evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 16hi think dre has had enough chances. let's see beats by someone else 020
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 17hdrafts that aren't good enough to post but i can't bring myself to delete 3250
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 18hthere is such a thing as bad publicity because you would have to cook me in a cartoon witch's cauldron to get me to consider using liberty mutual insurance due to their commercials from the last 10 years 061
Reposted by evanFrank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 23hThank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio 442127262
Reposted by evanEinen Kaffee Bitte : Comms Closed 3/3 ✍️ @franzkafkaffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 22411575
Reposted by evancharlie davis 🌱🐽 comms open! @sproutsnout.com · 01/10/2026one more push for the first of da month... 016
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026theyre calling me the most high strung and least sleeping guy ever 120
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026trying to devise a petal crash puzzle where the goal is to avoid ripping the hulk's pants. but i can't really devise a puzzle out of this that satisfies me. if you want to know how my wednesday night is going. 0120
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026eggman wasted all those dreamcasts just to turn this guy into a really inefficient turret in the middle of an empty room at the bottom of a hole only accessible by train 361
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026as someone who frequently got accused of being like the son boy on american dad as a teenager, i truly feel empathy for the new generation of nerd kids who will hear that they look like this guy from ted the animated series. dye your hair guys. it's lifechanging. 180
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026petal crash 2 is the first game to have Light Patterns (it manipulates you into playing blocks and having fun so you can spend pretend money yay!) 0110
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i feel very beat down by life lately but i gotta hold onto hope. such as petal crash 180
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026nichijou and ed edd n eddy take place in the same universe just different continents. i firmly believe this. they have such similar worlds and internal logic, where problems are created or resolved by crazy cartoon slapstick shit, but everyone is also just kind of a regular guy 0140
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026took ashley out to celebrate petal 2 and our ritual at this bar is to play doug's big game on their multicab. today for the first time ever i discovered the secret Quail Armor. i keep finding shit i didnt know about in this extremely basic game 0100
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ages ago i had the idea for a garfield ring racers character (honoring his collaboration with sonic for an amazing pack) and i wanted to do scripting where you only hear his voice if you play as him and everyone else just hears meows. because that orange bitch keeps his thoughts to himself 1100
Reposted by evanMs. Washywishes @washy.works · 30/09/2026don’t you want to buy tickets to the island with a copy of petal crash 2! please oh please buy petal crash 2! it would make washy so happy galaxytrail.itch.io/petal-crash-2 or store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/... 227579
Reposted by evan🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🌸 @petalcrash.com · 29/09/2026🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🎉🌸 The freshest in arcade puzzle action blossoms again! The Early Access release has lots to enjoy, including a single-player Arcade Mode, local multiplayer, and a built-in puzzle editor! Check out the game on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/... 8613418
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026brian wilson was really good at writing songs that sound really nice and happy but are actually depressing but then he hits you with the song where he repeats "sometimes I feel very sad" several times just in case you didn't get it 181
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026IT IS STILL WAITING. HOW MUCH LONGER NOW...? MY DONKEY KONG JR. MATH. 0186
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(digging through my drafts) you know, past evan, your idea about doing the russian sleep experiment to drew barrymore in 50 first dates so she'd stop forgetting stuff didn't really have any sort of point or direction but i respect what you were going for 060
Reposted by evan🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🌸 @petalcrash.com · 29/09/2026Petal Crash 2 is releasing in Early Access TOMORROW!! To celebrate, and to let everyone know everything that's ready to enjoy in the Early Access version, I put together a special presentation! It'll debut at 3:00 PM PST tomorrow! www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPc...youtube.comPetal Crash 2 Early Access Release!YouTube video by GalaxyTrail 19861
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ego renegade boy is so sick, i wish it got talked about as much as other flavor foleys. they made kagamine len into a trans icon 170
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026people keep saying "if you don't like AI you're not gonna be able to play video games anymore" and that's so fucking funny to say when there's 40 years of games i haven't played and my backlog could last centuries 1230
Reposted by evan🌕dee🌕 @deedeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i attached the wall decor on this turtles dio i'm working on with magnets. it can all be adjusted or removed/replaced entirely. 1214
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026guy who uses AI to insert himself into family guy episodes to stop them from being mean to meg 0131
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026just saw this really awesome video about a guy named David S. Pumpkins. You gotta look this up 030
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026mario 3D world is probably my favorite one they ever did 050
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when you know a vtuber's real identity it makes you feel like all those guys on the train with spider-man 0110
Reposted by evanMikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026scornhorn image www.scornhorn.com 543483
Reposted by evanElement★ @elementpnw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026the puyo puyo flowery mod is way too good man I'm dying 7799357
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9rr... this is probably my favorite deltarune fan thing to date honestly. just taking all of the extremely evocative imagery and extrapolating on it to make something sickyoutube.comForgotten ManYouTube video by quillowp 0114
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i need to play tower unite more. foreverially funny game but i always forget it exists 020
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026got really scared looking at the other website last night, because someone reposted a tweet i made in 2018 and it's going viral and no one in the replies actually seems to get the joke stupidpenisx.com/__femb0t/sta...stupidpenisx.com\newcommand{\femb0t}{ (@__femb0t) on X?______? 260
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026very out of it, but i pushed my record a little farther tonight anyway. i'm so close to crazy i can taste it (quote of joker) 070
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How am I even supposed to get all of those? That's too many, and they are all so far away 3503
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026deltarune chapter 4 leaves off on a bigger cliffhanger than chapter 5, but it didn't kill me as much because you could intuit that the next chapter would be the flower shop, they'd go to the festival, stuff like that. where chapter 5 leaves off i have no fucking clue what could happen next though. 3100
evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026new record... frustrated w/ this one because i feel like i coulda pushed it farther but i made a dumb mistake that ate up a lot of time!!!! 220