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evan

@evanonline.bsky.social
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i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids. it sounds like funny, but it's not. evanonline.neocities.org

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 16h
i think dre has had enough chances. let's see beats by someone else
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 17h
drafts that aren't good enough to post but i can't bring myself to delete
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 18h
there is such a thing as bad publicity because you would have to cook me in a cartoon witch's cauldron to get me to consider using liberty mutual insurance due to their commercials from the last 10 years
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 23h
Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio
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Einen Kaffee Bitte : Comms Closed 3/3 ✍️ @franzkafkaffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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charlie davis 🌱🐽 comms open! @sproutsnout.com · 01/10/2026
one more push for the first of da month...
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
theyre calling me the most high strung and least sleeping guy ever
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
trying to devise a petal crash puzzle where the goal is to avoid ripping the hulk's pants. but i can't really devise a puzzle out of this that satisfies me. if you want to know how my wednesday night is going.
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
eggman wasted all those dreamcasts just to turn this guy into a really inefficient turret in the middle of an empty room at the bottom of a hole only accessible by train
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
never stop living even if it is only out of spite
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Solve my #PetalPuzzle
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as someone who frequently got accused of being like the son boy on american dad as a teenager, i truly feel empathy for the new generation of nerd kids who will hear that they look like this guy from ted the animated series. dye your hair guys. it's lifechanging.
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
petal crash 2 is the first game to have Light Patterns (it manipulates you into playing blocks and having fun so you can spend pretend money yay!)
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i feel very beat down by life lately but i gotta hold onto hope. such as petal crash
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nichijou and ed edd n eddy take place in the same universe just different continents. i firmly believe this. they have such similar worlds and internal logic, where problems are created or resolved by crazy cartoon slapstick shit, but everyone is also just kind of a regular guy
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
took ashley out to celebrate petal 2 and our ritual at this bar is to play doug's big game on their multicab. today for the first time ever i discovered the secret Quail Armor. i keep finding shit i didnt know about in this extremely basic game
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ages ago i had the idea for a garfield ring racers character (honoring his collaboration with sonic for an amazing pack) and i wanted to do scripting where you only hear his voice if you play as him and everyone else just hears meows. because that orange bitch keeps his thoughts to himself
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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 30/09/2026
don’t you want to buy tickets to the island with a copy of petal crash 2! please oh please buy petal crash 2! it would make washy so happy galaxytrail.itch.io/petal-crash-2 or store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/...
seafoam washy going to the island with the petal crash 2 copy on it and it says its 15.29 right now in early access early adopter price and 1-8 passengers can ride her to it.
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
petal 2 you guys. you gotta
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🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🌸 @petalcrash.com · 29/09/2026
🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🎉🌸 The freshest in arcade puzzle action blossoms again! The Early Access release has lots to enjoy, including a single-player Arcade Mode, local multiplayer, and a built-in puzzle editor! Check out the game on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/...
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
brian wilson was really good at writing songs that sound really nice and happy but are actually depressing but then he hits you with the song where he repeats "sometimes I feel very sad" several times just in case you didn't get it
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IT IS STILL WAITING. HOW MUCH LONGER NOW...? MY DONKEY KONG JR. MATH.
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(digging through my drafts) you know, past evan, your idea about doing the russian sleep experiment to drew barrymore in 50 first dates so she'd stop forgetting stuff didn't really have any sort of point or direction but i respect what you were going for
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tomorrow is petal 2sday you guys
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🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🌸 @petalcrash.com · 29/09/2026
Petal Crash 2 is releasing in Early Access TOMORROW!! To celebrate, and to let everyone know everything that's ready to enjoy in the Early Access version, I put together a special presentation! It'll debut at 3:00 PM PST tomorrow! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPc...
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Petal Crash 2 Early Access Release!
YouTube video by GalaxyTrail
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ego renegade boy is so sick, i wish it got talked about as much as other flavor foleys. they made kagamine len into a trans icon
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
happy birthday kikuri hiroi we love you drunk woman
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people keep saying "if you don't like AI you're not gonna be able to play video games anymore" and that's so fucking funny to say when there's 40 years of games i haven't played and my backlog could last centuries
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🌕dee🌕 @deedeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i attached the wall decor on this turtles dio i'm working on with magnets. it can all be adjusted or removed/replaced entirely.
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen to Yum-Yum. That's a car who knows what's up.
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guy who uses AI to insert himself into family guy episodes to stop them from being mean to meg
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just saw this really awesome video about a guy named David S. Pumpkins. You gotta look this up
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mario 3D world is probably my favorite one they ever did
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when you know a vtuber's real identity it makes you feel like all those guys on the train with spider-man
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Mikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
scornhorn image www.scornhorn.com
tippy plume and mellow from hotly anticipated upcoming game Scornhorn, drawn around 2019-2020 before some character design updates
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Element★ @elementpnw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the puyo puyo flowery mod is way too good man I'm dying
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sonic the hedgehog is fucking cool you guys
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9rr... this is probably my favorite deltarune fan thing to date honestly. just taking all of the extremely evocative imagery and extrapolating on it to make something sick
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Forgotten Man
YouTube video by quillowp
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speedy @spdcooler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sakura Wars!! Happy 30th anniversary!!
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i need to play tower unite more. foreverially funny game but i always forget it exists
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the regular rats were robbed. #RegularRatNation
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
got really scared looking at the other website last night, because someone reposted a tweet i made in 2018 and it's going viral and no one in the replies actually seems to get the joke stupidpenisx.com/__femb0t/sta...
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey mahjong is fucking hype
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
very out of it, but i pushed my record a little farther tonight anyway. i'm so close to crazy i can taste it (quote of joker)
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How am I even supposed to get all of those? That's too many, and they are all so far away
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
deltarune chapter 4 leaves off on a bigger cliffhanger than chapter 5, but it didn't kill me as much because you could intuit that the next chapter would be the flower shop, they'd go to the festival, stuff like that. where chapter 5 leaves off i have no fucking clue what could happen next though.
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new record... frustrated w/ this one because i feel like i coulda pushed it farther but i made a dumb mistake that ate up a lot of time!!!!
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Billy K.'s Awesome Haircut Guy For Ring Racers
a weird robot giving Sonic a bad haircut in front of a portrait of Eggman with a sick beard and hair, drawn by Billy K. from Michigan, in Sonic Universe #45.

HEY, KIDS!
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