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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a four panel comic featuring matt and jay from nirvana the band the show in their house.

matt bursts into the room and yells “BIRD!” he continues “an all transgender lineup played the Rivoli and it sickens me!!” he presents a flyer designed by sk.ooty on instagram for a show played there a few months ago. Jay stammers “w-why-“

he’s cut off in the next panel which turns the proverbial camera to show Jay dramatically poised on his piano bench. matt shouts “you can get estrogen anywhere Jay!” a smaller panel inside of the panel shows matt elaborate “we couldve been doing this for years! Toronto’s full of chicks pawning off pills!” he continues outside of the mini panel: “we’re gonna be total lateshits compared to these girls, Jay!!”

panel three shows matt walking across the carpet to his whiteboard and uncapping his marker, he says “i’ve been on forums where you order it with bitcoin!!” jay asks “where are we gonna get a bitcoin?” to which matt replies “idk lol, which is why we need this plan”

panel four is a close up on the white board upon which matt has written “chemical castration”, underlined it and also circled it. underneath is written “Windex?”

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Herbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 20h
vibecoded pc ports are karmic punishment for playing N64 decomps in 16:10@120hz
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Red Van Buskirk @redbuddi.bsky.social · 20h
i feel like any adaptation of carrie that doesn't make her fat is a failed one
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jorban @crabadonk.bsky.social · 19h
the new carrie show is really really bad
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Mike Loves Rabbit @mikelovesrabbit.bsky.social · 20h
most realistic thing in the film tbh
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
As we enter the Spooky Posting Period, please take a moment to honor the GOAT of all Halloween GOATS
2013 tweet by @hodgesboi15: If I lay $40 for a haunted house I better die
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SilencedVouivre @silencedvouivre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bridget #GuiltyGear
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Christmas EXPLAINED: The Holiday That SOLVES Deltarune
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jorban @crabadonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
idk if the handheld camera really works in succession's favor
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're putting a new Angela Anaconda short in front of the Madoka film which is why the US release is being delayed.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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Ryan North Updates @ryannorthupdates.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
10 years ago, @ryannorth.ca and @ericafails.bsky.social released the original 120pg Squirrel Girl graphic novel UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL BEATS UP THE MARVEL UNIVERSE! Get nuts and celebrate with us by purchasing a hardcover or digital copy today!
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe!

Cover by Erica Henderson
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MasterGir @mastergir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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daily alucard ⚰️ @alucarddaily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"She's not going to stand out at Penguin's lounge, is she?" "No it's fine, the outfit's a perfect distraction anyway."
illustration of a muscular woman in a corset and showgirl outfit holding a yellow batarang
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Silver Age panel. Blue background. Head and shoulder image of Iron Man in his first red and yellow version of his armor, which the eye holes are large enough to show his blue eyes and the skin around them. He says to himself or god knows who, "It enables my EXPRESSION to show...which will psychologically aid in instilling FEAR in the hearts of my enemies!"
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s not fair that everyone can respond to this with “are the straights ok?” but i can’t ask about the gays no matter what they do
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026
(scientist whose job it is to name newly discovered pokemon) I think I am just gonna name this one the thing it says
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jorban @crabadonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh my god will people please shut the fuck up about the pope
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jorban @crabadonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lanterns was mostly very good but the "written by a dyed in the wool cia guy" really came out during the waterboarding scene
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Static deserves another go round so we can at least try putting to rest people thinking his name is "Static SHOCK"
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jorban @crabadonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
life is so hard for a girl who stubbed her toe really bad this morning
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i said ooh girl
Magnemite
Electric Steel
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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jorban @crabadonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i gotta get into game development so i can make a fighting game featuring exclusively public domain characters in time for superman to become public domain
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026
Two skulls converged with a crack, and I— I was, I guess, an owl guy, And that has made all the difference
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
i know it's one of you | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A GRIZZLED MAN pacing in a grey hallway on a spaceship. He's wearing a boiler suit and holding a knife.
GM: NOW I KNOW ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS A SECRET "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" SENT HERE TO KILL THE REST OF US.
GM: AND *WE AIN'T LEAVING THIS ROOM* UNTIL WE FIND HIM…AND KILL 'EM!

PANEL 2: Three more CREWMEN respond.
CREWMAN 2: I- I TOLD YOU SIR, I'M A HUMAN! FLESH AND BLOOD!
CREWMAN 3: ME TOO! I SWEAR!
CREWMAN 4: HEY, HOW DO WE KNOW *YOU* AIN'T IT?

PANEL 3: Back on the GRIZZLED MAN, who pricks his arm with knife, dripping a small amount of blood.
GM: PLEASE.
GM: HOW ABOUT THE NEW GUY. YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET.

PANEL 4: Just to the right of CREWMAN 3, a COMPUTER MONITOR is on the table, with a pixelated emoticon smiley face on it.
COMPUTER: Hello there! It seems like you're looking for who the computer might be – I bet I can help! Let's all take a look at the facts together.
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what do you MEAN the developers of Cookie's Bustle contacted every person who registered their copy by mail 25 years ago and invited them to a secret Cookie's Bustle party with live music and merch???
A Cookie's Bustle "25th secret event" Cookie Blair bearA Cookie's Bustle t-shirt, featuring Cookie Blair flying in the airMusicians playing instruments alongside a mascot of Cookie Blair, a teddy bear girl
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【Naru the Ghost 👻】 @narumynatsue.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I tried to draw it in the style of Naoki Urasawa sensei!
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i had to google my bad
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/10/2026
Michael Claymore. Movie’s the same except George Clooney has a big two-handed sword. He does get into a brutal swordfight with Tilda Swinton before the recording reveal. Otherwise movie’s the same. Michael Claymore (that’s a type of large two-handed sword from Scotland. Claymore I mean not Michael)
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"i'm not the guy you can kill," says michael claymore as he raises his big-ass sword
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i complain so much about hair dysphoria tbh partially because its a form of dysphoria I genuinely think a lot of you Don't Think is Real tbh like if i looked at a girl who got FFS and went "wow they turned her very big broad chin into a still very masculine chin but 1% less" youd rightfully kill me
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jorban @crabadonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's so awesome that nika is also gay and in love with suletta but she's too timid and self-loathing for suletta to see her as a romantic option
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かとら @katoraman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
本日は1日遅れの水星の魔女放送開始4周年なので魔女スレッタさんを再掲なのす✨ #水星の魔女
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jorban @crabadonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you do not "gotta hand it to" the catholic church just because the pope said ai is bad
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Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
Need to obtain this body type
The shop witch from Dead Estate
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jorban @crabadonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the thing about g-witch is that it's good
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jorban @crabadonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
prospera mercury is so awesome
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
she had to hide and be stealth, it’s never mentioned the character is trans but there’s something truly magic in knowing that the next time i rewatch TNG, i will see her there and i will know that someone like me helped make the show that ignited my lifelong love of Star Trek 😭
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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🍌 Cig @ MCM LONDON OCT 2P16 @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SILENT HILL 3 #cigart #silenthill
Fanart of Heather Mason from Silent Hill 3, she's leaning back against a bathroom wall in-between two sinks and mirrors. Blood drips from the tiled wall above her, with the Halo of the Sun sigil visible on one of the mirrors.
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animal jayson ⭐️👁️ @animaljayson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok so. street fighter 6 has an all time peak playercount of about 70k people. which is extraordinary in fighting games, like that’s more than double strive’s peak and that game was a huge success. so riot’s plan was to make a game 10+ times more popular than Street Fucking Fighter. lmao.
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Eevee @calibarn-ev01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's been 4 years... Happy Anniversary, G-Witch!
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Ben Towle @benzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stephen King by Naoki Urasawa. Neil Young t-shirt is a nice touch!
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