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Darth Hamburger The Wise

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Mike @trillhoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seatron Alien Huge Boobs
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>be prion @basedprion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
butcher knight knight 41/99
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>be prion @basedprion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fumigation knight knight 43/99
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you deleted every account on here with “professor,” “economics,” or “political science” in their bio the average IQ would shoot up so fast everyone would get the bends
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
did nardwuar's crew definitely let this thumbnail through on purpose, yes or yes
josh homme and nardwuar, and josh is wearing a shirt that says scumbag....when the first letter of the word isn't covered by the jacket you're wearing
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Darth Hamburger The Wise @crudman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unemployed and absolutely rolling tits right now what's good fellas
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doro @dorothree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me when im asked what launch title im getting for my ps4
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load bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SPONGE BOB ME BOY,
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
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Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Darth Hamburger The Wise @crudman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Torrentio
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fan art of a JAV housewife dying in a glue trap
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I Don't Care About Life is Strange Anymore
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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
baby turtles suck at being turtles but excel at being food
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Super Mario Galaxy 2 contains an unused "yellow zone" that, upon entering it, makes Mario yellow. Being yellow makes Mario run faster.
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Darth Hamburger The Wise @crudman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wellness Latest
Wellness Latest
Why is everyone over 40 talking about this strange bedtime trick?
It takes under a minute and requires nothing from a pharmacy.

and it’s a woman pouring baking soda onto a cucumber
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PdxPunkx @pdxpunk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#cutthemdown #fuckflock
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ヤマリ @yamari6363s.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
👻💤
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ヤマリ @yamari6363s.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🌴🌕🌴
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Darth Hamburger The Wise @crudman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
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Darth Hamburger The Wise @crudman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🆎🅱️🅰️
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Whoa, an explosive new "red flag" letter from Natalie Harp to Donald Trump has been leaked. I was sitting on it for reasons I do not need to tell to a person who is like you.
Dear Mr. President,

    It's me your lovely Natalie, the one whose job is to stand near you as far as I can tell. I am blonde and thin and people knew about me as far back as three days ago. I look like one of those grandma cookies no one likes, the wafer cookies. I look like a fucking Walmart brand Great Value Vanilla Wafer that tastes like dust. I will print you a picture so you understand, my leader and my king. 

     I had surgery to remove my eyelids and they installed a "Pain Center" in the middle of my brain so I can't ever sleep again. I will use the time I used to spend on sleep to tweet racist shit for you. Anyway, got to go, my love. No point in writing any longer because I have to walk in the room and watch you tug your crooked little thumb. You know that because I just handed you this letter.

Your Wife,
Natalie Last Name, White Woman
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
FYAD
we’re all about the swishy
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Darth Hamburger The Wise @crudman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Brzzzrt Please Give COMPUTER 45 minutes to "Warm" the "Shaders" Zztt Beedert Zbbbbzt
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 19/08/2026
screenshot of me appealing the rude label i got from bluesky with the appeal text saying "im nice now" but the important part is that my keyboard is in bi pride colors
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 15/08/2026
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A screenshot from an online article. The subtitle is “Where does enshittification come from?” The rest of the text is covered up by two popup ads with most lines only having 4–6 words visible. At least two or three are completely covered by the bottom popup ad.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@kibblesmith

Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
siskel 👍 ebert 👍: 95% correct siskel 👍 ebert 👎: 20/80 in eberts favor siskel 👎 ebert 👍: 35/65 in eberts favor siskel 👎 ebert 👎: 95% correct
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I AM in hell, pal. As a matter of fact, for simplistic cretins like you, I AM hell. 

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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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I’m a gamer psycho mercenary who will kill you at the drop of a of a hat. And hats drop easy in this fucked up world.
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Today’s baseball name is Janson Junk
Janson Junk
Position: Pitcher
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
6-2, 197lb (188cm, 89kg)
Team: Miami Marlins (majors)
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Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/12/2023
first of all, there are many parts of the world where people are forced to survive on a few hundred calories a day, so every little bit counts. second, many kings and philosophers throughout history have eaten their boogers,
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Club Penguin Is My Favourite Dreary Game
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
reuters: 

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every Game Should Be Like Banjo Kazooie
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Simpsons video game screen that says WELCOME THRILLBObilbo baggins making that crazy face he loves so much as he's gaming
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 29/07/2026
why not try killing yourself, Google
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
please educate yourself about the historical development and present day topography of my crusty anus
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