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kassam chrisin

@crisscrass.bsky.social
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 15h
watching the reacher movie after the show, and these threatening one-liners do not work coming from tom cruise
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 08/10/2026
Margaret Hamilton, who led the 100-person team that wrote the onboard software for the Apollo missions, has died.
nyti.ms
Margaret Hamilton, Whose Software Guided the Apollo Missions, Has Died
Margaret Hamilton, the first female programmer hired to work on the space project at M.I.T., was 90.
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flynn @icelevelartzone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
always fun to return to www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJAx...
youtube.com
Gallant x Sufjan Stevens // In The Room // Ep. 1
YouTube video by gallant
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Mystic Tomato @thraxur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Raven smokin a bong in the chao garden
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my beloveds Limitless and The Grinder
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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Ash (new non-binary flavor!) @seatopian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo
A screenshot of a post that says Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator on Godzilla x Kong: Supernova. The previous Monsterverze films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator.
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock saying "It's an AI-generated movie about Bitcoin starring Gal Gadot. I play Bit Coin, a beautiful young 'Blocked Chain' with a troubled past."
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
what the fuck is this?
Screen shot of a promotional email headed by a black bar with yellow text saying "IMBd". Below, it reads: "Welcome to IMDb, an Amazon company."
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
UK transit nerds are next level.
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have watched this a dozen times and I'm going to watch it a dozen times more. Join me. Sometimes better things truly are possible through technology.
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i think we thread the needle of movies to tv shows is by way of the opera three consecutive nights of screenings for one 10 hour film epic
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
noooo, not my favorite things
Highlighted text from medical website reading "For example, gardening, playing golf or racket sports, and lifting a baby can make it worse."
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
*hacker voice* I’m in
Crude drawing of herbie hancock inside a rack of audio equipment
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i can't believe they aren't marketing sheep detective as being written by the creator of chernobyl
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Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Peter Lucier @peterlucier.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
WOAH BREAKING: BALOGUN WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR BELGIUM MATCH www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
nytimes.com
Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended
Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game but will be now free to be selected.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
stay scared argentina
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
EAT SHIT FUCK YOU USA! USA! USA!
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 29/06/2026
trying to channel this energy every time someone is mean and wrong at me online
A post by dogpuppy
At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

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If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tvh

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If I was king for a day the first thing I would do is sentence you to a life full of love and understanding
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i feel for the japanese players, but they put up a great game
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/06/2026
Me: its time to open up this pit! Construction Contractor: please, no
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Schmidt Ocean Institute @schmidtocean.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is a deep-sea isopod. Dr. Johanna Weston, a deep-ocean biologist and guest investigator at @whoi.edu, is confident this is Bathyopsurus nybelini, one of her favorite animals. Learn why via the YouTube caption: youtube.com/shorts/DenUj...
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
americans feeling pretty high and mighty with their "usa" chant until they realize how many syllables paraguay has
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
it'd be so funny if the final part of the ff7 remake never came to pc
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18/02/2026
I love this so much
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
here i go eclipsing again
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a cartoon character says oh boy here i go killin again
ALT: a cartoon character says oh boy here i go killin again
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
well at least we got a werner herzog warframe commercial
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Feel like we gave up on the slumdog millionaire parodies way too soon. There’s still gold in there hills
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
splitting the difference, nightmare before christmas is a thanksgiving movie
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Star Wars-posting? In the season and year of our lord autumn 2025?
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
i need crossword clue solvers to provide context for the answers. sometimes i can't get why the answer connects to the clue :(
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
why is there an anime bipolar pharmaceutical ad? youtu.be/XGtta5JACsA?...
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Fanapt Commercial (2025)
YouTube video by Commercial Archivist
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
so far, scylla and narcissus are my favorite voice performances in hades 2
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
cold mario
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kassam chrisin @crisscrass.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
extremely cursed grouping
Sylvester Stallone's wikipedia image with information listing him as "Special Ambassador to Hollywood" starting on January 20, 2025 and co-serving with Mel Gibson and Jon Voight
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
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