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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the start of the World Cup + every game since the World Cup is one of the best extended runs in USMNT history but right in the middle of that they had a very important game where they repeatedly blasted themselves in the groin with a shotgun

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love to be older than the combined age of USA's goal scorers tonight

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm good thanks

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026

I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

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David Gass @empiregass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If Austin isn’t gonna play Jayden Nelson there’s like half a dozen MLS sides that could use him

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

this is like expired milk giving you an ultimatum

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Cramer K. @cramerica.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They gave up one goal in eight matches. Sheesh.

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 07/07/2026

NEW: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton appears to have used an address where he did not live while voting in six elections in the past two years — despite warning voters that “it is illegal to misrepresent your residence on election records.” with @texastribune.org

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Ken Paxton Vowed to Crack Down on “Illegal Voting.” He May Have Violated Texas Election Law.

The Texas attorney general appears to have used an address where he did not live while voting in six elections in the past two years — despite his warning voters that “it is illegal to misrepresent yo...

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Cramer K. @cramerica.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Jesus that goal was poetry

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Cramer K. @cramerica.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I was in Recife when the USMNT played Portugal in 2014 and a Portuguese reporter asked me how it felt to go up against the greatest player in the world. My biggest regret in life is that I didn’t respond with “Oh, we’re playing Argentina today?” Anyway piss off CR7.

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Norway defeated England in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo on September 9, 1981. Which led to this—the greatest call in sports broadcasting history. Kick rocks, Maggie Thatcher.

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Cramer K. @cramerica.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Vozinha you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitches too bad. They’ll kill you. Vozinha:

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 03/07/2026

I don't even care about getting 100% of the calls right! I just want to be able to yell and jump up and down without immediately having to pause and wait for an assistant principal to tell me if my feelings are canceled!!!

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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Because the discourse comes for us all. Sure if rooting for the United States men’s national team right now makes you feel icky because politics and you don’t want to do it, don’t do it. It’s just sports. You gotta root for nothing you don’t want to root for. I’m gonna keep rooting for them tho.

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Sorry I was absent from my job as the Baby Healthcare Slasher. I had depression for reasons that I’m sure are entirely unrelated to that. Anyways back to my job giving everyone infectious diseases and driving teenagers to suicide.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.

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Cramer K. @cramerica.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

There’s a 100% chance I’m going to watch at least an episode or two of El Señor de Los Cielos.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2026

Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross

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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I'm just thinking about Gio Reyna's haters and how Gio Reyna's haters think he won't score goals tonight and how Gio Reyna is thinking about literally nothing besides that right now

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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

i swear to god man, there has never been a cadre of sorrier fucking losers and hall-monitor dickweeds than at the top of the Democratic Party

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Cramer K. @cramerica.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I’ve been messing with this app since the World Cup started and it rules. Now that it’s public, take a look for yourself.

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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Fascists are not welcome at this party. Get lost

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 13/06/2026

Please don’t let Gio’s mom see this bug

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Joey Gulino @joeygulino.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Only the USMNT’s 10th World Cup win ever, in 38 games across 12 tournaments and 96 years And the FIRST time scoring 4 goals in any of them 3 points +3 GD HELLLL of a start 🇺🇸

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/06/2026

please refer any and all questions about my rooting interest in this world cup to my lawyer, hucklebuckets

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Cramer K. @cramerica.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I wonder who’s the worst player I could replace Mark Aguirre with and still go 82-0.

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Cramer K. @cramerica.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Only took 6 spins to built this monster. Now I fear I’m going to waste four billion hours to get to 82-0.

Booker, Harden, Barkley, Ewing, and Wilt in the 82-0 game. They go 80-2.

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Ectoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The Economy being good means nothing to me because it's a measure of how confident assholes feel in their line going up, and everything they do to make the line go up hurts me and devastates everyone who's doing worse than me. This isn't fucking rocket surgery.

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Cramer K. @cramerica.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Three biscuits & gravy, two orders of grits, and two black coffees. AKA the “I just got out of an AA meeting and I’m headed to the diner with the old-timers” special.

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Brad Stuver @bradstuver.com · 13/05/2026

MLS All-Star voting is open! 3 games left and a lot of work still to do but heres some objectove stats to help with your decision Vote here: www.austinfc.com/news/vote-au...

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Wonderwall @mnwonderwall.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Soccer people are the best people, and Los Verdes, Austin Anthem, and La Murga de Austin are the best of the best. We're so grateful for their friendship and solidarity! As a thank you, we donated $500 to Casa Marianella, a local immigrant-support org. Much love y'all!