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@cornboy2000.bsky.social
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they/them • new england • 20s rania muhanna’s campaign: gofund.me/29d6d485 PFP: sketch of a cat w/ bright green ears and patches over its eyes and a yellow crown, matching and by @farewllyouth banner: a close up of a buttercup in a field

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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Rep. Ayanna Pressley has signed on with the campaign against Question 3, the ballot effort to implement "all-party" primary elections in Massachusetts. Pressley, a Boston Democrat, on Monday endorsed a "no" vote, which would keep elections the way they are. "We can't let private equity and dark money groups rig Massachusetts primaries to shut out working class candidates, candidates of color, and first-time candidates in favor of those who have fast access to massive wealth and the biggest ad budgets," she said in a statement. Pressley, who in 2018 effectively won her seat in the primary before facing no opponent in the general, isn't the first member of the Massachusetts congressional delegation to wade into the debate. The Boston Globe reported in July that Sen. Ed Markey and fellow Rep. Bill Keating have also come out against Question 3, while Reps. Jake Auchincloss and Seth Moulton support it. Pressley's endorsement Monday also came hours after former Republican Gov. Charlie Baker joined fellow former Gov. (and one-time election opponent) Deval Patrick in backing the "yes" campaign.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
added to abuse apologists blocklist hence blocked but genuinely why do people think being harangued and losing capitalistic opportunities is equivalent to incarceration. “pick a lane” and the options are imprison everyone for everything or allow abusers to exist entirely without consequence????
I haven't watched a Jacob Geller video in quite a while; so this doesn't come from a place of parasociality

We as leftists need to pick a lane. Square this circle for me:

* We want to abolish prisons
* People should be judged for their sins for their entire life (1/10)
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
edited 4-panel comic. 
panel 1 is a person standing, looking slightly down, asking, “hey free market how’s it going?”
panel 2 is that picture demonstrating how 10 megacorps’ own a gazillion name brands.
panel 3 has the figure standing and staring off to the side, a resigned look on their face.
in panel 4, they speak once again, only saying “yea”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no yeah i’ll just kill myself it’s cool. fuck ed sheeran
screenshot of the apple media player playing growing up by macklemore featuring that pool-noodle-spined ed sheeran
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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threads (?) post from kavishj611:

All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question: 
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other Al tool 
Imagine Al was suddenly banned. Would you actually be willing to give it up?

screenshotted and captioned in a tweet by @pyrameadhead, who writes:

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i back in so i don’t have to slowly inch my way backwards to see if the coast is clear only to have to slam the brakes because some asshole on their phone is going 30mph in the walmart parking lot also, alt text:
tweet from ratlimit

“People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Due to the speed at which 'L, M, N, O, P' is sung, it is possible for listeners to mistake these for a single letter
"elemenopee". One variation avoids this by singing them evenly ('H-I-J-K-L-M-N, O-P-Q, R-S-T, U-V-W, X-Y-Z), but has been criticized by fans of the original song, as it eliminates the end rhymes between G, P, V, and, in American English, Z.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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bluesky post from user cameroncorduroy:

“the entry level job market could be dramatically improved by requiring a small deposit for job applications to deter Al slop but any company or government who implemented this would immediately be incinerated by the fury of a trillion suns”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
8. www.indeed.com/cmp/Peaceful...
screenshot of peaceful farm and garden supply’s employee reviews tab on indeed. of fifteen reviews, there’s an overall 2.8 star rating. there are more 1-star reviews than 5-stars alone. every detailed rating is below 3.

under “what people are saying” there are three pros (plus) followed by three cons (minus):

+Feeling of personal appreciation
+Energizing work tasks
+Ability to meet personal goals
-Overall satisfaction
-Fair pay for job
-Clear sense of purposeexcerpt from a 1-star review:

“The owner specifically will belittle you if you dare ask him anything because of course you should know everything the day you're hired. The wellbeing of his staff and customers means nothing and if you're hoping for praise you won't find it here. Its a depressing atmosphere and underpaid with lack of support. You learn very little ans Google is your best friend when it comes to many gardening questions. I'm not sure how much longer I'll make it here. The customers are great for the most part but that's it. There's no HR and the management is awful.”excerpt from a different 1-star review:

“It seems like they replace people daily for a number of reasons.. asking questions, having family emergencies or having a baby, not smiling enough at the GM.. all reasons I'm told past employees have been fired or forced to quit. They spend maybe 1 week in total training you and then leave you to drown in the work of 10 people while dodging your questions and blaming you for not getting any updates from their admins. The owner doesn't care about his employees or his customers. He just cares about the money. Profit means more than anyone and anything at Peaceful Valley.”

under pros, they have written “clocking out”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
anyway this is how lazy people justify not switching to a decent search engine <3
Joined Sep '23
10 years ago you could google and find the answer in an obscure forum
"relatively" quickly. Little chance of that succeeding from a google search today. For some technical stuff, text only Al output is now the quickest way to get to an answer, ironically (!) without 100s of pages of Al slop results.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tintin sits next to captain haddock at a bar, snowy is to captain’s left sniffing a pint of beer. captain says “what a week, huh?” looking absolutely harrowed. tintin, to his right and looking just fine, responds, “captain, it’s wednesday”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a simple easy life hack to remind yourselves to PUT FUCKIN ALT TEXT ON YOUR PHOTOS (note the ALT TEXT on these PHOTOS)
screenshot of the bluesky app’s slide menu, with “settings” highlightedscreenshot of bluesky app settings, with “accessibility” highlightedscreenshot of bluesky’s accessibility options, with “require alt text before posting” toggled on
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
bad advice towel. or good advice towel if u use dbt techniques
a white towel with black text surrounded by various flowers and foliage. the text reads, “bloom where you are planted”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
wanted oat milk instead of nut milk. got nut instead
a measuring cup half-full of pale, cream-colored goop that doesn’t NOT look cummy
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
wait it’s fucking moday. god meme: a thicksome shiba inu standing on their hind legs with their arms out as if trying to balance, in front of a metal grate fence. in a lowercase serif to the upper left, “wait it’s fucking moday.” in the lower left, “god.”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
stupid idiot won’t stop headbutting whatever part of me is closest
a very blurry 0.5x zoom picture of a tan tabby cat that hits with a big ole cat ear and cheek taking up the left half of the frame, with his body appearing much smaller sitting on a red striped rug. comedically smaller. his tail looks like it’s the same size as an acorn cap.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
warm bodies spoilers-ish,, - - they’re so hot like,,, the scene where the boney is smelling marcus has so much sexual tension sorry sorry i’m sorry
a screencap of the scene in warm bodies in which a boney, a zombie in a stage reduced to a rotted musculoskeletal frame, is screaming in the still-humanish zombie character marcus’ face, whose mouth is open and has a look of fear that’s almost erotic
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
just one taste…
a liquid receptacle at boston-logan airport with a big sign showing different liquids being decanted and reading “empty all liquids here” in big green letters front and center and “none allowed through security” inside a down arrow below. there’s a classic snapchat caption bar saying “can’t stop thinkin bout the airport jungle juice”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
a snail that’s so small. he’s tucked up into a corner, so it looks like a brown-and-tan swirly cone is hanging off the warmly lit wallthis frog is ridiculous. they’re a very, VERY tiny coqui, which are like if you imagined a (very tiny) cartoon frog with giant eyes politely perching on the edge of a step. i cannot stress enough how ridiculous i found this tiny tiny tree froga faraway shot of a white and brown-tabby stray kitty sleepily resting under a big green bush with vibrant magenta flowers. she’s so so comfortable next to her small boulder, that’s also shaded by the bush
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
island blooms
coral vine and mimosa plant tangled together. the coral vine’s pink and white bell-shaped buds are hanging from the stems, scattered amongst the foliage. the mimosa plant is very cutely exhibiting their alternate namesake, the touch-me-not, by closing up from the touch of the vine. maybe it wants you to play ispyseveral clusters of west indian jasmine planted on red mulch. her deep green, smooth and waxy leaves provide a beautifully contrasting background to pompoms of mottled yellow, peach, orange, and pink petals. a couple corymbs higher up are patiently waiting for their time to shinea branch of lignum-vitae sits above some red-brown dirt. a small cluster of 6-12? delicate purple blossoms, proudly beckoning the bees with their centers, 
against almost fantastically shiny, smooth leaves the color of lime skin
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
trying to find any information about/from some businesses online is like this
the donnie darko “i made a new friend,” “real or imaginary?” meme. he says “i have a website,” and is asked “real or outdated facebook page?” he responds “outdated facebook page”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
book em boys
the “she’s so crazy! love her!” facebook post of a very regular looking woman in a freezer aisle holding up peace signs with a bag of frozen pizza rolls or something on her head
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i think u still covered it with “what type of worker u are” for sure, i just like being audacious about it every chance i get
the fire and brimstone hell, with skeletons burning in a river of lava in the foreground and several erupting volcanoes in the background. the text is impact font, top text “POV” bottom text “you are katharine cook briggs and isabel briggs myers”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
this is. jfc
excerpt from the linked guardian article:

The release goes on to describe a meeting between Kilcher and Cameron in 2010, after the first Avatar film's release. At an event, the director told the actor that he had a gift for her: a framed sketch of Neytiri that he had personally drawn and signed. Along with the sketch, Kilcher says that Cameron gave her a note that read, "Your beauty was my early inspiration for Neytiri. Too bad you were shooting another movie. Next time."

The lawsuit claims that Cameron had not attempted to book Kilcher for the project, despite her agent's efforts to get her the opportunity to read for a role.

"Millions of people opened their hearts to Avatar because they believed in its message and I was one of them," says Kilcher. "I never imagined that someone I trusted would systematically use my face as part of an elaborate design process and integrate it into a production pipeline without my knowledge or consent. That crosses a major line. This act is deeply wrong."
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
oh nextdoor.
nextdoor poll:

“what’s in the chemtrails that keeps me sick?” and the two options are aluminum and graphene. there are zero reactions and eight comments
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
massholes the second the weather looks like this
screenshot with the weather widget showing that it’s currently 56 fahrenheit and sunny, with a high of 64, and the media playback widget below it playing “feels like summer” by childish gambino
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
legalize everything right now
title of a post from the trans subreddit that reads, “whenever i do drugs i start feeling transgender”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
okay i’m done w this horse happy 4/20 to all joker smokers and midnight tokers
an impact font meme. the background is the american flag, but the stripes are black with green repeating weed leaves, and the canton is black with a singular large weed leaf. in front of my country’s flag is george bush at a podium, edited to look like he’s delicately holding a cherried joint. behind him to the left, dick cheney is slumped in a chair, a green bong with black wrap edited onto a table in front of him.

the top text reads, “my fellow americans,” and the bottom text continues, “i need a philly cheesesteak and some head RN”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
wait shit i mean happy 4/20
a hand holds, in the crease of the middle finger and the top of the palm, a very tiny nug of weed that’s definitely not a short horned lizard (it is a short horned lizard, it’s literally the same color as weed)
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
wait shit i mean happy 4/20
a nug of weed that’s definitely not a vietnamese mossy frog on the tip of someone’s finger (it is a vietnamese mossy frog. it looks like dark wood with bright green moss on it and it’s tiny)
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
wait shit i mean happy 4/20
a hand is holding a GIANT nug of weed that’s definitely not a suspiciously nug-colored gecko (it is a suspiciously weed-colored gecko, i believe it’s a mossy leaf-tailed gecko but i cannot be sure)
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
happy 4/20
a hand holding a nug of weed that’s definitely not a very small green frog (it is a very small green frog)
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
with actual alt text and not a shitty pun in place of an accessibility tool:
On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials. A request for "breaching equipment" — normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors, according to multiple people familiar with the request.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
happy friday 🥰
tweeted meme from the voros twins (AKA the “da vinki?” twins), in which the twins, each with a bleach blond blowout and a goofy smile and holding a solid metal dumbbell, are saying in a speech bubble above them, “throw dumbbells at transphobic people”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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tweeted screenshot of a tiktok caption that reads “‘the baby you aborted could’ve cured cancer’ so could the women you kept in the kitchen, denied education, autonomy, and basic human rights. you didn’t care about them either”

sedric andre replies, “You can have autonomy when you make me an omelette sandwich. I’ll worry about cancer after lunch”
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“please do not the cat” ur not my mom
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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tweeted statement from eric swalwell:

SWALWELL STATEMENT ON CONGRESSIONAL RESIGNATION

"I am deeply sorry to my family, staff, and constituents for mistakes in judgment I've made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegation made against me. However, I must take responsibility and ownership for the mistakes I did make.

I am aware of efforts to bring an immediate expulsion vote against me and other members. Expelling anyone in Congress without due process, within days of an allegation being made, is wrong. But it's also wrong for my constituents to have me distracted from my duties. Therefore, I plan to resign my seat in Congress.

I will work with my staff in the coming days to ensure they are able, in my absence, to serve the needs of the good people of the 14th congressional district."
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
textpost from tumblr user and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm... It was supposed to say 'I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting"

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
I am afraid
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
mercury in retrograde? dump ur fucking froot loops on the ground
reddit banner ad. the words “no free advertising” in all caps have been edited over the advertiser name.

a photo to the right is captioned “mercury retrograde ‘survival kit’” and the photo in question is an almost certainly AI-generated image of a rug scattered with froot loops and splashed by milk that is still actively being poured
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Fuck Your Whole Life
lovebird ad on timehop advertising a $10,000 sweepstakes for simply telling them how your disney wedding was. i think. it’s a dogshit AI slop ad.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
with alt text jacob tierney pulled a mythbusters episode 113 level transformation
tidbit from one of the heated rivalry books:

There were too many things to process. Ilya Rozanov had gotten him off in a hotel room. Again. Ilya Rozanov wanted to sneak out of his team's hotel the next time they were in Montreal (next week!) and meet Shane at his apartment so he could fuck him.

Ilya Rozanov wanted to fuck him.

Shane was both terrified and undeniably aroused by the idea. Undeniably extremely aroused by the idea.

But that didn't change the fact that it was a really, really bad idea.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
close enough welcome back spring
a thermometer hanging on a board of wood showing temps nearing 80 degrees fahrenheit inside my work’s greenhouse. blurry and below i’m making a lil finger heart
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
people on fb marketplace are out of their fucking mind with some of these listings
two pictures of a shitty-looking, rusty, dirty, beat-up chest freezer, one of the scratched up outside, one of the rusted out inside. there is literally a hole on the inside. it is listed for one hundred american dollars.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
which one of you fucking geniuses over at walmart thought holding together 45lbs of cat litter in a bag with a BREAD CLIP was a great idea.
big, busted open bag of kitty litter that fell out the bottom of the box
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
tell me that’s not the same color and i’ll tell u get ur eyes checked
reddit post from an unfortunate partner titled “the PS5 controller frequently used by my boyfriend”

the picture shows a white dualsense with visible grime outlines of someone’s fingers. buildup that’s been there for a while.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
that is NOT rwk. why aren’t you making sure the quote is fully associated with not just the name but the face of the source????
a quote from robin wall kimmerer, “Wealth among traditional people is measured by having enough to give away,” is positioned next to a headshot of a woman with long white braids and adorned by shells around her neck. the woman is not robin wall kimmerer.
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
agree with one minor change
the same post being replied to from datafran, edited blackout-poetry-style to say “What about "Dear Connecticut drivers, get OFF THE ROAD."
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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scarechlo @cornboy2000.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
the search: normal swelling after tooth extraction the results google shows from tiktok for some reason:
the original mogger guy. insane eyebrows raised at the arches, cheek hollows deeper than the grand canyon, lips pursed and smug. that guy
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