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Martin Coyle

@coylehere.bsky.social
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Not the lead, maybe a side character, sometimes just scenery. used to be @coyle_mj on Twitter If I post a photo it will be from a OnePlus phone. Currently on OnePlus 12r

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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 13h
NO. DO NOT DO THIS. Do NOT think about The Event and under NO circumstances attempt to relive The Event. This may cause DISTRESS and CONFUSION. REMAIN INDOORS.
A double decker London bus with a poster on the side of it, saying “Relive the Event”. The poster is advertising Disney+ and the event in question is the Oasis reunion tour.
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 14h
Still, at least there's some richies saying extreme wealth should be taxed accordingly
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 14h
Would love that to be the case but looking around me the chances are slim
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 21h
I now have Rainbow Connection by The Moopets on loop in my brain
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching the Scotland game, noticed that their striker - Bowie -was in space and now my brain is all Conchords
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's been a bit of a day and I'm v low on energy. Thanks to all of you who've shared jokes or news. Has made my evening much better
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEW The diabolical defending of Manchester City Understanding an aggressive litigation strategy By me, at @prospectmagazine.co.uk (Prospect paywall is down currently.) www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th... #MCFC
What can explain such an aggressive and counterproductive approach? To an extent the answer may be in the facts and the evidence. Perhaps the view was that the only chance of getting out of this was to be unhelpful as well as robust. In respect of an earlier dispute with Uefa, an internal communication at the club apparently said “Uefa doesn't respond to anything other than aggression”. Maybe the view was taken that this would work here too. Maybe the club still thinks it will work in the end, with the league being pushed into settlement on appeal or at the doors of the High Court.

But this does not offer a total explanation. What may work with Uefa may not work with other adversaries. The structure of the league’s investigation and the disciplinary approach meant that aggression would not only be unhelpful, but would count heavily against the club. An appeal on the law or procedure at the High Court in this sort of case only has a remote chance of success. It can be assumed the club was warned of all this.

There is a phrase in football punditry that “the defending is diabolical”. Here diabolical is, of course, a synonym for dreadful. But in its more literal sense, diabolical means bedevilled with wrongful purpose. And the strategy adopted by Manchester City in contesting this matter is also in this sense diabolical. The club will have known that it was unlikely to work, and that it would make things harder, but the club decided to do it anyway.
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's fabulous. Think it goes in the category "never apologise, never explain"
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That is oddly magnificent
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jars
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Work in progress
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Phew! Thank goodness.
A drawing of a selection of various critters/characters. Caption: We are MONSTERS. But nice ones.
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You don't see many zero star reviews in the wild www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
theguardian.com
No Big Deal review – is this how AI ends humanity … with a sitcom so bad it bores you to death?
The characters are dead-eyed waxworks which speak with all the nuance of a satnav. But this AI-created workplace comedy is so bad that even the greatest actors alive couldn’t stop it being unwatchable
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Duck on a dog walk 📷 #photography
A tiny blue toy duck that was placed on top of a bin. It's a drizzly, wet day. The sky is grey. Grass, trees and an orange truck are in the background, out of focus
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Two Che
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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 12/09/2026
The far right is on the rise. And they’re gaining ground by organising on campuses and targeting students with culture-war narratives. But we know there are huge numbers of students who want to fight back. That’s why we’re launching Good Law Campus.
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Such a great series. Properly funny throughout but the Freaky Friday episode carried such emotional heft as well
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 06/09/2026
Tomorrow! The episode of IT'S A SUPERPOWER?? which has made me cry when I read the script about a year ago, while in the table read, in the room at the recording, and during every successive edit I've listened to. ...Good luck everyone. 💜 thedailytism.com/podcast/
thedailytism.com
It’s a Superpower??
From the team behind The Daily Tism and A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs comes the first ever sitcom by and for autistic people. Wait, surely that’s illegal? It’s a Superpower?? follows Norah, Sop...
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John Springford @johnspringford.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He was listening. He said "yeah, that was great" when the fake US donor described paying for the polling, and that it was "a very modest investment". And, unprompted, "front page of The Times". www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Nigel Farage tells BBC he 'wasn't listening' in foreign donor talks
The Reform leader also told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg that his family are "begging" him to leave his job.
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The Economist @economist.com · 05/09/2026
Last year teenage homicides in England’s capital fell to their joint lowest level (similar to 2012) in almost 30 years. Thank London’s mayor
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London’s approach to knife crime is working
Sadiq Khan has mainstreamed a public-health approach that was previously fringe
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Horsepower is an insane unit. Imagine buying a refrigerator rated at 3.7 raccoonstrengths.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"You boy, what grey is it?"
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Plus+
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[outside view of a toothpaste factory, signalled with a big sign on top in shape of a toothpaste tube]

SCIENTIST [a voice coming from inside factory]:
So that's decided

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SCIENTIST:
We're going to make the three types of toothpaste...

[he gestures to three tubes of toothpaste in front of him]

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SCIENTIST:
Fluoride, Slightly Different Fluoride, and Flouride But Sensitive.

[voice from off-scene];
WAIT!

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[a CHARACTER has entered. They are dressed like a magician. I've not decided what sort of character, maybe like an animal in a top hat or something. But magician-esque. They are named David Advanced Plus+].

SCIENTIST:
Who are you?

DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm David Advanced Plus+

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SCIENTIST:
Plus plus?

DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Plus+

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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm David Advanced Plus+ and I want you to watch carefully...

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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm going to say the magic word....

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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Activeprocharcoalgumproproformula3Dshinepearlssensicooolingvisiwhitecharcoalproprotectproprotectplus+PLUS+ !

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[he waves his wand and lots of different-coloured toothpaste tubes appear]

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SCIENTIST:
So many toothpastes! Are they...better?

DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Are they bollocks

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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
They are exactly the same... 
...but plus+.

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SCIENTIST:
Plus plus?

DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Plus+.

[ends]
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Leshp!
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hat optional
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Damn! I was hoping it was going to be a list of all the ways that disability really screws with one's life with a concomitant list of ways that our society would make reasonable adjustments to ameliorate those issues. Or, you know, the courtesy of believing people's experience
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm hoping it's a scroll with *immaculate* calligraphy
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: The Cramps The Lovely Eggs Zero 7 Jonathan Richman Honeyglaze Yard Act The Killers English Teacher The Chameleons Arab Strap
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: The Lowering Inferno
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In other news, does anyone have a lock for this stable door?
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Troubling - #AI operating beyond users'control "Cases ... include AIs pretending to be their own human controller and mimicking their writing style to effectively grant themselves consent to take actions and bypassing rules requiring human approval for actions" www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Sharp rise in incidents of AI escaping users’ control, research finds
Exclusive: Number of times AI lies, ignores instructions and pursues goals in harmful ways almost doubles in July
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: There Might Be Blood
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Rick @flipchartrick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I love it when somebody points out something “bleedin’ obvious” that nobody has noticed. Good piece by @pollymackenzie.bsky.social on saving the the high street. www.ft.com/content/f438...
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Ralph Wiggum: Me Fail English? That's Unpossible
Alt: Ralph Wiggum: Me Fail English? That's Unpossible
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll..
A small stage set in front of a tree in a field. A crowd is seated in front of it, a few people standing up.
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Jake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
phrasing "a person dressed as Spider-Man" makes me think of the 2016 wave of evil clown sightings* where after detaining one the police had a press conference where they said not to worry, it wasn't a real clown, just a person dressed as a clown, and we said wait, what do you mean by "real" clown
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“A camera in things like a showerhead or a plug – I just cannot really see a legitimate reason for that without the intention to monitor someone without their consent.” www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
theguardian.com
Spying device detectors may give domestic abuse victims false sense of security, study finds
Many tools fail to help victims find hidden cameras, microphones and trackers, leaving them at risk of ongoing surveillance
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John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why do they call them Kleenex and not "grief-proof paper?"
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Rick @flipchartrick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm nicking this. bsky.app/profile/kate...
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is Rock and Roll actually noise pollution? In fact, is it even Rock and Roll?
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When I see commentators using terms like “DEI” I immediately suspect that they’re trying to ignite a US inspired (and maybe funded?) culture war here. Because the acronym used in the UK is EDI - equality, diversity, inclusion - linked to the equality act 2010. www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2010/1...
legislation.gov.uk
Equality Act 2010
An Act to make provision to require Ministers of the Crown and others when making strategic decisions about the exercise of their functions to have regard to the desirability of reducing socio-economi...
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We wondered on @cosmicshambles.com podcast whether Professor Katya Rubin knew how her interview was going to be used , well, surprise surprise (remember this was the documentary that Channel 4 boasted was “science led”)
Expert reaction to the TV show 'The Great ADHD
Myth?'
*NEW COMMENT* Prof Katya Rubia, Professor of Cognitive Neuroscience, Institute of Psychiatry, Psychology & Neuroscience, King's College London, said:
"My own contribution to this programme has been largely misrepresented as my comments were cherry-picked, truncated and presented out of context to make them fit into the programme's narrative that ADHD does not exist and there is no brain basis to the social construct.
The claim that ADHD is not a disorder of the brain
"It is true that with current technology (which might well change in the future) we cannot diagnose ADHD children based on a braindiagnose ADHD children based on a brain scan and the diagnosis is based on behavioural questionnaires and observations that are subjective. However, this does not mean that there are no neurobiological correlates to ADHD. There are differences in genetic, neurochemical, even immunological features and there is consistent evidence from three decades of neuroimaging research including my own for differences in brain structure and function as well as connectivity between children with and without ADHD. It is true that they are small at a group level, and that some children have no brain differences based on normative modelling studies.
However, part of the reason the differences between ADHD and non-ADHD brains are small at group level is because there is a large heterogeneity, with some children showing large brain differences and other milder cases showing very small differences, so this will bring the average down. There is also substantial evidence for a delay in normal brain maturation in children with ADHD.
Crucially, we need to take into account that the youngest and most severe cases with ADHD have never been scanned and if someone behaves very differently from the norm their brain will also function differently.
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"but of course, other counties are available"
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Honestly, I would be happy to honour a happy, harmonious and hardworking school. I'm hopeful that this aim, submitted with humility, is helpful.
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There's no Hope
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Martin Coyle @coylehere.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Another @hourlycosmos.bsky.social / @hourlyspaced.bagpuss.org alignment moment. Spot the difference:
Screenshot of my bluesky timeline. 

Top: post by  @hourlycosmos.bsky.social

Picture of an ill defined, grey, irregularity shaped object in a sea of black

Captioned "GALILEO GASPRA - From Jacint

Roger (landru79.bsky.social)"

Below: post by @hourlyspaced.bagpuss.org

Picture - a silhouetted profile of a man's face 

There's a similarity to these shapes
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Saskia Sabelus @drsaskiasabelus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Some info here (from 2010). Posted earlier by @peterjukes.bsky.social www.richmondandtwickenhamtimes.co.uk/news/8350040...
richmondandtwickenhamtimes.co.uk
College lecturer completes marathon challenge
Jason Arday completes 30 marathons in 35 days for Shelter and the Shooting Star Children’s Hospice.
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NevereverDave.bsky.social @nevereverdave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"In my case...a misogynist witch hunt. In Arday’s case, a racist lynch mob. That’s not hyperbole. I have chosen those words carefully. ....Human behaviour is now expressed in the material and virtual worlds. ... They prompt real emotions, real consequences, real violence. It’s just bullying."
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