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crookedknight.bsky.social @crookedknight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
↪ Replying to @cashbrowns.bsky.social
Sluggo INNOCENT
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crookedknight.bsky.social @crookedknight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
↪ Replying to @opinionhaver.bsky.social
Luckily for any president looking to clean house everybody who works there is guilty of multiple felonies plus crimes against humanity just as a baseline
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crookedknight.bsky.social @crookedknight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
↪ Replying to @catacalypto.bsky.social
I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here
Original post: "happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!"

An attached screenshot has Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse (played by the inimitable Shohreh Aghdashloo) saying this
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crookedknight.bsky.social @crookedknight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
↪ Replying to @atrupar.com
TBH his success rate here is higher than I was expecting, judging purely in terms of whether he uses complete sentences
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crookedknight.bsky.social @crookedknight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
↪ Replying to @edidin.bsky.social
I particularly love that they just assumed honeybees get dizzy
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crookedknight.bsky.social @crookedknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
↪ Replying to @mtsw.bsky.social
Downside: This rule is responsible for several hilarious Dallas Cowboys playoff losses
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