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Benny

@cottagechemist.bsky.social
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Scientist, artist, gay idiot 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | they/he | 29📍Cincy OH

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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rewatching The Mummy with Brendan Frasier and I forgot about the sheer amount of hot actors in it😵‍💫 And the sheer amount of body horror that they die from ☠️
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
you can’t expect an alpha male to read the washing instructions
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not sure if it was just me or if the straight couple in the climbing gym loudly cheering each other on and talking politics were the most annoying people on earth for a couple hours
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It is paid only which is annoying but I really love MacroFactor. You can build custom recipes using a library of ingredients and it does the math for you, then adds them to a library for future use. I’m pretty sure they have a free trial? It’s been my favorite tracker of them all though!
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have been gymming consistently for months now and I can FINALLY do a single pullup - genuinely v proud of myself
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I need a nap SO bad but I’m not off until 4 - at least I have some flowers to stare at from behind my laptop screen
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Reading about nerves and nerves injuries for work. I learned that part of the nerve is called the Node of Ranvier, and that’s the most Lord of the Rings sounding name I’ve ever heard for a body part
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A man in a beret says "thank you for coming to my art show... hey do you smell gas?" A pipe behind him leaks gas resulting in an explosion. The artist gets one of his paintings lodged in his face and says "Oh God. Oh fuck." A patron says "QUICK! we have to separate the art from the artist."
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I’ve been getting SO much sun lately but my vitamin D levels are still low wtf body
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Climbing gym is playing some kind of kpop (or jpop?) that sounds like the summer songs that disney channel would put out in the early to mid 2000s
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SEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 21/06/2026
Quick reality check. THIS is why we’re demanding #UnionsForAll!
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yesss YESSSS
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Saw a dude tossing french fries onto his wind shield for the birds to share - i love people
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Me and who
Flat medieval style graphical art of two mailed knights, one crowned, sort of spooning on the ground
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Fit check for a date tomorrow night and DAMN I look good. Climbing/Gym has been good for me (and my hand veins)
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Issa Friday and I have a new playlist on repeat - cant wait to beat these songs to death and then forget they exist til next year 🤩
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Dear youtube, this is not an ad this is longer than the video I’m watching !!!!! Whoever signed off on a 3+ hr ad needs to be shot into the sun
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Went sledding, had a blast, will be bruised as hell tomorrow
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decorative gourd @taco.cat · 25/01/2026
They finally found the message. x.com/TheDemocrats...
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’m so glad i joined the protest last night here in Cincy. If you aren’t involved in some kind of resistance already now is the time.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Please, we’re ready. It can happen tonight, we are ready
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Goooddd I’m so sick of thinking about my ex like brain STOP THIS SHIT
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I have been working on this blanket off and on for over a year and I’m finally on the last ball of yarn! I so desperately want to stay up all night and just finish it but…..I suppose I’ll be ‘responsible’ and go to bed
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I loooovvveeee a mass market paperback 📕📕📕
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bo(o)dacious 👻 @b0dacious.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
the way it’s randomly 60 degrees today…
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
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pippa ✨ @stateofpiper.swifties.social · 12/11/2025
I so don’t want to be at work today. Why are friendship breakups worse than actual breakups
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Yeah yeah this too shall pass, i know. But it needs to pass FASTER I’m tired of this shit
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Wales?🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Love that a breakup and friendship ending and everything at work blowing up all happened at once this past month :)))) Right in time for Winter!! I’m not gonna be depressed at all 🙃🙃🙃
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Thank god for ARM
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Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
“protein powders are laced with lead” and “young republicans love hitler” battling it out for biggest example of fork found in kitchen today
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
If I open enough apps & wait through enough advertisements, true love will find me!
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Opened my third eye to view this and was immediately blinded by the slay
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Waste not want not baybee - our ancestors were like “leftover bones? Throw em in a pot and see what happens” and suddenly bone broth and gelatin were invented
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The Briefing with Jen Psaki @briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Watch out, everyone! Here comes Mister Personality.
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg's efforts to bring Facebook to China have been widely documented, but a new book by former company executive Sarah Wynn-Williams sheds light on just how far he was willing to go. In her memoir Careless People, Wynn-Williams reveals that Zuckerberg once asked Chinese President Xi Jinping to name his unborn child—a request that Xi refused.
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Starting therapy again and had my first appointment today - i really enjoyed my therapist and it was v comfortable and conversational. i feel great about it and actually look forward to going back😊😊
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Damn…
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Salmon are actually super low in mercury for fish since they’re pretty low on the food chain and dont live super long (like tuna for example) so mercury doesn’t accumulate much. :) Fixate away!
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Boss announced that she’s leaving today dear god please take me with you
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Is being a reply guy the secret to getting out of a funk🧐🧐🧐
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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Tuah kill a hawking bird
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
That’s embarrassing honestly did not even think of them 😂 I think i still like locusts better, the inherent chaotic vibes and association with plagues really make it for me
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Benny @cottagechemist.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Definitely could use workshopping but i propose: Locusts Grasshoppers Bugs Tarantulas Queen Bees
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