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Crab photographer. Podcast network entrepreneur. Host of the Deuces Podcast.

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the really disturbing sports factoid is that every time there's an XFL season, era defining geopolitical shocks that will ultimately kill millions happen. the NFL is holding back something dark in the firmament.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the last time a team pulled off a World Series threepeat the incumbent party lost the White House next presidential election....if you value democracy you must root for the dodgers
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 20h
"I'm sorry I said genocidal things, but in my defense, I have chosen a media diet that made me genocidal" is not actually an apology honestly.
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Abigail Nussbaum @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An important corollary to the Surf Dracula tweet that I think should be talked about more, now that we're basically inundated with these types of shows, is that most of them don't get renewed, but even the ones that are don't turn into the weekly adventures of Surf Dracula in the second season.
Screenshot of a tweet from user @topherfluence: "back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get ot see him surf for 5 min in the finale"
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Crab Photographer @crabphotographer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You guessed it. Frank Stallone.
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Within just a few short years the Ellisons will probably be selling Warner Bros. *and* Paramount just to try and pay off their own debts after embarrassing bankruptcy, we're going to get another shot at this and I'd prefer that shot not be wasted on movies whose whole point is "movies are pointless"
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Boolassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here we go again
Gimli and Legolas dying together meme. Gimli is labeled “me remembering the GWOT,” Legolas is labeled “Bill Kristol” with a trans pride flag.
Panel 1: I never thought I’d die fighting along side a war criminal
Panel 2: we shall defend trans people and liberal democracy to our last breath
Panel 3: JFC this is weird
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
please you guys have to be doing this if you are going to post about him
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026
turns out GM was right, Americans piss and moan that there aren’t any cheap EVs but they will not buy them if you make one www.motortrend.com/news/2027-ch...
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Owners of the 2027 Chevrolet Bolt May Be in Rare Company
GM may build only about 35,000 examples of the 2027 Chevrolet Bolt before ending production, making America’s most affordable EV also a somewhat rare one-year-only model.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026
what Americans want is a medium-large SUV, even if it costs 60 grand techcrunch.com/2026/10/02/r...
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Rivian's R2 just helped it set a new sales record | TechCrunch
Deliveries jumped roughly 45% compared to the same quarter last year, with Rivian delivering more than 19,000 EVs.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so beyond fucking tired of the insane levels of deference and plausible deniability news media orgs--esp legacy ones like the NYT--afford Trump and the absolute intellectual rot and cravenness that it represents among the ownership & leadership of those orgs
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Crab Photographer @crabphotographer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BREAKING from Crab Photographer:
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
05 Oct 2026
Heathcliff sits in a room marked "Yogurt" in a small building close to a Milkland Dairies factory. He's sitting on a yoga mat, leading a group of cows in a yoga stretch. Two farmers look on, and one says "This is where the yogurt is made."
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Crab Photographer @crabphotographer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are the Miami Heat Giannis' alive girl?
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the data suggests we are in for quite the period of thermostatic opinion causing significant political instability in most democracies. And probably some non democracies too.
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A reminder that I think the candidate that brings back 2.99 cheesy gordita crunches and movie pass via whatever government mandate likely wins 400 evs.
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Haydon, frightfully @haydonmp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
However happy the polls make you now you must remind yourself that

TO THERMOSTATIC OPINION THE CAUSE OF AND SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is who the NYT has regularly treated as a de facto assignment editor
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware
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Not that you asked, but...
In no way do i agree with you.
Deborah is beautiful and extremely talented.
She is as smart as whip and a complete nerd.
Also incredibly kind.
How perfect she is!
And a good friend.
1 am a fan of God of War. I for one cannot wait to play the new game with my son.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
talking about water use policy is impossible because "AI data centers use a lot of water to cool the computers" sounds way more believable than "they're draining the Great Salt Lake so the Governor of Utah can sell alfalfa to Saudi Arabia" and yet
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Crab Photographer @crabphotographer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was a duology though? Anyway... There is no final victory against evil, and there is no final defeat of good. People hated the sequel duology because they were reminded it takes work to keep a stable democracy, including voting occasionally.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm sorry if I sound like I'm going insane, but this is an excerpt from the actual academic writing I do for my actual respectable university as an actual political scientist in training and I'm just not sure if I can fucking take it anymore.
The resulting coarsening of elite conservative discourse is notable. Twenty years ago, it would have been a scandal if a major defense contractor and Republican donor publicly endorsed the retrograde opinions on gender relations offered by “@cumlasagna1.” Yet Elon Musk’s embrace of “@cumlasagna1” did not even make the headlines on December 15, 2025 as the primary political story of the day was President Trump appearing to take credit for inspiring the assassination of Princess Bride director Rob Reiner and Reiner’s wife due to their liberal activism. (The president’s conclusions may have been premature. Reiner’s son-in-law would later be charged with the crime and police state they believe a personal dispute rather than political disagreement was the primary motive.) All of this has clear implications for who gets to be an expert and how expertise gets to be legitimated in conservative national security discourse. Given his agreement with a profane Garfield themed far-right social media account’s stance on the cognitive capabilities of women, it is unlikely that all else being equal, a female spacepower strategist or aerospace engineer would have her suggestions taken as seriously as one of her male counterparts by the influential Republican defense contractor. It also broadens the range of potential policy outcomes, which in turn has
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh yeah, that's good bluesky right there
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.
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Mike Yass @mikeyass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
incredible progress in the field of AI
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Best brownie recipe. 2cupswhite sugar1 cupsall-purpose flour
1 cupbutter, melted 4eggs ½cupcocoa powder teaspoonvanilla extract ½teaspoonbaking powder
½teaspoonsalt ½cupwalnut halves Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F And then mix (dry first, so its not clumpy) Bake, 20
- 30 min and let them cool.
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Thanks lad, but idk what are Farenheits, still ty
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bro put vanilla and walnuts in there wtf
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remove yourself from life walnuts have no place inside a brownie
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
6/ Weeks later, Kao tells his team Collins committed to getting the company $32M in naval contracts.
A check for $150,000 to 1820 PAC, a pro-Collins super PAC, from the Society of Young Women Scientist and Engineers.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
5/ Kao wants assurance Collins would know he was behind it, and according to Kao, Reed confirms that she would. Seven days after the super PAC cashes the check, one of Reed’s subordinates emails a Navatek lobbyist: “Senator Collins would like to call Martin to thank him.”
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
4/ To skirt campaign finance laws and conceal the source of the funds, Navatek’s CEO, Martin Kao, sends an initial $150K to the pro-Collins super PAC (1820 PAC) using a shell company. Reed knows Kao is behind the donation. “Very smart,” he says in an email viewed by ProPublica.
Emails Between Martin Kao and Scott Reed, Discussing Contributions to the Susan Collins Super PAC, 1820 PAC

“Hi Scott: Had a chance to discuss 1820 with my CFO and attorney last night. They are suggesting setting up a separate new LLC to make the donations. Name of new LLC: Society of Young Women Scientists and Engineers.

In my personal real estate investments, we often use LLCs that can be set up to "facilitate" transactions. They are super vague and very difficult to get any background info on. Totally legal and typically used in real estate transactions to conceal the identity of buyer/seller. Wanted to get your thoughts/concerns.”
— email from Martin Kao to Scott Reed, Nov. 22, 2019

“Very smart and glad your counsel understands. Thanks for doing this.”
— email from Scott Reed to Martin Kao, Nov. 22, 2019

“Great! We will proceed on getting this set up ASAP. Have a nice weekend.”
— email from Martin Kao to Scott Reed, Nov. 22, 2019
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is frying me
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Crab Photographer @crabphotographer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they community noted my shit
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Even though she didn't pay rent, you cannot visit a tenant without written notice. Also if he was planning on evicting her, he also would need to provide written notice, and if she doesn't move out he should've called the cops, at no point should he be visiting her apartment without notice
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 19/09/2026
>I log into the groupchat >"boebert and navarro had a threesome with former rep matt gaetz" >i log out of the groupchat, contemplate the sea
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18/09/2026
this admin is not going to like the outcome of denying access because access is the only thing they have to offer
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If only there had been some historical precedent for the Iranian regime deliberately prolonging a crisis, even to their own detriment, just to punish a specific US president who'd launched a military operation on Iranian soil.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i still think it's a shame that they made the predators a species obsessed with hunting when they could have had them just be normal guys and the ones who come to earth be the equivalent of suburban dentists who pay $20k to go on safari in Africa and murder some poor lion
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
16 Sep 2026
Heathcliff is walking down the sidewalk with his girlfriend Sonja. He's wearing a pink helmet that says "IT'S COMPLICATED", and Sonja is looking up at the helmet angrily. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "She hates that helmet."
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A decade ago, if you aimed to predict Supreme Court decisions, which has proven a better heuristic? 1) Follow legal text and precedent according to a logically consistent judicial philosophy 2) Ignore or distort law to maximize GOP/right-wing power while mitigating risks of future court expansion
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026
The people who are running the massively powerful and lucrative US AI industry pretty much all know about this chart, and quite a few directly participated in the proceedings. Speaking of the rationalist sex cult who regard a Harry Potter fanfic as their Bible, and who also have tons of money.
Aellas birthday gangbang
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Crab Photographer @crabphotographer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not really interested in the opinions of the Meyers Leonard of rap music either way.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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