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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 9h
Picture me with a paid off Lowe's credit card. Our eyes meet across the store. I bite my lip. It must happen. I then promptly drive you to my best friend's house and hand you over in an unopened box so that you can do this. Because the only person who will love you more is Greg.
I gave greg the gremlins animatronic from the halloween section.

He looms large in the bay window.
Staring.
Forever.
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The Octopus Gallery @octopusgallery.bsky.social · 11h
Aw man, Pope Bob is gonna be sad. I hope he takes it out on more AI bros.
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 12h
Tonight's movie. My daughter's choice but I'm excited to rewatch it.
A poster for Disney's animated Robin Hood (1973) film.
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 18h
"crockpot of confusion" Keep feeding me now homespun phrases at the round table Traitors.
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"picking gnat crap out of pepper" 🤣 I had to rewind to hear that again from Traitors New Blood
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 19h
I was sick of procedurals back when the show Lucifer debuted. Star Trek doesn't need the equivalent of copaganda.
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Certified Illinois Expert @mrillinois.bsky.social · 20h
I have been inside 129 Illinois public libraries and don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this in Sterling: three-story stacks with glass floors to let in more light, original to the 1904 Carnegie building.
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Dayna @whimsycalling.bsky.social · 20h
Here's more spooky jars I made. It would be so cool if someone put a ring in one of these and proposed. That'd make my year. Available Whimsycalling.com
2 Jack o'lantern figurines. One has a witch hat with a frog and the other has a black cat popping out2 Jack o'lantern figurines
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Oni @onidraws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welp here goes nothing. These are Crystarium themed earrings and they will be available next month in my shop. #FFXIV #jewelry #resin
A photo of earrings in resin with golden decorations on them. The resin is crystal shaped, blue and transparent with some gold foil in it. There's also a flower ornament on top of the earring.
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 09/10/2026
Friends, can we all block and report @scuba-diving-5.bsky.social — they are pretending to sell my stuff on merch (check their replies tab), but it’s a credit card number theft scam. Hopefully nobody got ripped off, but if you did, call your credit card company ASAP.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 09/10/2026
Oh this man is OVER IT over it, I hope a Dem consultant is having a stroke somewhere
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol the general public doesn't know who any of them are. I wonder if the dumb ads attacking Stratton will add Hoffman in an updated ad.
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would like to see Diana sent to Slough House and it still wouldn't be enough penance. #SlowHorses
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Becky @beckymew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey friends, if you were looking for guillotine earrings there are some in the shop right now, and I'll be adding more this week. Check out my product! www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
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Becky's Choppy, Choppy, The Earrings | Peculiarity Shop
It's time we did something about *gestures*. Components: Czech glass, stainless steel, base metal alloy.Some very minor variations in construction may apply. Lead/nickel free
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if Trump posts a trans slur on Truth Social which is aimed at you, and you say anything other than "can you guys fucking believe the President of the United States is out here posting trans slurs on Truth Social, fuck him into the sun for all eternity," you have failed the most basic of all tests
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aka white and male. Having a lot of money is probably good too.
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Athletic departments are already in the red for less than 50 million each year. And doesn't this bill have some anti LGBT garbage in it or am I thinking of something else?
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[one year of this shit later] "man, divorce hits exactly the same when you work in AI"
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David Harper @davidharper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell. YES. I love that Marvel's doing these monster compendiums in the new Marvel Brick line, but I especially love that The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl's one of the line's debut titles. Let's gooooooo!!!!
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Official: Marvel Announces 'Marvel Brick' Thick Paperback Line At NYCC
Official: Marvel Comics Announces Its New 'Marvel Brick' Thick Paperback Line At New York Comic Con Retailer Day
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Rachel DeMarco @racheldemarco2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have found YouTube videos to be extremely helpful in making projects!!! Watched a few and mixed them & free hand for my wicked cardigan witch hat and cauldron purse!!! There’s a lot of really fun cat related protects too I saw a cool one for a cat couch I wanna try for my sis small chihuahua 🤭
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hate it that I'm looking forward to VAR next season.
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She's doing what the producers tell her to do.
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember the times before media consolidation. I really hate how garbage the KC Star has become. Wellness grift and articles that are nothing more than grabbing posts off of social media.
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🦇 Count Nikula 🦇 @bhcrafts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
finished a special order for a bat-pergé egg! I haven’t made one of these in ages ;v;
a blue dumpling-shaped bat plush with an ornate carousel-themed pattern printed onto it and a tiny gold crown on the top of its head
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Ej Dickson @ejdickson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right after the Cornell Jane Doe story broke, a site called JaneDoeMerch.com started selling I Am Jane Doe hats and T-shirts, claiming the proceeds would go to Jane Doe's legal fund. Her lawyer knows nothing about it. Read my story on Jane Doe merch at @wired.com: www.wired.com/story/meet-t...
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 07/10/2026
PUT MORE COPILOT ON IT
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Lady Topham Catt @ladytophamcatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am once again asking for one of our intrepid Chicago designers to get "SHUT THE FUCK UP, RAHM" merch on the market ASAP
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is also illegal. I'd be pulled over and cited if my plate isn't readable. I'm sure whomever has jurisdiction in the areas ICE traveled will get right on that.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/10/2026
The Onion newspaper cover from October 22, 1929: 

Stock Market Invincible
'Buy, Buy, Buy!' Experts Advise
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 06/10/2026
Like there is no way this nonprofit could have paid for the number of hours I put into this just because I got stubborn and contrary! They are wrecking the most basic fundemental part of the internet I love: anyone can just make a little goofy website!
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoa, one of the pedophiles responsible for the GOP's political power just died. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other wgntv.com/news/chicago...
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Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert dies at 84
Former U.S. House Speaker John Hastert has died at the age of 84 from natural causes.
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Jeff Harris @nemalki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This seems pretty dang cool and all and something a lot of metropolitan locations should do for the season. But from a design aesthetic standpoint, anybody getting Silver Shamrock vibes from this? I think that's intentional. If it is? Bravo!
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If JB does run for higher office, I hope he gets shit for the state police protecting Nazis and ICE.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 04/10/2026
The amount of gender in these things is off the charts. They’re dude wipes (boy) but pumpkin spice (girl) but it’s actually dumpkin spice (???). They’re XL (boy) but plant-sourced (girl).
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Considering Newsom hangs with Nazis this feels performative and AIPAC driven.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Pope, would you please shut the fuck up"
Martin Luther nailing his 99 Theses to the door of the Wittenburg Castle Church
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Ash @blackash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Granny's frogs are up in my shop: ko-fi.com/blackash/shop Please enjoy my descriptions which turned into passive aggressive commentary on how you don't appreciate your grandmas #plush #frog
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to rephrase the whole discussion in terms of hazardous products, instead of "minds". And then we need to make sure that there's liability. A model hacks someone? Put a C-suite guy in jail. A model produces sexual harassment material? Put a C-suite guy in jail. Watch how fast things get safe
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 03/10/2026
So if you actually care about restorative justice, the thing I beg you to start doing in these cases is CENTERING THE FUCKING VICTIMS. And not demanding that people immediately jump to how they can best not ruin the man's life.
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The Octopus Gallery @octopusgallery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s a lot of cat and dog goodies going for really good deals!
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1312 Antifascists (Chicago) @1312antifascists.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jake Lang is coming to Bridge view, a suburb of Chicago, to harass the Muslim community widely known as Little Palestine. He is bringing a mob of out-of- town Nazis but working with local racist chuds like Terry Newsome. Bring PPE and a crew, and let's get to work defending our neighbors #Chicago
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White Supremacist Jake Lang Plans to Host Nazi March in Illinois on Sunday
Lang announced a “Crusader March,” targeting the Annual Palestine Festival on Sunday, October 4
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Bring back webrings @crocusinthespring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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