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Matty

@dilfmage.bsky.social
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matty - (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 👾 in Los Angeles. 👻: mattytee27

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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 6h
He’s such a f@g
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 7h
~*Angel Numbers*~
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slutty French maid for Halloween…lace tights and all
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss him
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Destiny
ALT: Destiny
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to just start being a huge bitch @ work
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back at it
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My relationship with work has changed soooo much (positive) in the past few years but traveling and taking these 2 weeks off has me realizing I need to give even less of myself. It’ll be fine
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gotta get back to taking daily naps
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
European merchants in the 2nd century:
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Will @xfullofstarsx.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Personality hire at the no loads refused cum dump
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lazy Sunday ngl.link/dilfmage2/pop
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body tea
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it extra to do a boudoir photoshoot and get it printed for my 10th wedding anniversary
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chill weekend
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This came in way bigger than we thought it would 😆
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🍳🥭🍓🥑🍞
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Class fantasy? We are back
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In WoW forever - there’s a hidden setting that makes the game infinitely more playable!
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reading comprehension is at an all time low
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meeting today
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was skeptical at first about WoW forever but after playing for a few hours - there’s something special here
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Getting this emoji blown up at a print shop is crazy Tommy Tuberville is also a gaping pussy
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me @ the people complaining about there being bugs in a beta
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News Channel 8 @dogfoodeater.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate to admit this but my bodily functions did improve after i started going to the gym. I hate that gym guys and doctors are right sometimes
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is what the tunnel plug I bought was shipped in by the way
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
87F ☀️🌇
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally got around to watching Hamnet…destroyed me
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My post-vacation credit card statement can’t hurt me
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
❤️
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Kottkrig🎃 @kottkrigart.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Silverpine Forest #art #forsaken #desolatecouncil #warcraft
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Drey @dreyart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sketching some dwarves on break time #characterdesign
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Castello di Monteriggioni
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I started my day in Florence like “omg this is sooo cool! How nice!” To “why the fuck do we let oligarchs gouge us for poisoned food” in like 3 hours
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reminder to everyone that it’s a fuckin beta for a reason
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🇮🇹
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I tend to get frisky when I take my shot and I’m gonna be on a plane for 14 hours - help
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
See I smile in photos sometimes
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Died in this Task Force and forgot how long you are dazed when you use a basic rez </3
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saturday 🐈‍⬛🍓🥝
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2 week vacation starts now
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
7 days out from my first international trip and I’m mostly just excited to not have my work phone with me
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thinking about the Guinness book of world records mayonnaise eating record…like what are we proving here
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My two moods this weekend
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is intended to be recognition but it’s not diva - take things off my plate
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Eating my organic nutrient paste
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hmm idk if this is for me 💅
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Still feels really wild to play this on mobile. Like the whole game is in my phone? Crazy
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Aaaaabsolutely not
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Matty @dilfmage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🍳🌶️🥬
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