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Gabie Martin

@crabbygabie.bsky.social
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Philadelphia-based reader, writer, poet. they/them author of Gritty City (tinyurl.com/mpcawp8p). gabiemartin.com

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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She saw you from across the bar and absolutely HATES your vibe
Cat in a chair, sinisterly
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mushroom :)
Orange mushrooms in a line on a fence
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I go to the UK, I end up buying books - both for those sweet sweet UK covers, but also because they have different books in stores! This time I uhhhh really outdid myself
Stack of books
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are Pennsylvanias everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
American Airlines is making frankly unreal decisions for its infotainment (yes I did watch, it’s only the first five episodes)
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👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 06/09/2026
I’m going to need everyone who’s reporting on AI psychosis and how it’s making people, especially men, come up with theories of everything to please talk with the scientists who have been getting multiple emails from “theory of everything” guys for decades
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Lisa Thornton @thorntonforreal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thank you, Wendell Berry
The text of The Peace of Wild Things by Wendell Berry
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❍ @latticeparable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i just realized i never posted this here Cover art for 'Scholar's Codex' @tuneandfairweather.bsky.social 30x40cm ink on claybord
a black and white scratchboard drawing depicting a scholar sitting at their desk, writing something in a book, lit by candlelight.
In the foreground, we can see piles of books, a cat sleeping, and an armillary sphere. In the background, shelfs are filled with books and and various artefacts. Drapery covered in stars and constellations hangs from the ceiling.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/08/2026
I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.
A cartoon character who looks very similar to beloved character Ziggy, but looks cruel and has a big "W" on his shirt
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This episode is gnarly but unrelated about halfway through Liam says the phone number we used to use for loyalty cards when I was a cashier at a shitty Lancaster grocery store in high school and it felt like someone walked across my grave.
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This beautiful creature judges me every day and you know what? She’s so right for that.
Tabby cat sitting under a coffee table in REALLY good lighting
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
what the fuck is this
a screenshot of six playable characters from The Duskbloods, featuring a normal guy named Albert, someone in a white suit named Bloodhand Jan, a woman in a blue dress and black hat named Trang Lanh, a zombie-looking person named Sniper Layla, someone in fancy garb named Senator Samir Patres, and a green armored thing named Zork
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was sad to leave @barrelhouse.bsky.social Writer Camp on Sunday but then found this and was made a little better
A coloring book page with Keanu Reeves holding seven kittens, and everyone has Googly eyes
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Alert. Alert! New monthly “what’s Gabie up to with their media habits” has dropped: gabiemartin.com/media-zone/
gabiemartin.com
Media Zone
I keep a log of all the media I consume each month: books, movies, video games, what-have-you. This page is where my running total lives, as well as individual months. July 2026 what’s up wit…
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy #writercamp everyone
Fireworks!
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Writer camp day two!
Gorgeous crick, just really nice looking crick
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I love you, Patrick Swayze
Roadhouse dvd menu
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Writer Camp update: freaky lil bug on my copy of @tacobellquarterly.org
A caterpillar on a copy of Taco Bell quarterly
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s very important to me what’s happening at infowars
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 10/07/2026
The only remaining rooster teeth adjacent thing in my life just released this giant compilation of some of their highlights from the last year and I think folks should watch it and giggle
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Best of Astrogoblin Year Two
YouTube video by astrogoblin
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Nathan Anderson @nathanandersonart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dr. Talos's Play: Eschatology and Genesis
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
awihog

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed
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Leo @infrabeige.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Book of the New Sun retold by dril
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Get a load of this beast
A cat! She looks judgy
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Reading Gene Wolfe has made a clean 30% of the internets unintelligible memes make sense to me. There are cathedrals everywhere
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Vanessa McKee @vanessamckee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A little sketch of Sam Neill in Possession.
Pencil sketch of a young Sam Neill.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is one of the better pieces of writing about this era from a trans perspective I’ve read in a hot minute
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 11/07/2026
One of the most nerve-wracking, astonishing gaming feats I've seen performed live. Somehow makes Balatro into an actual gambling game and then, through sheer knowledge of the mechanics, forces the house to lose. youtu.be/A7Go7IXlYLg?...
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Balatro by adef in 1:04:49 - Summer Games Done Quick 2026
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just sitting here on a beautiful Friday afternoon remembering the suicide mission, Marauder Shields, The Citadel DLC, "I am a very model of a scientist salarian", the entire chant of light, mabari, Dragon Age Inquisition, IN YOUR HEART SHALL BURN, the deep roads, and Trespasser and just SOBBING
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Theyre calling the the most one-sided but objectively correct bid war in history
A picture of the Games Done Quick UI display a bid war between femshep and maleshep for a .ass effect 3 run with femshep leading 91% to 8%
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Unwinnable @unwinnable.com · 08/07/2026
"Put simply, Luna Abyss might be one of the most humanistic examinations of a kind of Hell I’ve ever seen." @unabridgedgamer.bsky.social explains what Luna Abyss has to teach us about Hell: unwinnable.com/2026/07/07/i...
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In Luna Abyss, We Make Our Own Hell - Unwinnable
It's rare for a game to grapple with the pathos of an abyss none can escape. Which is where Luna Abyss comes in.
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
For the past few months, I’ve been keeping a media diary on everything I’m watching/reading/playing. It’s been a fun creative project! gabiemartin.com/media-zone/
gabiemartin.com
Media Zone
I keep a log of all the media I consume each month: books, movies, video games, what-have-you. This page is where my running total lives, as well as individual months. June 2026 what’s up wit…
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Haley MacLean @haleyfax.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We have never 'owned' our games, our games just had no technological protection measures. (thread 👇, I'm so mad about the PS no physical decision and I need an IP rant)
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 01/07/2026
😡💢😡
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jordan details towards the end why Amtrak in the northeast absolutely rules: you can just walk on! Bring a couple beers, drink a couple beers! You can bring anything in your luggage as long as you personally can carry it! Whatever, who gives a shit!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Life update:
Cat!
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Screw Tape Letters @muleskinnerpress.net · 19/06/2026
Severian at 8pm: a fine night for maté...I remember you liked it because I remember everything...especially the stuff about you 😏 Severian at 12am: I don't even like being a torturer, I'm too sensitive 🙈 Vodalarii for liiife Severian at 2am: when I'm fucked up...that's the real me
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m so sorry but I’ve played 30 minutes of this game and it’s made me laugh out loud like a dozen times, we are so back video games forever.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 16/06/2026
This sucks shit!!!
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This project is both completely deranged and completely beautiful - weeping over my dinner at the reveal of the assembled map. “Come back in ten years” - I hope we will be!
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