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Dr. Stephen Poop

@drstephenpoop.bsky.social
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Running through the house with a pickle in my mouth

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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 5h
I was shown the IT miniseries as a little kid by some older kids and it fucked me up. Also I was obsessed with Twister and watched it constantly even tho it scared me and I was terrified of any severe weather for years after that.
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty clear that the dems are trying to throw the Maine and Michigan Senate races
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really don’t want to take the focus off of the judge’s lunacy because that’s what matters but wtf was the victim’s sister thinking? What is wrong with Americans? We are deeply mentally ill.
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“No actually they’re much less popular and honestly kind of lame…”
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine just being a huge Goose fan and then Geese comes along and you have to keep explaining yourself
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
overwhelmed by how beautiful this is
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026
it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3”
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Chut @ferret.ing · 01/10/2026
Never underestimate the ability of "moderate democrats" to accept the gop framing anyway
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s nothing going on behind those eyes lol
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Noah Cohan @noahcohan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is great. Jameis's public profile makes me feel like I am taking crazy pills. "Every charming quote from Winston shared across platforms...serves as a reminder that sports media writ large appears to value those who have been accused of sexual assault rather than survivors."
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is where I’m standing right now
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yall are being annoying as shit about this Iñaritu movie fyi
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/wil... I’m vibing my damn ass off
music.apple.com
Wild West End by Dire Straits on Apple Music
Song · 1978 · Duration 4:41
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m hammered lol
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They fucked around and let dr. Poop into French wine country
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don Draper if he lived long enough to listen to Future: “Oh my god.. I’m complete… this is what I’ve been looking for all my life”
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🐐
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
John is his dah
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He dinnae like Mondays he dinnae like nermal
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They were calling this guy fat and slow a year ago lol
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn the dark side of being a Nazi… who would have thought?
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Idk dude I thought the dark side of far right fame was the far right part
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spooky
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
William Penn was a bucket
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My waiter looks like the bald guy from Barry
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The SEC just constantly letting itself be cucked by this administration. Pathetic beyond belief. My Alma Mater is unfortunately included in this.
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The French have ipad kids too
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good to see the White Sox up
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On wild horses, when mick says “we’ll ride them someday”, I get so emotional.
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who in Paris got that chronic? I’m off 5 glasses of wine and I’m ready to get goofed up
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Loving this little freak I found at the Rodin Museum
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is really why I came back to France. Best soft drink in the world. And you can’t get it in the US I’ve tried.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The death of comedy films has left me with David Koechner size hole in my life. We used to have David Koechner in this country smdh……..
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For real y’all
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m in France bitch
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