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@curryjack.bsky.social
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He/They; Elder Millennial; Sometimes a robot bird on the internet.

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The Verge @theverge.com · 07/04/2026
In addition to experiencing a longer total eclipse totality from space — lasting nearly one hour instead of just a few minutes here on Earth — the Artemis II crew got a glimpse at the Sun’s corona wispily peeking out from behind the Moon without interference from the Earth’s atmosphere.
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First photos of solar eclipse from Artemis II crew look almost too good to be real
A solar eclipse from space.
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Complicated Hot Dog Dream @vyria.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
cross stitch of some dinosaurs with a meteor in the background
"Oh shit, the economy!"
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Ash (new non-binary flavor!) @seatopian.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Wild Zero (1999) #TDOV
Guitar Wolf pointing at Ace saying "Love has no borders, nationalities, or genders!"
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 14/02/2026
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies*
Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 21/09/2025
It’s that time again
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Fucking incredible to lose to a sundowning racist gameshow host, one of the most humiliating political defeats in American history, and then put out a book like "no no no, you guys got it all wrong, I hate trans people too!"
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Atomic? @mightbeatomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
DEAD HEAT! It's like a movie people would make up to mock 80s movies. Is it any good? No. Is it entertaining? Treat Williams plays a cop called Roger Mortis who whilst investigating a series of crimes by seemingly unkillable crooks, gets zombified himself, and this happens...
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Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The lifestyle liberals want.
A woman, wearing a medical mask, walks her velociraptor down on a sunny street.
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Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Oh my god they’re going to start talking about that fucking frog again
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Alex Arrelia @alexarrelia.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 11/09/2025
A two panel cartoon depicting the Egyptian god Anubis at a desk with a scale.

Panel 1: Anubis saying "YO WHADDUP, IT'S YA BOI ANUBIS, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER SOUL UNBOXING VIDEO"

Panel 2: Anubis placing a tiny charlie Kirk on the scale with a feather, saying "NOW AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS ONE IS A LITTLE HEAVIER THAN A FEATHER, WHICH LONGTIME VIEWERS WILL KNOW IS REALLY BAD HAHA"
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets

My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.
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curryjack.bsky.social @curryjack.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Passing 40 and walking around at night kinda makes me sympathise a bit with the guards in the old Thief games. Can't see shit in the shadows. Must've been nothing.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
GET YOUR WAR ON by the great David Rees, nearly 24 (!) years ago. www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...
GET YOUR WAR ON comic strip by David Rees. First strip, from 10/09/01
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Mike and Friends Out of Context @jabroniooc.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
#jabroni_mike
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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curryjack.bsky.social @curryjack.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Mowing the lawn on Sunday while listening to The Cure is the most dad thing I've done in a while.
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
wow deltarune
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👹 AlizarinRed 🧿 // EN VTuber @alizarin.red · 11/05/2025
Just finished up a Balatro BG shader website with controls that allow you to pick your colors, change the swirl effects and with the ability to share your color combos with friends! This is based on the shader code from the actual game! alizarin.red/balatroshader #webdev #twitch #youtube
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ButtercupBandito @buttercupbandito.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
@luckybun.bsky.social
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 29/04/2025
I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2025
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Hey, did you know if you're typing on your phone, you can move your thumb along the space bar to move the cursor back and forth? You're welcome 🐸
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AndroKing @androking.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This might be the funniest email I ever got, thank you @summer-eternal.bsky.social
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Antiheat @antiheat.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
My Easter update is out!!!! Here's an in-world preview of the (basic) dialogue system I built for it! It's not perfect, but it gets the job done! Whilst it's a little late, I'd love to see how many of the lil eggs people can collect! Join the Discord if you'd like to see your high score added!
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Good morning Happy Earth Day
Cloud and Barret sitting in a train. Barret is saying,"People say they love milfs but look how they treat the original milf (mother Earth)
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Boxic 🏁 @boxicfunk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter! Enjoy your eggs 🥚
A coloured sketch of Maxie wearing a Bunny suit, standing at the stovetop attempting to crack an egg into a pan and missing. She's too distracted looking at a recipe on her phone screen off to the side. What an idiot lol
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🎃𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐒👻 @chronocrump.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Vintage book cover featuring an illustration of a man considering his painting which sits on an easel, a woman rests her head on the man’s shoulder as she too considers the painting. Copy and title read:

It's always been his dream to paint

Goblins with Huge Asses

a novel about goblins with huge asses by
Emily Sackenball

The cops try to stop him, but he'll never stop painting those huge, green assesBack cover synopsis reads:

When Chris finished art school his professor warned him that no industry would view the giant, glistening goblin asses that he loves to paint as art, and that he would be better off painting trees or a clown. But Chris knew that he lived in America, the land where dreams are to be chased down and abducted, so he ignored the advice and painted obscene goblins with curvaceous, oiled asses to great success. And you know what? His dream came true. He opened his first gallery of goblins with huge asses, but the cops didn't like it.
It's not porn, officer,
it's called hentai and it's an art.
The cops raided the gallery, but when they drew their guns and pointed them at the paintings of goblins with huge asses they were struck dumb. They weren't ready for goblins with menacingly large asses holding basketballs at their side as if to say, 'yeah, it's bigger than a basketball. And they certainly weren't prepared for seven huge goblin asses stacked on top of one another with 'assfest' written underneath it all crooked like a goblin wrote it. The cops were so intensely turned on that they forgot how to masturbate and their horny energy became trapped inside of them, driving them insane. Now cops are speeding around the city and smashing into other cop cars and exploding and dying.
Cops are beating themselves to death with their nightsticks because horny for goblin ass is incurable by modern medicine. Some cops tried to jerk off their entire bodies and accidentally hanged themselves.
This book is mostly cops dying in vivid detail. The characters at the beginning of the book quickly disappear and it becomes cops fantasizing about goblins with huge asses, and then dying over and over again until the book seems to run out of pages.
Wallace Redder, Transnational Book Reader
PUBLISHED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOKS IN HELL
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Nicplz @nicplz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
2025 in summary
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
Ugliest man in human history being called a pedophile while gaming Hairless white ape being called insecure while gaming Disgusting human/pig hybrid being told he ruined the country Stupid ugly moron being called ugly while gaming
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sun also confirmed for flat ☀️ @vcr-wolfe.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
ive been thinking abt this video literally all day today
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Mono, gremlin kobold artist! @monokobold.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
kobolds love spaghetti
an anthro dragon holding a kobold in his lap and feeding the kobold spaghetti
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 03/04/2025
Related: bsky.app/profile/maxd...
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
planets with real furries
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Aevee Bee @mammonmachine.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
"hey can we get a frame of amuro shellshocked in the cockpit?" "Here you go boss. Firmly gripping the glans, just like you asked."
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Aster @asterthecrow.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ecstasy. 📷: @ryepony.bsky.social #cryptid #deer #skull #sun #monster
A creature with a deer skull and a long black coat stands in a snowy landscape. The sun shines from in between the cryptid’s antlers.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/02/2025
men writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where all of the students and teachers are horny for sex women writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where sex is strictly forbidden… yet John yearns for his fellow student Douglas, who is also a secret monster man
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough
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Afu Chan @afuchan.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Silent Hill 2
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Now it just says “person”

The New Hork Times

Person Killed in New York Was Tortured for More Than a Month, Police Say
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Natalie de Corsair @nataliedecorsair.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Werewolves vs frontal camera
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