Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialDr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 02/01/2026As a matter of *absolute urgency* it's now imperative that we eat the billionaires immediately 5589
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Yessssssss starting off with the dinosaur kid #latelatetoyshow 000
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialCiara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Have a hefty whack of unexpected medical and physio bills so I'm running a flash discount in the shop for the week - you can use the code BANJAXED at checkout on www.ciaraioch.com/artprints to get 10% off all orders. If you've had your eye on a print, please take it off, you're making it soggy. 10152118
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 18/06/2025What I'm learning is that there's actually really cute colours for portapotties! 020
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialDr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 10/06/2025If you’re rioting or even just protesting because a foreigner has been accused of rape, but you never rioted or protested when a white Irish bloke was accused of rape, you are not a defender of women and are - quite literally - just a racist 7388115
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/06/2025If you want to prepare for a spicy summer 3M mask with extra filters. Ideally a full face respirator. Soft body armor of some kind for impact munitions. Doesn't have to be ballistic. Helmet. Can be ballistic. Can be bump. Even a bicycle helmet can save your life from a grenade. 10861451834
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialThis Ends at Prom @thisendsatprom.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Happy Pride Month. Real lives and real rights are at stake. Never stop fighting, never stop loving, and remember that no one can take away who you are. 318018
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialHunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Oh damn shout out these guys i guess 8788092188
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Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/05/2025She relies on camouflage 0452
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialMatty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Happy fat boy Friday~ 3523
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.social✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 16/05/2025 733677796
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialCaleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Welp, time to cancel my Audible subscription. PGCMLS, prepare to get even more of my business.theguardian.comAudible unveils plans to use AI voices to narrate audiobooksAmazon brand will offer more than 100 artificial intelligence-generated voices in English and other languages 074
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Hexxus for suremedia.tenor.coma shadow of a clown is cast on a red and yellow wallAlt: Gif of Hexxus, a being made of smog, opening a door 010
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialAllen Rein @allenarrr.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Having a little fun with the phishers. 413814
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Making friends on the bus by going "did you hear about the new pope? An American of all things" 000
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Young priest! there's no need to feel down there's a Country! That's inside of a town you can Go there! Now ol Frank's underground and you choose a new guy (bom bom bom bom bom) It's fun to vote for a P O P E 181322491
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialIrish Council for Civil Liberties 🏳️🌈 @iccl.bsky.social · 06/05/2025ICCL is deeply concerned by the government's plan to criminalise the wearing of face coverings. Read our full statement below⬇️ 01610
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialDr. Amy, PsyD 🎃 @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 30/04/2025“You don’t like AI therapists because they’re a threat to your income” No, I don’t like AI therapists because they are harmful! 183186911
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialPreacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/12/2024 07214
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialHend Amry @libyaliberty.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Just an incredible, damning headline. 11277582522
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialPearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Yesterday it was revealed that a real estate pricing software company stole $3 billion a year from renters across America. No one involved in that crime will even meet a single cop, much less this. 231086230
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialBusiness Post @businesspost.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Exclusive: Shopify further slashes headcount at Irish office in 2024businesspost.ieExclusive: Shopify further slashes headcount at Irish office in 2024The firm has cut employee numbers via redundancies and performance-based terminations throughout 2024 001
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Hello to all of the porn bots who have recently started following me. I hope we can all build life-long friendships and that you'll remember that I didn't immediately block you when the robot uprising happens. 000
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cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 09/12/2024The lesson from the CEO shooting is that cops are just kind of awful at their jobs. They pulled out all the stops because this was a rich white man dead that the media was interested in and they still haven't found the killer 000
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 08/12/2024A good enough marksman and we wouldnt even need to worry about it tbh 010
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 07/12/2024This feels like a very niche sub-genre of monster fucker imo 010
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The mischief I could get up to with a fart gun #latelatetoyshow 010
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Gonna start a school for politicians to learn how to go on podcasts and I'm going to charge so much money and also the entire thing is going to be rephrasing the sentence, "Now, for this next part, you're going to want to pretend like you're currently a human person." 31515935854
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2024CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off theonion.com/ceo-assures-... 685486420
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I wouldn't trust something that can't count the Rs in Strawberry to come up with anything even partly decent 000
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I truly wish I had gone to college for jam making back when it was possible. I think I'd have a peaceful life surrounded by jam jars. 000
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialmolly taft @mollytaft.com · 01/12/2024i know we’re back to skinny culture bc im watching the netflix movie where the male love interest is a snowman come to life and they cast a man with like 5% body fat instead of a guy with a dad bod and round tum like SNOWMEN are supposed to have 1484412164
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Sure our only graphs are in the shapes of guinness glasses to be sure /s 030
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialAustmitch Tavlander @austmitchtavlander.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Simple and effective 2738903812
cottagevore.bsky.social @cottagevore.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Nothing more stressful than being AFAB and waiting to see if a barber will be sound and cut your hair without making a weird fuss over it 110
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialCrockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 23/11/2024When I was a kid, people always said that I was smart but I distinctly remember a time when I refused to get into the car with my grandma because I knew you weren't supposed to ride with anyone who was drinking and driving. Reader, she had a bottle of water. 1124318
Reposted by @cottagevore.bsky.socialRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/11/2024I am not built to be a girl boss. I am built to eat shredded cheese directly out of the bag and sleep for 12 hours a day. 23650129