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cranberry @cranberry.page · 02/10/2026
asking the impossible
A teaser image for Batman Year Justice in which it appears that Batman is telling the justice league to leave Gotham A teaser image for Batman Year Justice where it seems that Batman is saying no one escapes Gotham
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 30/09/2026
the ideal capitalist subject
A cropped screenshot of an article about a Bitcoin trading fruit fly brain simulation. It reads "The system has no body. Its entire world is market data."
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 26/09/2026
The cover of Wolverine Origin III makes Logan look very bi. A lot of bi coming off of him. (cover by Wes Burt)
A cropped section of the cover of Wolverine Origin III with Logan, also known as the bisexual male Wolverine sitting looking not monosexual at all. The art is by Wes Burt.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 18/09/2026
Cat reading a newspaper and thinking I should [x]. Here X is too many things.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 08/09/2026
really about the most impossible thing i could imagine
White text on a blue background reading 'Even if you were super- strong, you wouldn't be able to bite off his dick. That's really about the most impossible thing I could imagine."
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 05/09/2026
you can get some bo-tato rounds
Botato rounds in the sunset
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 04/09/2026
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a clipped screen shot showing the words "whipping shitties" with a radio button next to them
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 02/09/2026
trump's truth social pfp looks like he is made up like marvel's jingoist drug-addict villain, nuke
a panel from Daredevil #233 drawn by David Mazzucchelli. It features a closeup of Nuke, a drug addled patriot with an american flag painted on his face.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 28/08/2026
caught the dumbest looking zapdos on my walk
An image of a catch card from Pokemon Go. The subject of the card is a 875 combat power galarian Zapdos, which looks like shit. It looks like an orangish anger chicken with huge talons. The card indicates that it was caught in the wild in a town in South Carolina, but the name of the town is obscured. It was caught 8/28/2026 with a Master Ball.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 28/08/2026
im a big sucker for zeta and its various offshoots
a product photo of the master grade zetaplus gunpla model from the premium bandai site. it is like a grey and blue version of the zeta gundam with some updating.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 26/08/2026
gotta be that skullback crab
A creature card from the game Keyforge. The image on the card is of a strange purple crab wearing a skull on its back.  the card text reads "Poison. (Any damage dealt by this creature's power during a fight destroys the damaged creature.) Action: Steal 1 amber."
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 26/08/2026
during the Winds of Exchange set release event at my local shop i got a deck that paired a berserker token and fof transponder. it was silly and cheesy but so much fun. i won the event despite being probably the least skilled player there. everybody was fun about it. i miss that ridiculous energy.
A token creature card from the card game Keyforge. It is called Berserker. Its text says "Berserker enters play ready and enraged. After fight: Destroy Berserker."A Keyforge upgrade card called FOF Transponder. Its text reads "This creature gains, 'Destoryed: Make a token creature. Attach FOF Transponder to that creature."
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 11/08/2026
This cannot be for real
A screenshot from Pokemon Go with a Starmie at the center. The Starmie appears to be some horrific form in which the bottom two points of the starfish have been stretched into something like a human torso and legs.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 07/08/2026
Goku smirking while giving a thumbs up. There is the top half of a speech bubble at the bottom of the image, implying that Goku is saying the text of the quoted post below.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 07/08/2026
Tragic that I'll never get earbuds featuring Heero saying "I'll kill you" from the English dub as the power on sound.
"Their new Gundam Wing earbuds combine Heero You, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Raberba Winner she Chang Wufei info a single device that lets you switch between each pilot with a simple tap.Every pilot features newly recorded Japanese voice lines performed by their original voice actors, with a total of 85 unique phrases covering everything from power on and pairing prompts to touch controls, active noise cancellation, and other system modifications.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 02/08/2026
I thought it was a good look when I was 7. I think it's a good look now.
A full body image of Joseph, who may be Magneto as far as I know. He has long white hair and is wearing an X-men suit in a style that I associate with Morph.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 02/08/2026
The classic comic panel from the onion of a creepy looking man in a shirt that says sickos looking through a window saying Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 30/07/2026
HG Sazabi recolor kinda sick
A photograph of a high grade white sazabi gunpla
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 30/07/2026
Two of dril
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 28/07/2026
My favorite thing at the ice rink I go to is this poster that looks like a screenshot from Moral Orel.
A poster of a scene of a children's hockey game featuring three clay figures. One is a child hockey player. The second is a referee looking sadly at the third figure, who is a woman who seems to be angrily shouting at the ref. It appears that the woman has thrown a drink at the ref. It is a sad image. At the bottom, it says "Relax, it's just a game."
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 24/07/2026
The cover of Randy Newman's album Little Criminals, with the Infowars Elf badly edited in over Newman.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 22/07/2026
He's a brainless ghoul! He does shit in real life that sounds like a @dril.bsky.social bit.
Excerpt from the article on Pete Hegseth on Wikipedia describing his efforts to send his degree back to Harvard.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 12/07/2026
You still have your support for Graham Platner as your pinned post. Get out of here.
A pinned Bluesky post in which Spencerdoodlemom lists notorious rapist Graham Platner as one of her "picks" for the November 2026 election .
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 09/07/2026
I nominate "he's first goat gland baby" as the second best part
A newspaper clipping in which John Brinkley, a fraudulent doctor who looks like Eggman, holds a plump little boy who was apparently conceived with help from a goat testicle implant surgery.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 06/07/2026
The infowars elf (badly) superimposed into the cover of Randy Newman's Little Criminals
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 02/07/2026
The Stern Transformers table is great fun
A photo of the top of the play field of the Stern Transformers pinball table including Megatron and a very blocky Optimus Prime
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 16/06/2026
Your move, creep.
A screenshot from Robocop from the RoboCop's POV in which the Robocop appears to be targeting the victim of a violent crime, but is actually about to shoot the assailant in the dick. The text on the Robocop's HUD displays the text Directive 2: Protect the Innocent_
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