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Creature Wizard

@creature-wizard.bsky.social
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Call me Danny! I fight conspiracy theories, pseudoscience, pseudohistory, and BS in general. I'm also a big believer in joy, whimsy, and doin' it for morale.

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The KIDS Act [containing KOSA] has passed the House This sucks, but its not the end. It still has to pass through the Senate committee and then be voted on by the Senate itself Please continue contactimg your Senators and demanding they oppose the KIDS Act & KOSA www.congress.gov/members/find...
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
James Cameron: I can look past the hundreds of thousands of people, mainly children, Elon Musk has starved to death by stripping US Aid funds from because him make big rocket good.
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Nvidie @dervine7.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
a weird thing some atheists do is give subversive interpretations of bible stories while still accepting the overall narrative. like no, christianity didn't happen bc mary was covering up an extramarital affair, the whole virgin birth thing was made up many decades later
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If more atheists could get over their ableism/saneism problem (casually calling people delusional, psychotic, insane, etc.), that would be great. #atheists #ableism #saneism #ableism
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Voices for Vaccines @voices4vaccines.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Hib vaccine basically eliminated Hib. Before then, it was the leading cause of bacterial meningitis in young kids, and led to tragedies like this one. Remarkable public health win. www.voicesforvaccines.org/a-hib-vaccin...
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A Hib Vaccine Would’ve Saved My Brother
I sat on the floor next to Bobby. As I sat there watching him, I felt terrified.
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clarkhydra.bsky.social @clarkhydra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A proposed rule fueled by Trump’s conspiracy theories would require the USPS to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—and give them the power to hold those ballots hostage. Urge them to say NO and help protect voting by mail: act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...
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Don’t Let Trump Sabotage Vote by Mail!
In a new proposed rule, the USPS would be required to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—as well as the power to stop those ballots from being delivered. Urge them to ...
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Dan Seitz @dseitz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
One of the bigger problems with the whole "WELL THE KIDS PICKED UP THIS AWFUL CONSPIRACY THEORY FROM TIKTOK" is... OK, why was it served to them? Algorithms don't just fling shit at the wall, they draw from other data sets to determine what will keep the user engaged.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 13/06/2026
This AI-generated image is making the rounds and normally I wouldn't even bother with something like this However, it gives us the chance to talk about a fascinating sub-group of White Nationalism that believes a race of pure Aryans called Argathans live in the center of the Earth 🧵
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Premillennial Decompensationalist @smollusk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
all conspiracy theories are eventually antisemitism yes, even transphobia especially transphobia
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The literal translation of "apocalypse" is "revealing." But the honest translation is "I pulled it out of my ass."
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m sure some people use “Epstein Class” in good faith, to describe unaccountable elites who abuse their position and are protected illegitimately by a corrupt system, but, I gotta say, some people clearly mean “Jews,” and other people are at least reckless about whether it sounds like “Jews.”
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xX_InVaDr-elliE_Xx @xx-invadr-ellie-xx.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Safe to say all those conspiracy theories about area 51 are fake. If America had access to advanced alien technology then they wouldn't be getting the shit kicked out of them so easily by Iran.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lots has been written about the other trappings of authoritarianism: the gilding of surfaces, racist anti-immigration rhetoric, the demonization of queers and trans people, the brutality. But mass sexual repression hasn't gotten nearly enough attention, and too often it's echoed by the left.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The fascist call to familial and national strength is the same stuff documented by Wilhelm Reich in the 30s. "Sexually awakened women, affirmed and recognised as such, would mean the complete collapse of the authoritarian ideology." So wild to see them lay it out so directly.
More than the economic dependency of the wife and children on the husband and father is needed to preserve the institution of the authoritarian family. For the suppressed classes, this dependency is endurable only on condition that the consciousness of being a sexual being is suspended as completely as possible in women and in children. The wife must not figure as a sexual being, but solely as a child-bearer. Essentially, the idealization and deification of motherhood, which are so flagrantly at variance with the brutality with which the mothers of the toiling masses are actually treated, serve as means of preventing women from gaining a sexual consciousness, of preventing the imposed sexual repression from breaking through and of preventing sexual anxiety and sexual guilt-feelings from losing their hold. Sexually awakened women, affirmed and recognised as such, would mean the complete collapse of the authoritarian ideology. Conservative
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Gro-Tsen @gro-tsen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A history of how the Knights Templar found themselves (long after the dissolution of the order) at the center of so many conspiracy theories (also with the Freemasons, Illuminati), and the origin of “Baphomet”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI7f...
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What's With All The Templar Conspiracy Theories?
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Alter programming/Project Monarch conspiracy theorists get mad when you point out that the same memory recovery techniques that helped people "remember" SRA has also helped people "remember" seeing celebrities turn into reptilians, but unfortunately for them it's still true. #ConspiracyTheories
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John Breen @breen.tech · 04/06/2026
Mmmm no, this isn’t it. This is how you end up with liberals and leftists who believe that the Rothschilds control everything. The whole thing with conspiracy theories is that they are irrational and impossible to control like this.
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sascha Riley really is the sequel to Michelle Remembers #ConspiracyTheories
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If you believe there's an epidemic of ritual abuse going on, you would have supported the witch hunts. #conspiracytheories
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CONK TEKST PROLAPSE @letmesearch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You can often tell what the real purpose of a moral panic is by who gets targeted. The satanic panic was absolutely dead set on preschools and daycares because the actual grievance was they helped free mothers up to join the workforce.
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Mike in the Box @mike-in-the-box.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Republican Senator Mike Lee of Utah suggests that James Talarico sacrifices children to an ancient pagan god. This is too weird for me to fully understand what Lee is getting at, but Republicans often invoke Moloch in antisemitic blood libel conspiracy theories.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 29/05/2026
Very few subjects fill me with more fury & disgust than the evangelical Christian approach to child-rearing, and nobody writes about it better than @swordsjew.bsky.social (who seems to have blocked me but you should read his book anyway).
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Breaking a Child’s Will
The Evangelical family’s twisted obsession with corporal punishment.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Anarchists Without Borders @anarchswoborders.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If the situation was hopeless their propaganda would be unnecessary.
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The witch cult hypothesis is low-key antisemitic because it ignores where witchcraft accusations were often repurposed blood libel accusations. #pseudohistory #witchcraft
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i'm sure someone will write about this soon but the gov't just updated its long-awaited "aliens" website and compared migrants to invaders from outer space. it's all vile genocidal nazi shit as expected, but this seems like extra extra bad to me
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Anna @annasels.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If you want to know what it's like being Jewish right now, i had a very friendly conversation with a taxi driver yesterday until he started telling me about how Jews control the world and various other conspiracy theories about Jews. I was alone, he was taking me to my home address.
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Euhemerized conspiracy theories are still conspiracy theories. #ConspiracyTheories
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
We have got to start talking about conspiracy theories as a power/control thing. Too many people are still confused why people spread conspiracy theories. You know how people will spread lies about someone they want to assert dominance over? It's that. It's exactly that. #ConspiracyTheories
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"This mass denial of care (and, in many cases, forceable detransition) was accompanied, predictably, by an explosion in the suicide rate amoung trans young people." Transphobia is deadly. I just hope cis people still possess hearts and souls sufficient enough to wake up at last and stop this evil.
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
From that piece above: "Deaths linked to gender or sexual identity more than doubled in 24/25, and trans young people are now estimated to be taking their own lives at 7 times the rate of their peers.” Cis folks, how are you not appalled by this?
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/05/2026
The roots of what’s become American barbecue go back before the U.S. officially even became a country.
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From ribs to brisket and beyond, American barbecue is a delicious part of US tradition
Barbecue. It's a delicious part of American culture. The "low and slow" cooking method involves cooking meat over indirect heat or smoke at lower temperatures, often with sauces or dry spices.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Let's learn about 'jingoism': the ideology that one's country is better than all the others, a sort of "belligerent nationalism." It starts with a popular 17th century magician's phrase: like "Hocus Pocus", but it's "Hey Jingo!" This became a 'minced oath': "By Jingo!" replaces "By Jesus!"
"Oh By Jingo!" sheet music cover, 1919, with singer Charlotte Greenwood on cover.
Lew Brown & Albert Von Tilzer - 1919 sheet music published by Broadway Music Corp
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ok, Imma explain the admiral neck shadow thing. (Spoilers: it's not a rubber mask, ya weirdos)... 🧵
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🐦‍⬛🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸Dan won't shut up about trans rights & Palestine @verboseminimalist.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
As usual with these things, I'm inclined to ask: if this conspiracy theory is correct, what does it accomplish? How does a Fox News guest pretending to be someone they're not help anyone do anything? Just fucking why?!?!
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Timothy Caulfield @caulfieldtim.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hear, hear. “There’s not enough critical thought about wellness, particularly the way it’s been transformed into an industry”. “Energy healing”, “spiritual DNA”, “ancient” tools, etc... The cult-y-ness of wellness explored 👇 Hannah Murray found a wellness cult www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...
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‘I thought I was the saviour of the planet’: how Game of Thrones’ Hannah Murray found a wellness cult – and lost her mind
She landed a role in hit TV show Skins at 17 and went on to star in the fantasy epic. Then she was drawn towards a mysterious spiritual community. How did she end up being sectioned?
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
they're running (probably cheaply and badly) automated wrinkle removal that's basically putting an overlay on him like an ig filter. those things don't handle rapid movement or high-contrast areas well.
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Conspiracy theories don't come from mental illness. They come from a desire for power. People make narratives up to demonize whoever they want to control and eliminate. #ConspiracyTheories
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American Crime Journal @americancrime.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
One of the reasons the Satanic Panic lasted so long was that questioning extraordinary claims was often portrayed as a moral failure. That dynamic has not disappeared. Dr. Laura Robinson examines the claims surrounding Sascha Riley & why evidence matters. americancrimejournal.com/sascha-riley...
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Sascha Riley and the Long Hangover of the Satanic Panic - American Crime Journal |
Why do ritual abuse hoaxes persist? A deep examination of the Sascha Riley allegations, Satanic Panic history, and the evidence behind belief.
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There's no such thing as a wacky conspiracy theory. There are only deeply hateful motives that you don't know about. #conspiracytheories
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Regina @ranyc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Quote of the day by Eric Hoffer: 'People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them...' - Why humans sometimes reject help but accept control easily explained by the Ameri...
Eric Hoffer, a self-taught American thinker known for observing everyday human behavior, highlighted a striking contradiction in how people respond to support and authority through his famous line. Th...
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Cox claims saucer clubs have actually received messages from outer space" Translation: He talked to some UFO channelers, which are a dime a dozen and say all kinds of nonsense. #UFOs #UAPs #aliens
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epbs.bsky.social @epbs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Tell Congress: REJECT the anti-voter “SAVE” Act. Sign here: act.commoncause.org/petitions/te...
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Tell Congress: REJECT the anti-voter “SAVE” Act
House Republicans want to make voting harder for you – no matter where you live. Their "SAVE" Act would scare newly naturalized citizens out of voting and make it harder for millions of eligible vote...
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Frustrating how people who haven't done much research often assert that New Age conspiracy theories are based on pop culture media. It's usually the other way around. #ConspiracyTheories #NewAge
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Claims that Epstein committed cannibalism go back to two sources: 1. E-mails where autocorrect changed flubbed attempts to write "bagels" into "babies" 2. Allegations made by a guy who underwent repressed memory therapy Yeah, not exactly solid stuff. #JeffreyEpstein #ConspiracyTheories
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Listen To and Vote Like Black Women @bullet1982.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Facts: "Race" is not based on biology but an artificial social construct. It was invented by European societies during the 17th century as a mechanism of social hierarchy to justify colonization, stealing the land of "non-whites" and the system of chattel slavery. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/15/u...
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A Family Secret No More
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
BlueAnons out there are claiming the Satanic Panic was fabricated to cover up the reality of widespread ritual abuse, and this is so detached from the facts of what happened that I'm a little dazed. #history #conspiracytheories
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Creature Wizard @creature-wizard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Thanks to the Satanic Panic, DID discourse is so polarized that it ranges from "DID doesn't exist at all" to "millions of people unknowingly have DID and the Illuminati gave it to them." (DID exists, and the Illuminati does not.)
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