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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23h
Ken Paxton is the Blake Masters of Herschel Walkers.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 18h
"So we're calling it Dodo-toed, it's a very special, tremendous thing really, that frankly no other president could do."
Trump's feet splayed at an indescribable position.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 11h
Whatever one’s opinion of the death penalty in the abstract, the particulars of how it’s implemented and who it’s applied to in the US are moral abominations
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 19h
A very common and sort of funny combination of beliefs on here is that reactionary corporations exercise iron control over the media and also that this is irrelevant to Democrats attempting to put out progressive messaging
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 17h
James Talarico walks out to a standing ovation from 50,000 Texans at the State Fair Classic.
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 16h
"...if the Democrats offered a plan they'd ensure that something would happen and that something would inevitably be pretty much what Bush wanted. Our plan was to not offer any plan, and in fact go nuclear on any Dem who did try to offer a plan."
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 16h
Here it is. www.eschatonblog.com/2008/05/pelo...
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 16h
I remember when Bush was pushing Social Security Reform (~2006), and people would ask Pelosi what her alternative plan was.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 16h
“I’m planning to punch myself in the balls” “I don’t think you should do that” “But what’s the alternative plan?”
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 16h
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 15h
How radioactive does this have to be for West Virginia Republicans to be worried
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 15h
This doesn’t even require the ICC or something, he very straightforwardly has Pinkerton liability for homicide under federal law
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 14h
I am against drone strikes in most cases
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 12h
To be clear if you are actually regularly knocking on doors you have my blessing to talk as much shit as you want
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Matt Calcara @mattcalcara.bsky.social · 12h
Somebody's got to make Blansas happen. And we're going to make Blansas happen.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 10h
Is this good
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 18h
This sack of shit should be impeached as soon as possible. He’s a threat to national security.
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politiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 17h
I love how every contrarian on both the left and right spent months telling us "don't write off the idea of the midterm convention, it might work!" and it went exactly the way we all said it would from the second Trump first announced it.
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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 17h
there's a long standing idea, inside and certainly outside the Jewish community that learning about the Holocaust is a magical antisemitism cure, its not clearly
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Centrist Madness Election Center @centristmadness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Biden dementia theory has been conclusively disproven, as has the theory that he didn’t use leverage to force Israel to accept a ceasefire (which they did multiple times). No one will ever admit they got these things wrong.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 16h
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 16h
Skipped the Nazis, huh.
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The Alternate Historian @althistorian.bsky.social · 12h
The Onion stopped trying to be funny a long time ago.
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."
Hal Holbrook as Deepthroat in "All the President's Men" (1976)
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Barak Ravid reports that Eric Schmitt is on the verge of winning his exchange with Jack Smith.
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 18h
Again, much of Pete Hegseth’s deal is the only skill his job demanded for a long time was keeping a trim figure to be conventionally pretty for stay-at-home moms watching daytime tv. His job was “be pretty,” but he knows that’s a girl job, so he’s deeply insecure and is trying to make it a boy job.
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 13h
Michael Tracey looks like a guy whose hand doesn't even wanna have sex with him.
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Elite Grifters @elitegrifters.bsky.social · 20h
With no evidence Ben Collins spins up a whole scenario about how something is happening now with AI. This guy was supposed to be a disinformation journalist.
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I do think they probably ran his texts through an LLM and it hallucinated crimes. That’s scary and bad and it’s funny they got caught, but imagine how many other times this happens on a day to day basis against people with no rights, let alone the ability to publicly humiliate the AI prosecutor.
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🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡

Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.

Here's the whole sequence:
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Tom Bonier @tbonier.bsky.social · 19h
And if you want a fun upset watch... Republicans aren't showing a lot of early enthusiasm in Jeff Van Drew's district.
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 19h
I’ve been wondering whether this was less about the shock of watching Schmitt get pantsed than it was about realizing that you’re the next Republican questioner, and your script was based on following up this accusation, and now you have nothing.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 18h
Was talking about gender as performance in one of my classes yesterday and, man oh man, is it hard to find a more prominent example rn of a guy whose masculinity is built more obviously on inadequacy and insecurity than Hegseth.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 18h
"Former Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Dies of Sepsis After Botched Black-Market Penis Enlargement Injections" - headline five years from now
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 18h
Someone set up a GoFundMe to pay for him to campaign in South Florida, Tampa, Phoenix, Vegas, SW Kansas, Central Valley, WA-04 & WA-05…
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 16h
He doesn’t intend for any Tuskegee students to become generals.
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 14h
Odd poll. El-Sayed up by only 1 overall but all the cross tabs are OK or better for him.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 17h
Would love to watch Bill Clinton's spit-take when he hears Newt intro'd as "one of our nation's best minds." (History lesson: Clinton wrapped Speaker Newt around his little finger in the 1990s, much as Xi et al are doing to Trump now.)
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Walter Mondial @dabenner.bsky.social · 10h
During the last days of Watergate, Nixon used to drink two bottles of cabernet and watch Patton nonstop.
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 18h
Whew. The leftist brainrot on Threads needs to be studied.
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Pierce @pierceah66.bsky.social · 9h
Dr. Andrews gaining on Graham ahead of the debate in SC isn’t a surprise because she was gaining on the member of that family who was actually at least qualified for the job ahead of his passing.
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 12h
It’s almost like Juniper/Ben desperately want Democrats to lose, including AES
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 12h
it's ironic that propagating this narrative is *actually* bad for AES, which is part of why he is in fact doing all these events and emphasising the strength of his relationship with the Democratic Party!
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 12h
Like the relationship of the DNC towards both El-Sayed and Mamdani is best described as “weirdly horny” which seems like something you could work with
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 12h
It remains odd to me The Onion has decided the thing to do in 2026 is mislead people about Democrats The DNC and prominent Democrats like El-Sayed! This isn’t even a joke, it’s a poorly controlled reflex
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politiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 11h
Ben Collins won't stop clinging to the vision he has in his head of an Abdul El-Sayed who will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and a Democratic Party who wants to do the same to Abdul El-Sayed
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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
F—king idiot
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE. You people sound like fucking North Koreans
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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cullen59.bsky.social @cullen59.bsky.social · 9h
People have lost their god damned minds. No. No one should follow this lunacy. This might be funny as an Onion fashion column, but not... you know... otherwise.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The other reason they never talk about this is because it is yet another example of the horror that came after USAID was shut down. Attacking Biden and Harris led to exactly this. You would think someone who worked for USAID would comprehend that, and yet: bsky.app/profile/some...
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