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they/them • new england • 20s rania muhanna’s campaign: gofund.me/29d6d485 PFP: sketch of a cat w/ bright green ears and patches over its eyes and a yellow crown, matching and by @farewllyouth banner: a close up of a buttercup in a field

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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 11h
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 6h
The little cat meows at the wizard. He meows back. The little cat looks offended.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 5h
had a productive day of ripping off all my skin
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 16m
like scarecrow .
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 9h
I need to become more weird and off-putting
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 3h
as you go about your life you may become hungry
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 3h
describing reaction gifs that i commonly use online in real life conversation as responses
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 21m
no rules in basketball because the basket ball is in the freaking white house
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 3h
there's no rule in basketball that says you can't use a gun
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werewolf ver mitzvah 🗿 @ver.ooo · 16h
tech bro is short for technically broccoli
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16h
whatever you say no pic
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Sweet KT 🏁🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @kaptainsuz.bsky.social · 15h
response to rival firstname bunch of numbers
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 16h
Also quick reminder: have you seen the large man who lives in my house and his little white toes
a fluffy grey tabby wedged into a bed that i put up there for his much smaller sibling -- round, with light grey fabric. he is facing away from the viewer. his back toes are visible (all white except for where he has a hole in his sock and has one grey toe).
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/10/2024
it’s funny to imagine getting all the major halloween monsters stoned, dracula going “I vant to smoke some veed,” etc
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 08/10/2026
world on fire and we've got our top minds on "improving sodas"
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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need someone to develop an app where I deposit like $100 at the beginning of the year and then when I click on an article that’s behind a paywall they deduct a cost per article for that specific site and send it to the publication rather than expect me to subscribe to 50 outlets.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 07/10/2026
Photos of a Gal. Notebook of Sexy Selfies
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teq @quilling.dev · 07/10/2026
I have optimism
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geoff @geoffreigh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lets just say i’m not your average piece of shit 😎
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People won't voluntarily give up their Kid-Crusher 5000s unless we make driving them considerably more costly and inconvenient, which is precisely what we should do.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
sometimes i feel like people understand that the war on drugs is a failure across every front (# of drugs in country, # of drug users, utility of spending, millions dead, millions incarcerated, etc), but don't internalize that it necessitates entirely rethinking societal relationship to substances.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
i simply don't think the government should care what i do with my body
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
i should be allowed to go to the store and get pharmaceutical-grade stimulants if i want to! the controlled substances act being so disconnected pharmacologically from what is scheduled based on an arbitrary rating of "abuse potential" is a sham when alcohol and nicotine aren't scheduled. total bs.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
the political nature of drug scheduling is deeply frustrating. i've been thinking about seeking adhd medication again but the last thing i want to do is jump through fifty hoops just to figure out what works for me. i'm an adult woman. let me regulate my own dopamine receptors if i damn well please!
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Persians:
r/Yale Abolish Green Life Petition
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
borders are such a stupid concept man
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
guys stop commenting under my posts about my wife leaving me that she was right to do that
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When some of you say "there's no money for public libraries etc..." I hope you know that there always is and it's just not prioritized.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
finally heard that fuckass texas song in an ocean state job lot and boy is it boring as fuck and boy does it sound like every other whiny melancholic singer on pop country stations
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@ayannapressley.bsky.social knows what's up.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Rep. Ayanna Pressley has signed on with the campaign against Question 3, the ballot effort to implement "all-party" primary elections in Massachusetts. Pressley, a Boston Democrat, on Monday endorsed a "no" vote, which would keep elections the way they are. "We can't let private equity and dark money groups rig Massachusetts primaries to shut out working class candidates, candidates of color, and first-time candidates in favor of those who have fast access to massive wealth and the biggest ad budgets," she said in a statement. Pressley, who in 2018 effectively won her seat in the primary before facing no opponent in the general, isn't the first member of the Massachusetts congressional delegation to wade into the debate. The Boston Globe reported in July that Sen. Ed Markey and fellow Rep. Bill Keating have also come out against Question 3, while Reps. Jake Auchincloss and Seth Moulton support it. Pressley's endorsement Monday also came hours after former Republican Gov. Charlie Baker joined fellow former Gov. (and one-time election opponent) Deval Patrick in backing the "yes" campaign.
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they're adding a fishing minigame to dying so before you die you sit there like half alive playing the fishing minigame
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
taking t not to transition but to save money on heat
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furry hater @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 05/10/2026
You know a pet peeve of mine? I keep seeing think pieces and videos, even from progressives, about how at some point AI will achieve sentience and be worthy of moral consideration. We can't even give every human on this planet moral consideration.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 04/10/2026
starting a halloween restaurant heres the menu: beef hellington eggs benecrypt cordon boo killet mignon chicken harmesan cauliflower bites (V, GF)
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
right right no yeah of course
youtu.be
Charlie Kirk speech on gun violence reemerges
YouTube video by Daily Mail World
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i know this thread has a relevant xkcd yadda yadda…find whoever is hot, hot. but i BEG, stop making it about things that explicitly contribute to one’s dysphoria. a nonbinary transfem lamenting having thick stubble is not “the reason people are bisexual.” keep that shit as inside thoughts.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
specifically: you should feel fucking weird when you see someone who’s actively transitioning and dysphoric and decide to comment “but as a bisexual you’re the best of both worlds” no, they’re not, and you make being bisexual look like the ideal identity for chronically online gnc fetishists.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my fellow bisexuals i need y’all to stop being weird about androgynous people too
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so many comments when he says dumb shit like this are always like “i hate that he’s so funny” in 2026? overt fascism aside, are you not bored? he’s still hitting?
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
actually crazy how easy it was to not find this funny
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a pro candy corn account If you are against candy corn, send it to me and I'll make sure you never have to worry about it again
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