Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 17hWell there’s nothing quite like an election to confirm my belief that I’m surrounded by dumb bitches. At least PSPP didn’t get a majority so that’s… something I guess 100
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Evening hikes need to happen earlier and earlier to keep up with the setting sun now 000
Reposted by Jonadr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry 7774511393
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Strained my right trapezius and triceps yesterday so today has been… rough. I did finish making oleo saccharum though so it’s not all bad 000
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Our product is dangerous because it’s so good. So we have to slow down because if it gets too good, it can kill us all. That’s how good it is.” And people are straight up buying this bullshit? I feel like I’m living in crazy world when I hear anything on the news about ai 26312
Reposted by JonaInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters 22964565
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trepanation comeback of 2027 baby! Come on I want to play someone’s skull like an ocarina 001
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Habs are back for the preseason and I can care about sports again. Won both games. Suck it Leafs 000
Reposted by Jonaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant 401224125
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m reading Private Rites and I just really like Julia Armfield’s writing. If her last book is indicative of what to expect, I’m ready to get fucked up by the end of this one 000
Reposted by JonaReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Excellent post. Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. 68714117
Reposted by JonaElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb 76769821131
Reposted by JonaAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026New cat just dropped. Landed on its feet, it’s fine.nationalgeographic.comMeet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 YearsA small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species. 502780593
Reposted by JonaJaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm gonna be real with you: I hate the trend of goofy movie popcorn buckets. Not taking feedback on this. Please stop. 076151
Reposted by JonaAurelien Mondon @aurelmondon.com · 17/09/2026It was confirmed yesterday that the centre left coalition won the election in Sweden As predicted, with the far right performing poorly, coverage has almost entirely vanished from international media 3739021177
Reposted by JonaMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I hope this ishmael finds you whale 472376620
Reposted by JonaHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light 202182298
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ah my experience flying into Pearson recently was not as bad as usual. This is obviously unacceptable for Mark Carney who has vowed to make it his personal mission to make my airport experience as terrible as possible. Thanks Mark! 010
Reposted by JonaDavid Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 15/09/2026I think holding a fire sale for foreign investors, including Americans, and selling off Canada’s critical infrastructure is a bad idea and inconsistent with shoring up our sovereignty. Just one man’s opinion! 35490140
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I spent so long learning anatomy in cadaver lab and everything I ended up learning was wrong apparently. I never even got to see the dorsme 000
Reposted by Jonakate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG 190145583030
Reposted by JonaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel... 6749151110
Reposted by JonaShawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comI Think You Should Leave Hot Dog SuspectALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect 99920
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me when I’m approaching a deadline without a finished product: “I think we gotta slow down output before something goes seriously wrong 🙂↕️” 000
Reposted by JonaA.J. Wilden🏳️⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message" 52144955760
Reposted by JonaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202613-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te... 182119512008
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yeah if we’re going to pretend all the wonderful stuff they promise AI’s going to totally do is legitimate, we can pretend this “kill all humans” thing is legitimate too and send them straight to jail 000
Reposted by JonaThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years 43136342801
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This is so stupid. Scientists already have the knowledge to create biological weapons. They can’t build them though because they don’t have the means or the material. Also they likely don’t want to 100
Reposted by JonaSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 11/09/2026<<the worst thing in the world happens to me>>: gnarly brother. Cowabunga🤙 013915
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oooooo it’s the one year anniversary of Charlie Kirk taking a bullet to the neck. That’s why I keep seeing mentions of him everywhere. One whole year in hell. May he continue resting in piss 100
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Apropos of nothing, I’m thinking about the people that developed the symptoms of late stage advanced Parkinson’s overnight after ingesting MPTP with their designer opioid derivative 000
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why are people talking about 9/11 on this September 8th? Keep it to one day please it’s annoying as is 001
Reposted by JonaJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I give you : the Potoo 329244471327
Reposted by Jonabig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167564233
Reposted by JonaA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Centrists far more comfortable facilitating the rise of literal Nazis than making the slightest overture to socialists, part whatever of however many. 5716201
Reposted by JonaKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm sorry, what was the name of the farm again? 1292574340
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy “dead to the world” Sunday to me. I had planned to do nothing but sleep and recover today and by god I did just that. Highly recommend 100
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thessaloniki. It’s been almost a month but I can still feel the heat of the sun on this particular day 000
Reposted by Jonalauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026coyote vs acme was pretty decent but by the fourth gratuitous sex scene i was kind of over it 752347194
Jona @jona-maz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I hope everyone has a nice labour day long weekend. I have big plans to clean, polish and buff all my leather shoes and boots, return some library books and then borrow some new library books. It’s going to be very exciting 000
