Reposted by LaLaBoLaLaBo @cranxieties.bsky.social · 25/03/2026You ever find out there’s an animal you didn’t know existed and become extremely suspicious?Like what the fuck is a lowland streaked tenrec and why would the government and my parents hide it from us? 021 2
LaLaBo @cranxieties.bsky.social · 25/03/2026You ever find out there’s an animal you didn’t know existed and become extremely suspicious?Like what the fuck is a lowland streaked tenrec and why would the government and my parents hide it from us? 021 2
Reposted by LaLaBoBryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon. 463130862274 13.1K
Reposted by LaLaBoPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out! 03848423 3.8K
Reposted by LaLaBoJay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The last guests file into Madison Square Garden, doors locking behind them. They find their seats & settle in, excited to be part of this historical pop culture moment. Taylor takes the floor. She grins, light glinting off impossibly long fangs. Excitement turns to fear. Tonight, Taylor will feed. 03111 31
Reposted by LaLaBoDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 12/05/2026It's hard to avoid the conclusion that Bluesky has been a net negative for US politics. They corralled everyone on the left into a little glass fishbowl where they shout at one another & everyone else ignores them. Meanwhile, all the pols & institutions stayed on X & are being dragged farther right. 12881083151 1.3K
LaLaBo @cranxieties.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The closest I’ll get to understanding MAGA is when I get mad at the forecast from one weather app so I immediately go check other weather apps until I’m happy. 010 1
Reposted by LaLaBoChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING 564157981611 15.8K
Reposted by LaLaBoMatt Dery @deryspeaks.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Post it in the bulletin board. You may never see it again! 663189027911 18.9K
Reposted by LaLaBoRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Wow. Tulsi Gabbard deputy resigns to protest Trump’s Iran War. 34951551545 5.2K
Reposted by LaLaBoAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 14/03/2026This is everything 168121442951 12.1K
LaLaBo @cranxieties.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Oops i slipped and bought everything online in a last ditch effort for a chance at fleeting happiness 031 3
Reposted by LaLaBoPatrick Webb @patrickwbb.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Your daily reminder that not a single epstein client has been arrested. 16555201550 5.5K
Reposted by LaLaBoslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/03/2026gotta be another way to do this 1104621589 4.6K
Reposted by LaLaBoXela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Not trying to be hyperbolic, I fear we are on the cusp of a 9/11 type catastrophe that this regime is unwilling and unable to protect us from. 1250134603736 13.5K
Reposted by LaLaBoMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/03/2026BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25% 674260345560 26K
Reposted by LaLaBoAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes* Arkansas state house special election. Flip from R to D. 409251724057 25.2K
LaLaBo @cranxieties.bsky.social · 04/03/2026The thing about this administration is that every single one of them are so patently unfuckable that you have to wonder whether it was a prerequisite 110 1
Reposted by LaLaBoPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/03/2026A Kuwaiti F-18 could do the funniest thing right now 622724416 2.7K
Reposted by LaLaBoAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/03/2026theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are 3249321015 4.9K
Reposted by LaLaBoBazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 01/03/2026This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break. 104136738 4.1K
Reposted by LaLaBoRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/03/20264th place forced a smile from his bunker and waved tentatively 3945454 454
Reposted by LaLaBoGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 28/02/2026the fifa peace prize used to mean something 6654180 654
Reposted by LaLaBoKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/02/2026U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line. 1046511797 6.5K
Reposted by LaLaBoMicah @rincewind.run · 25/02/2026it really is astonishing; this was the first men’s hockey gold since the literal miracle on ice and they couldn’t manage six hours before they turned themselves into the dipshit brigade for 60% of the country 202919379 2.9K
Reposted by LaLaBojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/02/2026these people treat being called racist like it is a slur, and treat slurs like they're mere differences of opinion 12798872116 9.9K
Reposted by LaLaBoFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 533187593066 18.8K
Reposted by LaLaBoGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19/02/2026“It is time to acknowledge what has become tragically obvious: the Trump administration is operating as a massive criminal enterprise.” This absolutely captures it. Instead of "Trump Administration," we should say "Trump Syndicate." #TrumpSyndicate 591130085204 13K
LaLaBo @cranxieties.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I dunno if money buys happiness but it definitely buys the brand version of my SSRI. 021 2
Reposted by LaLaBoThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Right-wing Heritage Foundation’s own data shows fewer than 100 noncitizens voted since 1982 (!!!) This is not a real problem. “The SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill... 409123736520 12.4K
LaLaBo @cranxieties.bsky.social · 11/02/2026February’s vibe is sorta like accidentally stepping on an unidentified wet puddle with your socks on. 063 6
Reposted by LaLaBoGareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Obviously, Amazon Prime doesn't shoot you in the face. You have to pay for Amazon Prime Plus to get that level of service. The extra charge includes not being asked afterward how you liked it. 733011 330
Reposted by LaLaBoDavid Dylan Thomas @daviddylanthomas.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this. 10453061811 5.3K
Reposted by LaLaBoMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/02/2026“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.aljazeera.comIsrael used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporateUS-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds. 374126566883 12.7K
Reposted by LaLaBoJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/02/2026they should invent an asparagus that doesn't have downstream effects 2733420 334
Reposted by LaLaBoPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em. 364156182208 15.6K
Reposted by LaLaBoRachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home. But did you look at the judge's order? It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept." Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 639126094414 12.6K
Reposted by LaLaBojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/02/2026i think if you post like this without offering concrete steps people can take to prepare for and respond to interference or without any acknowledgement of the success (or lack thereof) of this strategy then you are basically engaged in voter suppression. 513421339 3.4K
Reposted by LaLaBoGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Here's my full 50-page indictment of CBP and ICE and decades of corruption, abuse of force, racism, and misogyny. I promise you — however bad you've ever thought it was, the full reality is even worse, deadlier, and more corrupt. This isn't a "Trump only" phenomenon: 191446593 1.4K
Reposted by LaLaBoPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 02/02/2026When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up 13462380 3.5K
Reposted by LaLaBoGus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW? 214122453604 12.2K
Reposted by LaLaBoThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 31/01/2026REPUBLICAN SEN. THOM TILLIS: “Senator Lindsey Graham mentioned a $10 billion lawsuit from the president. Really? Where’s that money come from, the money fairies or your pocket?” The corruption is endless. 782631814 2.6K
Reposted by LaLaBoMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/01/2026"Time to drop a really big bomb: @realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files." -- Elon Musk Guess who else is in the Epstein files, Elon. 15536761141 3.7K
Reposted by LaLaBoSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/01/2026Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you 34125662627 12.6K
