATA CENTER

This one struck a nerve.
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We're gonna find out that an hour ago someone placed a $100,000 Polymarket bet that Mitch McConnell would outlive Lindsey Graham
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bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Well, now that you mention it! #humor #political
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If Mitch McConnell is indeed brain dead.
Then every one of The Senators and Congressmen Who said They Spoke directly To him should be impeached.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/07/2026
Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation's independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then.
What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city's waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time.
Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it.
Happy Fourth of July, New York City.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s hard to imagine any technology that has ever fucked it this badly, and purely through arrogance, it’s like if the people who invented the car decided to showcase its utility by driving over your family dog and then backing up and doing it again, and also the car sucked and was bad
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Merci Merci Me @mercime.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"My PC is my PC. If I choose a default browser and search engine, I’ve chosen them for a reason. I don’t want Windows to constantly find sneaky ways to open Bing Search in Microsoft Edge. Please, stop. Respect my wishes. If Windows can do it in Europe, then it can do it here too"
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I don't need AI in Windows. I need an operating system that works
Windows 2030 sounds like Windows 8 all over again—misguided and destined to be a flop.
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d4v3.bsky.social @d4v3.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
CBS advertising things in the future on their own network is legit sending me. Hilarious!
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d4v3.bsky.social @d4v3.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Wow, is CBS just bad at broadcasting TV? That's wild.
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d4v3.bsky.social @d4v3.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm sad about Colbert, and the death of CBS.
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d4v3.bsky.social @d4v3.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm sad about Destiny.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yesterday, a new generation of civil rights activists marched from Selma to Montgomery to fight for voting rights. As states across the country try to make it harder for citizens to be heard, we need to learn the lessons of those who came before us and refuse to take our democracy for granted.
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Thousands attend protests in Selma and Montgomery for voting rights | Alabama Reflector
Speakers at the All Roads Lead to the South events urge people to mobilize to oppose redistricting efforts by Legislatures in the south.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I used to feel a little bad that The Onion is about to surpass WaPo in print subs and stopped promoting the membership as a direct foil until today they came out with “Do POOR BABIES deserve DIAPERS???” so therefore
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This morning, both my dog and my 6-year-old crawled into bed on either side of me and fell back to sleep, both pressed against my body. That there, my friends, is true wealth. I'm richer than Elon Musk, whose sleeping body no living creature wants to touch.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I have never bought a round for the bar before. I will be *standing in line to do so* once it happens.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/05/2026
I don't think recent memory has featured an industrial company with as much of a reputational fall-off as Tesla, both because of the decrease in quality of its cars and the increase in blithering fascism in its CEO. A decade ago a Tesla was a status object; now it's a vague embarrassment at best.
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d4v3.bsky.social @d4v3.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@reckless.bsky.social Long-time listener, first time skeeter. I just listened to the "software brain" episode of Decoder and I wanted to take a moment to thank you for it. It captured a lot of been trying to find words for.
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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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