Reposted by Roy WayneIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 18hBREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 12965091548
Reposted by Roy WayneJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice. 541721219
Reposted by Roy WayneLots42 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 @lots42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@karads9.bsky.social @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social 041
Reposted by Roy WayneBirdie, Beginning @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Child: what are you making? It smells really good! Friends. It was buttered toast. 7425
Reposted by Roy WayneHolodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Who else is down for some pancakes? I’ve got the replicator fired up. 6703
Roy Wayne @correonlink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The president is visiting Knoxville TN to attend a college football game. I can't believe he's in my home state. Like... was Dolly preventing this somehow? 020
Reposted by Roy WayneIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 5486183
Reposted by Roy Wayne🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026*At work, pulls two dryer sheets out of my uniform pants leg* Adds magician to resumè 19936
Reposted by Roy WayneAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky 464740810
Reposted by Roy WaynePositively Present @positivelypresent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Life lessons from autumn! 🍂 02211
Reposted by Roy WayneZiggy ✨ @ziggyprincess1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me getting into Spooky Season now... 2477
Roy Wayne @correonlink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today is the Equinox. We're still a few minutes more than 12 hours of daylight here in Atlanta. It's still highs above 90ºF as it has been for months. In a few days it will be calmer, darker, cooler, and better. Peace is coming. A whole season of emotion and exploration is coming. 052
Reposted by Roy WayneAlex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Apologies in advance but I will be getting excited about some upcoming video games I'm looking forward to. 414918
Reposted by Roy WayneUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account 303298865
Reposted by Roy WayneBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem 13838297
Reposted by Roy WayneIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 5490166
Reposted by Roy WayneCaptain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Happy Friday to all who celebrate it. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek 19616
Reposted by Roy Wayne✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰 58114153876
Reposted by Roy WayneThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet theonion.com/coward-leaves-casino-w… 171356105
Reposted by Roy WayneCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 01/12/2024For once I'd like the menu options to carefully listen to ME. I've changed too, you know. 3350134
Reposted by Roy Wayne🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My parents when I was born: "I can't wait for them to grow up and repeatedly fix the printer for us" 1033950
Reposted by Roy Wayneeliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I have just become a fan of this bay area tortoise influencer 092
Reposted by Roy WayneDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026[grocery store] Me, wearing a bathrobe while standing in line: laundry day? Guy wearing a scuba suit while standing in line: laundry day 04220
Reposted by Roy WayneOblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Wanna go on an adventure? Wander the wilds, delve into a dungeon, fight some monsters, camp out under the stars, get a nice meal at a roadside inn? 4215
Reposted by Roy WayneIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 10498168
Reposted by Roy WayneElsie the Fall Weather Fox @weatherfox64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Reminder of course that all sports betting apps need to be burned to the ground and the earth salted beneath them. 1257
Reposted by Roy WayneLaura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Trying to hold all moments in time and possibilities and outcomes in my mind at once and getting mad when I can't solve all hypothetical problems 39917
Reposted by Roy WayneBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Rodney Dangerfield 2026: Take my AI girlfriend, please 1013020
Reposted by Roy WayneKimberly Vanderhorst @kymburlee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026oh, my darling there’s a poem in the way you sag after all the many ways you were holding yourself up expire into the remnant of a drawn-out day 0173
Reposted by Roy WayneEleanor’s Trousers @eleanorstrousers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Reminder to turn off your alarm for tomorrow if you have Labor Day off work. 0144
Reposted by Roy WayneEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Friends, please speak with a doctor if you spend more than 3 nights per week shambling through the catacombs beneath crumbling castles, looking for the bones of ancient kings to snack on. 36216
Reposted by Roy WayneIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 3468172
Reposted by Roy WayneBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Bluesky users love to say things like, "Connect-4 is a solved game" 2411
Reposted by Roy WayneScissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 02/09/2026men: women are so complicated dolly:youtube.comTouch Your WomanYouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic 2236
Reposted by Roy Wayneeliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026so I do this thing called dos sabados where every friday, I pretend it's saturday so I can have two saturdays every week. I do the same thing for october and since it's september 1st.. happy dos octubres!!!static.klipy.comAutumn Pumpkin Patch: Witch Way to the WineAlt: trey kennedy running through the pumpkin patch 2203
Reposted by Roy WayneBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026How it feels after an autistic meltdown or CPTSD Emotional Flashback 01440232
Reposted by Roy Wayne🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 26/08/2026me: I love you! my wife and partner of nearly 10 years: I love you too but don’t make this weird 71515
Reposted by Roy WayneIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 3537208
Reposted by Roy WayneDr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It's Friday night. I've done enough this week. YOU'VE done enough this week. 5495
Roy Wayne @correonlink.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I love this song. This is in my top 5 songs by Dolly. This song comforts me when I'm scared... But I never made peace with this song. Dolly *always* believed everything would be all right. Her faith has always been bigger than mine. My faith got a little smaller when I lost her. When will it be ok? 011
Reposted by Roy WayneGennifer Hutchison @gennhutchison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Growing up, I don't know if I understood WHY Tim Curry and Dolly Parton resonated for me so much, but they both were very unapologetically themselves in a way that just...was. It wasn't a rejection of norms so much as an invitation to those of us who were struggling to let ourselves simply be. 0639
Roy Wayne @correonlink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Yes, I've made my mistakes But listen and understand My mistakes are no worse than yours Just because I'm a woman" -- Dolly Parton, 1968. In a time when legends on country radio were singing about stand by your man and forgive him when he leaves you to take care of the kids, Dolly taught equality. 071