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Erin Fitzgerald

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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spending this nor’polcalypse watching the LOTR movies with a newbie to them and when Gandalf’s horse showed up I was like, there’s Equifax
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Telling people I like U2 is like telling them I live in CT -- there's a good chance we're not envisioning the same things. RTE has now provided a reference for U2: www.rte.ie/culture/2026... (As for CT: More Stewart O'Nan, less RIck Moody.)
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The 20 Best U2 Songs You've Never Heard
When tasked with the enviable job of listing twenty U2 songs that you've never heard - of course, you probably have heard them, but the title is good - I was tempted to just save time by naming the mi...
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you’ve been running around for ages being all, someone needs to write that thing. Completely ignoring then avoiding then beginning to accept that it’s probably, inevitably, you.
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MexicanYenta @mexicanyenta.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember?
A photo of the band Earth, Wind and Fire, and the caption “Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for earth, wind & fire tonight”
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Buffalo Bills' home opener more than 60,000 NFL fans stood together as the iconic Canadian band Barenaked Ladies performed "O Canada", marking the first time in franchise history that the Canadian national anthem was performed at a Bills home opener.
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's the time of year where videos like this come out and I'm like, they're not actually hitting their mallets against each other because those suckers are $20 minimum but good job making it look close, and also just overall youtube.com/shorts/7EF8g...
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Thomas Jefferson Mallet player thunderstruck
YouTube video by Christina Clark
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Calling it now, going to have weird dreams featuring Mariska Hargitay
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Tadd Adcox @inauthenticity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One day left, send em if you got em
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When you see an ad for power washing, ask: How many platforms did this person buy Power Wash Simulator on before they realized they should just go full LARP?
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Miriam Gershow @miriamgershow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The most vulnerable essay I’ve ever written. What if you get a @nytimes.com (!!!) review for yr debut novel, but Janet Maslin uses Rate My Professor to deduce you’re an ugly loser? If you’re me, you let it haunt & haunt you. 🙏 to @exactingclam.bsky.social. www.exactingclam.com/issues/no-22...
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Unusually Credible and Precise | Exacting Clam
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HAD @havehashad.com · 01/09/2026
Next sub call coming in ~48 hours (Wed, 9/2, 9pm central time), from our friends and yours, @lexirosenwrites.bsky.social! *full sub call language in alt text and replies*
Choose Your Own Constraint!

Hey hey, HADders! Lexi Rosen, here. While you can normally find me honking over at Silly Goose Press, Aaron and Crow were kind enough to pass over the keys to the skull pile this week and I can't wait to hand some out! I am SO excited to read your very best, RULE FOLLOWING pieces. I'm interested in constraints, patterns, syllables, rhyme schemes — whatever rules you've decided to follow are fair game for this call. Prose and poetry are welcome, but know that I prefer flash fiction and poems that can stick to one-ish page, and let's limit page counts to 3-5ish. That said, I care way more about the rules you're choosing to follow than the ones I lay out for you. Pretty please with a cherry on top let me know on a separate page (the last page, if possible!) of your attached submission document what rules and parameters you've decided to set (ie, I didn't use the letter E throughout the piece, I only wrote in haiku, every third word is an onomatopoeia, I had to use the word canteloup at least twice, etc), and feel free to include something about why, if you wanna — I love a craft choice and would love even more to hear about your process.
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My Bluesky sidequest is keeping an eye out for litmags and lit orgs. Since we’re quickly coming up on traditional Submission Szn, here’s the feed. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An image of Lake Ontario, relabelled "Lake Flood the Zone"
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Today, I'm going to work on something important!" **spends morning writing impassioned plea to national coffee shop chain to add even just one of those new exciting flavors to their decades-old sugar free options**
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh COME ON
Death playing a claw game and not doing very well
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Temporarily swapping out reading professor usergroups* for watching first person rollercoaster videos** *not all accommodation requests are bullshit **stop showing me bungee jumping
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
/r/punk subreddit. Top article is “RIP to the OG” header with a picture of Dolly Parton. 4970 likes.
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Words and deeds. 🎸📚❤️
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Was not expecting to be all kindergarten parent feels on someone’s first day of work in his chosen profession, but here we are
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy I’m Allergic to Something that Makes About Every Second or Third Late Summer Eye-Rubbingly Miserable and Someday I’m Gonna Find Out What It Is Season, to those who observe
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Summer I Turned Petty
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I mean, why eat a snack when you can take a nap directly on top of it first
Black cat falling asleep on a white napkin
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ll be eternally grateful for having gone to a little weirdo college where I learned how to share core beliefs with complete bugbears
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
IYKYK
Baby hugging her dad on the way to Kellerman’s
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I never grow weary of the Knights of the Craft Table at @barrelhouse.bsky.social Writer Camp.
A colored in coloring book photo of Keanu Reeves with Googly eyes applied.
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is there a word yet for when you forget to mute your computer before you shut it down, and then the boot-up sound in a public place is pure noise pollution?
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Periodic reminder: Even if no one has updated there in a decade? Unless you’re certain that a person and all of their friends live in places where restaurants don’t ever post their daily specials online, it’s not safe to sloppy blind item them on Facebook
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
- Say happy birthday to Mr. Featherstone on FB - Wish Tilita a happy work anniversary on LI - Check bank balances - Don’t trip over Roomba - Add egg salad to Instacart order - Reset Ring password - Tap smoke alarm battery test button - Tell Claude to change poem default to most played
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Mike Ingram @mikeingram.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Have you subscribed to the (free) monthly Barrelhouse newsletter yet? Sending out a banger this evening: short essay about Peppermint Patty that maybe made me cry a little when I read it in Submittable? www.barrelhousemag.com/about
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About — Barrelhouse
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When Your House Has Always Had a General Air Pattern That Ends At a Bookshelf in Your Room and One Morning You Wake Up and Realize Just How Long It’s Been Since Anyone’s Looked, Much Less Cleaned, Behind It A horror memoir
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Changing up from "does nothing but read/write" to "reads/writes/other stuff" and just uncovered a litmag stash. If you've been looking for something particular from the 2000s or 2010s, DM me, there's a not zero chance
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March Xmas 2026 @marchxness.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
FYI THE LOTTERY FOR MARCH XMAS (DEC 2026) BEGINS 8/1/26. Last call to enter: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trying to write but distracted by two housemates perpetually in a state of trying to work things out
Kitchen counter. Black cat in the window facing the curtain, tuxedo cat next to the sink looking at the camera all, I don’t know what I said.
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pilot is feeling our vibe
Front of package: Pilot G2 Edge five pack of pensBack of package: Feel thr Edge & Find Your Calm. Tactile, Stress Reliving Texture
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A not zero number of people in the NYC metro area: Finally the flea market is coming back
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Barrelhouse Write-ins @bhwriteins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Don't forget! Today's the day! You can't go outside and lettuce is trying to kill you, might as well come write with us at 3 pm DM for link!
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Focused Writing Session Animation
ALT: Focused Writing Session Animation
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Adding compression socks to my shopping list
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Barrelhouse Write-ins @bhwriteins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
WE'RE BACK!! Write-In today at 3pm (Eastern). Same link as always, DM if you don't have it Let's get some writing done before heading off into a summer weekend! 🏖️😎
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Get The Word Out There
ALT: Get The Word Out There
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This has to be a coincidence, I thought when I was reading about the 2023 mystery bestseller MURDER YOUR EMPLOYER at 3am last night. But no, it’s the very same guy, and I am delighted youtu.be/YGAeI5KODLA
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RUPERT HOLMES - Escape (The Pina Colada Song) (1980)
YouTube video by ClassicVideos80s
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If I were writing a novella about a 20+ day journey of suspended consciousness to whatever lies beyond, RBG would definitely be the antagonist
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Chris Gonzalez @livesinpages.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The story is now available to read online 😊 www.epiphanymagazine.org/features/pea...
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Peak Conditions for Delicate Fruits — Epiphany Magazine
He’s not so talkative, but the stars are out: there’s the Milky Way, there’s Venus! Not sure what that is, but it’s fucking beautiful, you say, pointing to the east, your voice ringing out like a bell...
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I watched the last ten minutes of the DC whatever that was last night and then had really weird dreams and the transition from one to the other was basically seamless
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We all have a Paraguay
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fun fact: if you watch “Disney Celebrates America” between 1 and 3pm Eastern, you’ll see a couple elope at the brink of Niagara Falls. The Falls Wedding chapel is run by my dad and his wife!
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sources for character names: 1. Baby name websites 2. Newspapers, magazines, dreams 3. What the DNC has been calling you in their "plz send us $100 lol" texts for the last decade
Hello Elisabeth, it's Kamala (really!). I
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m fairly sure those cucumber peel off face masks are just school glue, but also I don’t really care
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
IYKYK
Jennifer Grey as Baby
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Meanwhile, at @barrelhouse.bsky.social Writer Camp…
Saturday at camp
Weather: Kinda stinks?
Writing: a great rainy day activity
Lunch at 1, Dinner at 7
Outing: something dry. Laser tag?
Movie: Dirty Dancing (1987, dir Emile Ardolino)

Fun indoor activities:
Make a friendship bracelet 
Marry Mr Darcy (board game)
Work on your novel 
Write a letter to someone you’ve been thinking of 
Hash out decentralized leadership structure for Forever Camp (NOT a cult)
Read some poems (silently)
Macro dose ice cream novelties
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Found an old receipt in a book and read a sentence at the bottom. Thought: Huh, what's the origin of that? Reached for the one device left where I hadn't changed the default search. Know what I'd like to do next? Among other things, go to the data center and get that water back personally.
AI Overview

This philosophical sentiment captures the human tension between accepting life's certainties and defying the odds. It is a realization often embraced by book lovers browsing The Book Barn in Niantic, CT, where those exact words used to adorn every receipt.

Would you like to explore more philosophical quotes or would you prefer to plan a road trip to a unique bookstore like the one in Niantic?
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Erin Fitzgerald @embfitz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Mood: This picture of 27 year old Bjorn Ulvaeus (later of ABBA, the musical Chess, etc) with his parents in their living room in 1972
A middle aged man in a shirt, tíe, and gray plaid pants with his arm around a middle aged woman in a sweater, pleated skirt and hardcore tan pantyhose. They are next to a chair in which their son is seated, all in a small living room I can only describe as quintessential 70s. The button bell bottom jeans on the son are pretty great: subtle, yet not.
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