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Roy Wayne

@correonlink.bsky.social
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Everyone deserves peace, joy, and kindness. Not every idea deserves a platform. Star Trek, Bethesda games, reality competitions, and autumn weather 🍁 are things that give me happiness.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 18h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
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Lots42 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 @lots42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@karads9.bsky.social @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
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geckowo @geckowo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Birdie, Beginning @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Child: what are you making? It smells really good! Friends. It was buttered toast.
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who else is down for some pancakes? I’ve got the replicator fired up.
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Roy Wayne @correonlink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The president is visiting Knoxville TN to attend a college football game. I can't believe he's in my home state. Like... was Dolly preventing this somehow?
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*At work, pulls two dryer sheets out of my uniform pants leg* Adds magician to resumè
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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Positively Present @positivelypresent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Life lessons from autumn! 🍂
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Ziggy ✨ @ziggyprincess1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me getting into Spooky Season now...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@yellowcardigan

My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>

Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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Roy Wayne @correonlink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today is the Equinox. We're still a few minutes more than 12 hours of daylight here in Atlanta. It's still highs above 90ºF as it has been for months. In a few days it will be calmer, darker, cooler, and better. Peace is coming. A whole season of emotion and exploration is coming.
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apologies in advance but I will be getting excited about some upcoming video games I'm looking forward to.
The 'You wouldn't steel a car' meme, but with the text 'You wouldn't get excited for a video game'
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Friday to all who celebrate it. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: This is the fifth time you've been late for your duty shift this week. 
Panel 2 - Jellico: Do you know what that means?
Panel 3 - Q: That it's Friday?
Panel 4 - Q nopes out early and calls it ad ay.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What song is this??
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet theonion.com/coward-leaves-casino-w…
Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet
Gutless Man Afraid To Lose It All
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
For once I'd like the menu options to carefully listen to ME. I've changed too, you know.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My parents when I was born: "I can't wait for them to grow up and repeatedly fix the printer for us"
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have just become a fan of this bay area tortoise influencer
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[grocery store] Me, wearing a bathrobe while standing in line: laundry day? Guy wearing a scuba suit while standing in line: laundry day
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Oblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wanna go on an adventure? Wander the wilds, delve into a dungeon, fight some monsters, camp out under the stars, get a nice meal at a roadside inn?
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Elsie the Fall Weather Fox @weatherfox64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reminder of course that all sports betting apps need to be burned to the ground and the earth salted beneath them.
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trying to hold all moments in time and possibilities and outcomes in my mind at once and getting mad when I can't solve all hypothetical problems
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rodney Dangerfield 2026: Take my AI girlfriend, please
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Kimberly Vanderhorst @kymburlee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh, my darling there’s a poem in the way you sag after all the many ways you were holding yourself up expire into the remnant of a drawn-out day
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Eleanor’s Trousers @eleanorstrousers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reminder to turn off your alarm for tomorrow if you have Labor Day off work.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Friends, please speak with a doctor if you spend more than 3 nights per week shambling through the catacombs beneath crumbling castles, looking for the bones of ancient kings to snack on.
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bluesky users love to say things like, "Connect-4 is a solved game"
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 02/09/2026
men: women are so complicated dolly:
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Touch Your Woman
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
so I do this thing called dos sabados where every friday, I pretend it's saturday so I can have two saturdays every week. I do the same thing for october and since it's september 1st.. happy dos octubres!!!
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Autumn Pumpkin Patch: Witch Way to the Wine
Alt: trey kennedy running through the pumpkin patch
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How it feels after an autistic meltdown or CPTSD Emotional Flashback
Hulk lying face down in some grass at the edge of a plain saying “Hulk sleep now, and maybe when Hulk wakes up everything that has made Hulk tired will be changed”
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
me: I love you! my wife and partner of nearly 10 years: I love you too but don’t make this weird
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Dr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's Friday night. I've done enough this week. YOU'VE done enough this week.
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Roy Wayne @correonlink.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love this song. This is in my top 5 songs by Dolly. This song comforts me when I'm scared... But I never made peace with this song. Dolly *always* believed everything would be all right. Her faith has always been bigger than mine. My faith got a little smaller when I lost her. When will it be ok?
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Gennifer Hutchison @gennhutchison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Growing up, I don't know if I understood WHY Tim Curry and Dolly Parton resonated for me so much, but they both were very unapologetically themselves in a way that just...was. It wasn't a rejection of norms so much as an invitation to those of us who were struggling to let ourselves simply be.
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Roy Wayne @correonlink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Yes, I've made my mistakes But listen and understand My mistakes are no worse than yours Just because I'm a woman" -- Dolly Parton, 1968. In a time when legends on country radio were singing about stand by your man and forgive him when he leaves you to take care of the kids, Dolly taught equality.
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