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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lady Sasquatch drama! #MysteryWrestling29andahalf Watch the full show on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One time like 12 years ago I was at a haunted house that was sort of riffing on Texas Chainsaw Massacre and my friends and I walked around a corner and there was a masked creep standing there looking at his chainsaw and he looked at us and said “i’m out of gas. just act scared.”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bluesky for the next 31 days
@andromedism

(images from Always Sunny)

Panel 1: Dennis and Mac setting up an online dating profile for Charlie, asking him, "Alright, what are some of your likes?"

Panel 2: Charlie (face stung by hornets) grinning, "Ghouls."
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 30/09/2026
bill belichick, mumbling, when you ask him how the chili cook-off went
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 29/09/2026
Oh it's fucking solvable
Stephen Stucker pulling the plug in AIRPLANE!
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah… The MTV Who The Fuck Are These People? Awards
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🎃 ~hanni~ 🎃 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Think it rocks that Hallmark is doing a slow motion, one entry per year version of Defector’s Why Your Team Sucks series. Would call it Why Your Team Fucks if it were anyone but Hallmark doing it.
The poster for a Hallmark romcom named Holiday Touchdown: A Bears Love Story, showing a Chicago Bear and young woman hugging tightly before a Chicago skyline.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Phoef Sutton @phoefsutton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TOON TUESDAY
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Princess Flutters 🦋💖 @princessflutters.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(there are so many more white dudes with acoustic guitars with actual songwriting skills out there that you can listen to right now btw. listen to nick drake i beg)
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For the souls who are too young to know what this is about. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSV-...
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Carol Burnett - Went with the Wind
YouTube video by Vintage TV Shows
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friendly neighborhood Sasquatch @coolhandlurk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just gonna follow BSky rules and go ahead block him. Don't need that
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Do yourself a favor and bump this for Charlie today
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 10/09/2026
if you're nervous, if you don't feel like you're good enough, if you think it won't work out so why even try, if you think you don't deserve it, if you think you won't be accepted: stop doubting yourself. believe. take the shot. in loving memory of charlie kirk
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friendly neighborhood Sasquatch @coolhandlurk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Screenshot of 2 posts.
First an Onion headline "Experts Advise Against Throwing Laptop Across Off Even Though It Will Feel Incredible"
Then a clip of James Talarica saying some stupid shit.
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Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tales From The Keane Compound #710
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friendly neighborhood Sasquatch @coolhandlurk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm sorry. Watching scenes from 'The West Wing' and tearing up over how far we come...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
natalie's chatgpt account was very busy today
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Andy was a gentle & kind mountain of a man. He looked like he could throw you through a wall (he could if he wanted!) but was so warmhearted & soft spoken. I would affectionately call him father & we immediately bonded over our love of dogs. He will be forever missed.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when you hear everyone wishes you’d die and you don’t understand homophones
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🌟 Flighty Buttlass 🎀🧸🏪💥 @flightybuttlass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Preorder is live, $6 discount plus a free tote bag from now til wednesday! please check it out! flightyartworks.com/products/bab...
picture of a toni storm plush doll laying on top of a clear vinyl tote bag
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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I volunteer for this if you’ll have me
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 04/09/2026
*guitar noises* I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was all like, "uhhh" and I'm like
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friendly neighborhood Sasquatch @coolhandlurk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know there are lots of other things happening, but this story has angered me more than most
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tweet from Sara Stock (@sara__stock):

0 times divorced, but if he keeps walking the lead-off batter, I’ll consider filing 🤔

@aaronkessler

I implore you all to put on the Red Sox game, they have this dude Robert Stock pitching, and he looks like he's twice-divorced and completely given up on life. I can't stop watching him. It's transfixing.
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friendly neighborhood Sasquatch @coolhandlurk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
what the fuck is Scheel's?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i didn't think you could miss the point of grand theft auto (drinking with your friends while going on alternating rampages) this badly
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Was looking at how to watch the men's FIBA World Cup Qualifiers, and was redirected to this landing page featuring some of the worlds' best basketball players, including Jokic, Wemby, and HUGO GONZALEZ!
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ve again been asked “why do sharks stick their dorsal fins out of the water?” This happens because shark’s dorsal fins are on top of, and therefore higher than, the rest of the shark. And sometimes the shark is in shallow water or near the surface. Hope this helps! 📷: a scene from Jaws
Scene from Jaws showing the shark’s dorsal fin sticking out of the water.
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friendly neighborhood Sasquatch @coolhandlurk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Herkermer Homolka
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
no jfc not that one
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that's two 80 years olds. crossing my fingers incredibly hard for a very specific "rule of three"
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friendly neighborhood Sasquatch @coolhandlurk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"What do you think I'm reading? Hew-Haw The Book?"
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Only In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Moving to Boston for September 1? Welcome! Now for the most important lesson you'll learn: DO NOT DRIVE A MOVING TRUCK ON STORROW DRIVE. DO NOT DRIVE A MOVING TRUCK ON STORROW DRIVE. DO NOT DRIVE A MOVING TRUCK ON STORROW DRIVE. You've been warned.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly loved and mothered all of us who were told by our towns we were too fallen for loving and mothering. The queer. The slutty. The barren. “I know, honey. Just let it out.” —— I’ll leave you this. Dolly (and Linda and Emmylou) loving and mothering the wayward son. youtu.be/wWEQDyrbphE?...
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Dolly Parton Linda Ronstadt Emmylou Harris - The Sweetest Gift
YouTube video by littlesparrow185
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 26/08/2026
going to be fun to watch libs bend over backward to justify their weird gas station fetish chic-fil-a, harry potter, buc-ee's in a nightmare "i knowwwwww it's so bad, but-" blunt rotation
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Enjoy Wrestling @enjoywrestling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’ve made the difficult decision to close Enjoy Wrestling after this last run of shows. Thanks for everything. We love yinz.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The perfect parody doesn't exis-
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shout out to all y'all up late prognosticating festoons
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The Jeremy! (stuck in among the zinnias) @tjeremy.com · 22/08/2026
Listen if they don't want me hollering about not having a Bandido action figure, then he needs to stop, y'know, being an action figure 😂😂 #ROH #WatchROH #ROHDBD 🤼‍♂️
ROH / AEW wrestler Bandido stands outside the ring in his entrance gear. It is blue and white and big shiny armor and he has a cape. If it's a reference to something, I didn't clock it. He is also holding a prop gun in the same style as his armor and wearing the AEW Trios and ROH Men's World Championship belts. 

2300 Arena, Philadelphia, PA, 8.21.26
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