Reposted by Curt HeimbuckThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth theonion.com/football-themed-napkin… 111263109
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckLarry Ferlazzo @larryferlazzo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Maybe More Experienced Teachers Can Afford To Be Less “Data-Driven”? larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/2025/12/14/m...larryferlazzo.edublogs.orgMaybe More Experienced Teachers Can Afford To Be Less “Data-Driven”?I’ve shared a lot about the importance of being more “data-informed” instead of being “data-driven.” You can see all those pieces at The Best Resources Showing … 132
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckChalkbeat @chalkbeat.org · 06/08/2025A Common Sense Media study found that prominent teacher assistants that use AI generated recommendations that appeared to be rooted in racial stereotypes based on students’ names. About a third of teachers report using AI weekly, according to a recent survey.bit.lyAnnie and Lakeesha struggle in school. AI teacher assistants treated them very differently.A Common Sense Media study found that prominent teacher assistants that use AI generated recommendations that appeared to be rooted in racial stereotypes based on students’ names. About a third of teachers report using AI weekly, according to a recent survey. 7153100
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Has Polis encouraged any state-level regulation of ultra processed foods? Even West Virginia has banned food dye. Why not Colorado? 010
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/08/2025a man, a plan, a canal: hot for teacher 0435
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Chase Woodruff roasting Gabe Evans for hypocrisy actually was on my bingo card. 010
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Filing open records requests on open records requests to identify “citizen journalists” who would rather stay anonymous is beautiful. 010
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 31/07/2025About 6 months after the Los Angeles wildfires devastated their homes, two Wirecutter writers are struggling to regain safety, security, and normality. They share their hard-won lessons and what they wish they had done before disaster struck. nyti.ms/46uGvIRnyti.msThe LA Wildfires Devastated the Homes of Two Wirecutter Writers. Here’s What They Learned While Recovering.Disasters happen faster than you think, and recovery is slower than you can imagine. Our writers share their hard-won lessons on disaster preparedness. 36315
Reposted by Curt Heimbuck🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/07/2025I don’t skeet for the dopamine I skeet for the social opprobrium 77232
Reposted by Curt Heimbuckjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/07/2025when RFK says he wants to “end chronic disease,” what people hear is “he wants to cure us” but what he means is “i want to cull the weak” 202143994012
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 27/06/2025“undermining [questioning] religious beliefs [supernatural make believe]” should absolutely be the goal of education. But now it’s unconstitutional. 010
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Kyle Clark roasting George Brauchler is the first track of my favorite mixtape youtube.com/watch?v=AGSB...youtube.comConservative Colorado radio station apologizes for promoting election rigging claimsYouTube video by Next 9NEWS 020
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 18/06/2025If Phil Weiser wanted to raise his political profile, he could go raise hell at the ICE detention center until Caroline is released. 000
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/06/2025There’s always a tweet. 19154411635
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Thought Trump’s early exit meant WWIII in the Middle East, but he just needed an excuse to leave the G7 early. 000
Reposted by Curt Heimbuckandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/06/2025Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater 334094847
Reposted by Curt Heimbuckthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Thousands of Christians are being rounded up and deported by the U.S. government, but they’re not cottagecore tradmoms or their homeschooled goat milk enthusiasts, so these guys are fine with it. Actually, they’re thrilled. 393102561
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckSpud Lovr @spudlovr.bsky.social · 15/06/2025My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics 197269554004
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 15/06/2025They’re coming for EVERY clause of the first amendment. 000
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 13/06/2025This is a metaphor that shows how little the tech overlords care about children. 000
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 10/06/2025me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok 118111821902
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Trump using the military to attack American citizens, both presidents crossed some dangerous red lines for democracy. 221874295
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I meant to mean well. 018079
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me. 43230414844
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckTom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13/05/2025ROBOPRIEST (2026) 164827657
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/05/2025Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homelesstheonion.comGavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets HomelessSACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat... 439169462683
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 13/05/2025If only we had a literary/cultural touchstone on the dangers of accepting gifts from enemies. 000
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Begging oligarchs to provide for the basics is an important skill for kids to learn. 000
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 13/02/2025There’s an anti-woke backlash to the pop culture white libs consumed in the aughts. But the only thing I regret reading out professional class white liberal guilt is Hillbilly Elegy. 010
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I would like to see Harrison Butker doink a field goal. 110
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Get in losers, we are circling the drain. 02513
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I’m kind of excited to see how people will spin this false statement. Tuberville resigned from Texas Tech in 2012; Mahomes started at TT in 2014. 000
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckAmanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 03/02/2025“I spent the weekend killing babies and spreading disease around the world, while destroying soft power and a tradition of aid for my adopted country, instead of going to parties! Yay for me!” 22793138
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Stop calling them jokes. Jokes require a level of humanity that many of these people are incapable of. They just think cruelty is funny. 100
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/01/2025leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block 119186673292
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/01/2025interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely 383071488
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I think telling kids not to call their peers the r-word is good. 050
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Yes I am going to sneak in a few lessons about the Tuskegee Airmen to my 5th graders. Any good picture book/short story/article recommendations? 010
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 26/01/2025When Republicans call themselves a law-and-order party, they mean the law doesn’t apply to them because they’re giving the orders. 361532266
Reposted by Curt Heimbuckjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/01/2025i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct 435165022486
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 26/01/2025“So-called” is doing a lot of Orwellian work in this admin. So-called book bans. So-called bishop. So-called American citizens. 010
Curt Heimbuck @curtheimbuck.bsky.social · 26/01/2025JD’s only in it for the money, so he assumes everyone else is too. 010
Reposted by Curt HeimbuckEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Trump gives top stormtrooper Stewart Rhodes a seat on stage at his speech, in case you thought he was done with January 6 1191409506