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time displaced dinoperson i paint plastic space monsters for fun he/they

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ceej @ceej.online · 15h
I died in the shipwreck of a whaling vessel in 1798, but a few days later, clinging to an old rum barrel. Now I can only haunt this one specific patch of desolate ocean. I thought I saw a cruise liner once, in the distance. Had a scare ready to go and everything. Not much going on outside of that
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19h
Every night, all the exhibits at this museum come to life but since they don't have any internal organs they almost immediately die again
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 16h
Daily bunny is not returning their cart
A bunny in a large shopping cart launches the cart of a small cliff into a lake, presumably using momentum from a hill or ramp. A second bunny, frightened  clings to the handle of the cart as it goes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-h…
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social · 17h
wary of giant z's in the forest to this day, my spanish isn't good enough
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this rider statement makes your bit closer to gail than the bit itself
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
full-on superman car in my town hood has a big mural of supes yellow accents the spoiler and rims are red to mimic cape and boots
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So after Robinson Crusoe was written it inspired an entire genre of people stranded from society called “Robinsonades” and the guy who wrote Swiss Family Robinson couldn’t even be bothered to come up with a different name for his. It’s like calling your vampire novel Doug Twilight
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
gl to gta6 trying to outdo irl how you gonna make a fake florida that's more over the top bonkers than the real one
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026
'A Dull afternoon' (1973) Edward Gorey
three ladies outdoors amid trees and grass playing an inscrutable game with a human skull
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my great granny used to cook them all the time back in the day, until my mom called them chicken hands
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kill your heroes is a way of life
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 22,1974
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN THE CLASSROOM WITH SEVERAL OTHER KIDS, THE TEACHER ASKS SLUGGO A MATH QUESTION 

TEACHER: SLUGGO, IF YOU HAD FIVE CANDY BARS AND I ASKED YOU FOR TWO, HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE LEFT?

SLUGGO ANSWERES WITH A GRIN : FIVE
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so you're using the submarine safety technique of completely ignoring the professional safety person advice have a nice dive before you implode
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post Harry Potter art, I'm blocking you without hesitation. I don't care what the excuse is, don't support monsters.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶🎶 Hot town, punching Hello Kitty So adorable-even bleeds real pretty Head’s big but her body’s itty-bitty Should I punch her more? Gonna ask the committee Staggering ‘round, kitty Walkin half dead Walkin into traffic-squashed like a flatbread… 🎶🎶🎶
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notjewelosco.bsky.social @notjewelosco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you ever think about how society looped back to medicinally branded sodas
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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~<《🅕🅛🅨》>~ @fly1966.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For those who might like to see it. Alice In Wonderland 1933 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive share.google/8MRe3N7ckGDd...
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Alice In Wonderland 1933
Version del clasico de LEWIS CARROLL Alicia en el pais de las maravillas con direccion de NORMAN Mc LEOD, y con un elenco integrado entre otros por CARY GRANT, W.C.FIELDS y CHARLOTTE HENRY en el rol d...
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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CappyHamHam @thecappyhamham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl. it’s october and i need to eat my weight in soup every hour to stay alive.
broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The True Origin of Comet the Superhorse!*
Kon-El: Superhorse? Jeez, how many animals did Krypton blast into space?
Comet: I actually used to be human. My ex girlfriend put her finger in my the part of butt that turns you into a telepathic horse and turned me into a telepathic horse.
Kon-El: is
Kon-El: is that something i have to worry about
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ME: can i have a hot italian SANDWICH SHOP EMPLOYEE: ok ME: [don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it] and can they bring me a sandwich FUCK
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No Taco - Gator Days
No Taco - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
August - Alligator dad
 
Gustopher - Alligator son
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Neighborhood streets on a autumn day.
 
August and Gustopher are taking a walk when August notices how much the trees have changed color. It reminds him that Halloween is coming.
 
August: Halloween is coming. We should find your taco costume.
 
Gustopher: I don't want to be a taco.
 
Panel 2
 
August gives Gustopher a surprised look.
 
August: You don't like tacos anymore?
 
Gustopher: I LOVE TACOS! But I love other things too.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher closes his eyes and puts his hands to his side as he explains his reasoning.
 
Gustopher: It's time to express myself in a brand new way.
 
Panel 4
 
August inquires what Gustopher wants to be.
 
August: So what do you want to be?
 
Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Kids just be doing shit
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Team Lazerbeam @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We started Team Lazerbeam to make games that were handcrafted, human and full of soul. 12 years into our game dev journey, that mission feels more important than ever. Thank you to everyone that’s cheering us on in our quest to bring this game to life, one line at a time! 💖
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🧏‍♀️🗯💢🧕
a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
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Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity
BRANDON, MB - 4-year-old Mikaela Hermer's imaginary restaurant, in which she served invisible hot dogs and ice cream to her parents and friends, has filed for bankruptcy after being acquired by Hedges...
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
still like his bit where he pretended for years that some other writer had died and been replaced by a shoddy impersonator knocking out dreck, even after the guy actually died
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what a maroon
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
here in my car i feel safest of all i can lock all my doors it's the only way to live in cars *synth riff
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 23/09/2026
Remastered Myconia are in the shop now! Six different models so far, with armed/swappable fungi head variants to follow shortly. An ideal set of models with which to spore-t this friendly mycelial neighbourhood
Myconid King with staff and fungal potion. He looks angy.Two tall myconid shamblers, shambling. Fun guys.Set of three little mushroomian mobs. I can see they're already growing on you.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The actress who played Yeoman Rand, Grace Lee Whitney, toured the convention circuit for years, where she would play a song she wrote and sang called 'Disco Trekkin'. It is the weirdest fucking thing ever, it sounds like Pokemon having a sex party. Listen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQD5...
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Grace Lee Whitney - Disco Trekin'
YouTube video by devildick1
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Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just played a round of this on my emu it smells like pizza bc i first played joust at the pizza place down the street when i was a kid
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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