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@raulpudd.bsky.social
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No plan only bad posts. Teacher, Cat Owner, Lover of shitty movies, TTRPG’s, Warhammer models, Weird beer. (He/Him) Trans Rights are Human Rights. Randomly capitalizing Words.

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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s America’s fault for not listening to my number one hit song “Choosin’ Maryland”. A song about the joys of always being slightly damp, hating the Steelers and pretending to enjoy the taste of Old Bay on anything other than crab.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the world would be in a better place right now if we had just let the Liver King eat Joe Rogan like he wanted.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mitch McConnell won’t see all the terrible jokes you’re all writing about him today. He’ll just kind of stare forward and not say anything
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somebody call Nick Lusko www.darkhorizons.com/gremlins-3-s...
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"Gremlins 3" Now Set For October 2028
Warner Bros. Pictures has released a short video confirming that “Gremlins 3” has now locked down an October 6th 2028 release. That’s a delay of nearly a full year from the previously announced Novemb...
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Asking the phone sex operator to talk me off with the Hankook Tire commercial voice
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER
The cancelled Freedom Fest lineup
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Really curious about what the Primetime collectable popcorn bucket will look like..
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The gag about Australian animals is that God made them after he had run out of ideas like half of them just basically being big possums that kick people to death.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Miss Piggy, Omega Level Muppet
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t be sad gang, it might happen soon.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Farewell Beef, you absolutely rocked.
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Rocks Camera Triforge
Alt: Rocks Camera Triforge
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I guess Ed Sheeran could always book the Island Boys
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“The dog actually came on to me, now when do I get my badge and gun?”
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran continues to be the most disappointing guy named Ed on planet Earth
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At least America still controls Dire Straits
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Money For Nothing Mark Knopfler
Alt: Money For Nothing Mark Knopfler
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think Sora collapsing was the first domino…
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love how Dream Works and Disney’s next animated movies are just The Owl House but straight.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I resigned from my job today at Baby Throwing Knives Inc. I had spent years in the sharpening department not knowing that Baby Throwing Knives Inc was actively selling high quality throwing knives to babies…
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
so I came up with a new sticker ....
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Glad I didn’t give Tallarico a dollar
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rudolph Giuliani’s 9/11 Bag Fumble needs to be taught in schools. The man was gifted such an incredible PR opportunity from the tragedy that everyone forgot he was one of the most corrupt, greediest, vindictive little sex goblin of a person ever elected to public office for a few years.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think Wolverine proves that bigger budgets don’t necessarily make better games. If anything the time and money poured into it results in a game more focused on having wide appeal than actually being interesting.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me seeing a crummy but earnestly drawn business logo created without AI.
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Monkey Listening to Music with Sony Walkman
Alt: Monkey Listening to Music with Sony Walkman
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El is in the Details @elsbells.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today’s a great day to help fund my friend Nyri’s top surgery. She’s a gifted historian and SFF author who’s been struggling too long for too many systemic reasons. I want her to at least be able to feel more at home in her skin.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think Trump’s new hair looks fine guys
Creed from the Office after dyeing his hair with printer ink
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
downgrade a movie: Terminator 2: Pretty Close to Making a Decision Day
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t get the time limit thing in Blood of the Dawnwalker. It has erased any interest I had in buying the game. If I wanted to frantically run around and half ass things because I was running out of time, I’d just go to work.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Creating an LLM that runs off a single potato battery and takes weeks to deliver a single wrong, barely intelligible answer.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was liking President Curtis but the latest episode was just a retread of The Rick’s Must be Crazy. Very disappointing
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just saw The Runner. More like…Gal Gadon’t
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The aesthetic reasons alone for not watching a unambitious retread of a bland overexposed property should be enough. But like the article says, it’s also funding a trans-genocide. That should be enough for anyone.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I know sinking CBS News was the whole reason Ellison put Bari Weiss in charge. But this is like sending Chris Farley’s character from Tommy Boy to kill Big Boss.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got a membership for Hustlers University expecting to get access to some vintage porn but instead it was just some bald guy with a bunch of rented cars
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Being a conservative pundit is getting big mad at the left by accusing them of everything their own side is actually doing.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I feel like I should try to understand the Librarian franchise. Not watch it, just understand it
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wouldn’t wish ICE on anyone. Maybe except for Milo Yanopolis.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
America doesn’t have a president so much as an ongoing elder care situation
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ridley Scott: Okay Tim remember, you’re playing Satan in this movie. Don’t be too sexy. *SPLOOSH* Ridley Scott: Damn it Tim!
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Kkkk
Alt: Tom Curry as the demonic villain in Legend. In full makeup
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Farewell Poet Man
Actor Tim Curry dressed in a stylish tuxedo making a “Boom” motion with his hands from his guest appearance on Lexx
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Aspire to be the sort of person that you’d have work really fucking hard to say something bad about after you die.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jeffries is not the guy for this job. He got rolled by Kushner even before he got the job.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Making America Dead
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El is in the Details @elsbells.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hi friends: I’m $80/$950 for Sept. rent, and hoping someone can nudge me to $95 today—it’d be a great relief to hit the 1/10th mark. I’m disabled, waiting to be seen by a specialist for care that’ll make life easier. Progress is possible; I just need a little help. CA/V: Elsthere
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This weekend I learned that Spidey is both trans and opposes the genocide in Gaza.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It feels less like we’re witnessing history and more like we’re just moving from one completely avoidable tragedy to the next, televised and monetized for the pleasure of an insatiable ownership class.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#Watching #Shudder
The poster for the 2025 horror film Buffet Infinity which depicts a very drippy cheeseburger on a blank white background. It appears slightly menacing
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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El is in the Details @elsbells.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can we nudge Rook closer to covering their Sept. rent? Another $452 sees my talented, kind, complicatedly disabled friend safely housed for the coming month.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Welcome to America, just some things to be aware of: * We’re all out of missiles. * You might shit yourself to death. * Our aging idiot racist president is being Rattatoued by his idiot racist staff * Avoid the blueberries.
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