Reposted by Matt8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie 872611280
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026accidentally packed tiny running shorts for leg day let’s see how this goes 2261
Reposted by MattNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt 262634406
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026spotted in the wild (downtown minneapolis): a heidi heitkamp for senate bumper sticker 160
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026all right morning workout girls let’s see what the fuss is about 290
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’ve seen far too many full-body posts of myself taken by others this weekend that’s enough of that now goodbye 280
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026whoever keeps letting their dog shit in my yard and refusing to pick it up i will punt you 260
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the cat who’s starting fights with his sleeping brother doesn’t know he’s about to get rocked by a dose of gabapentin (his nemesis the house cleaner is coming soon) 0160
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026told my paralegal i’m seeing sara bareilles next week and she said “who’s that?” ☹️ 1180
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026surrounded on three sides by loud dogs with the pet owner equivalent of gentle parents and i just think that’s unfair 2140
Reposted by MattProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026NEW: In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes.propublica.orgThe FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the WayAfter the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini... 13746322242
Reposted by MattCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Evelyn Normielib is officially the median Democrat 29757101
Reposted by Mattmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026also really like the "suspend the gas tax" and "replenish the highway trust fund" (which is funded by the gas tax) in the same post 625011
Reposted by Mattghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026feel a little bad about enjoying this but not that bad 1517712
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026going to my first wnba game and i’m gonna eat so many hot dogs 3150
Reposted by MattSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 17/09/2026THE 1998 CADILLAC GOPHEARSE IS FOR SALE ONLY 3,000 BUCKS 36587124
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026forgot the word “estimate” while cross-examining a witness during hour six of trial on four hours of sleep teehee 1140
Reposted by Mattlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026under woke 2 we’re bringing back the faith hill sunday night football intro 51019
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026when this trial is over i’m buying myself slutty nice laundry shorts to celebrate 0120
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026explaining “i’ll tell you how i’m doing / not well bitch” to my coworkers so they can better understand my state of mind 0110
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026current trial strategy: (1) die before thursday; or (2) sympathy victory because i show up looking and sounding like a victorian street waif 4130
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i have eaten nothing but soup for 48 hours this would normally be a cause for celebration but it’s just that i’m sick as all get-out 140
Reposted by MattThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just Ms.Rachel spreading Ed Sheeran for filth 313465676
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026brothers and sisters cast members stay winning walker family hive we eatin’ 3202
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if you don’t say “fatima in a white way” every time you see rachel sennott idk what to tell you 050
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026as someone deeply pro cringe this emmy opener is extremely my shit 260
Reposted by Mattᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬 269117883464
Reposted by MattKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026But what if he ends up only eating one kind of food, engaging in repetitive rituals and never talks 032935
Reposted by MattEmoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026😠 angry + 😾 angry-cat = 1176
