iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026

The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.

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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I really can't overstate how much sports are great but being a fan of a team is the worst mistake of my life.

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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“Winning the pundit lottery with a New York Times gig tells you nothing about whether these people are worthy of your attention. They must earn your respect. Any temptation to check on them because of the positions they hold is an error of judgment, by you." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/you-can-ig...

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You Can Ignore the Bad Pundits

One easy trick to make yourself smarter.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026

Observers told reporters the shrieking baby was clearly oblivious to the fact that any distress she experienced in exiting her mother’s womb would pale in comparison to the fucking decades of tedium, misfortune, and humiliation yet to come.

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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets

MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...

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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I mean, *I* didn't but that's mostly a comment on how I'd rather do almost anything then be in a loud crowded room.

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Sam Woodcock @samwoodcock.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026

There is so much I going on here

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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I plan to win NBA defensive player of the year.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/07/2026

we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Spain finally decided to try "kick it really hard at the goal".

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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

German broadcast. Nailed it

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

“Sports teach you teamwork and character!” buddy tennis teaches you that you were born alone and you will die that way as well

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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

gonna need a wellness check on Andres Cantor after this game

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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I see we're getting the full USMNT experience tonight.

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I wrote about living in a country that is hard to celebrate, and of an alternate vision we are invited to join and inherit, in order to make a country that would be worth a sense of pride. www.the-reframe.com/patriots-of-...

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Patriots of a Land Yet to Come

Our national brokedown palace and a story of a country worth celebrating.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Belgian trying to steal this game from Senegal like it’s a precious cultural artifact.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Issa Diop with a beautiful header to equalize at the 90 minute mark

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/06/2026

As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:

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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Welcome to Monday. We get Game of Thrones podcast content and fresh horrors from the supreme court.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Graphic design is my passion.

A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:

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Oeming @oeming.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

World Cup might be the closest thing we’ll get to world peace

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole

@andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reason

It's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?

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We're going to try just a little longer.

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole"
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl
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Y'all I'm scared to try it

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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade

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dendy crew @dendycrew.com · 08/06/2026

im about to print this and frame it

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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

@awfulannouncing.bsky.social WKOW in Madison has been sound off for the entire 2nd half so the weather guy can narrate the weather radar and I think that deserves a public shaming.

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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Weather guy really milking his NBA finals performance for all its worth...

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Yiannis @yiannisbab.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"

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blair @blairaf.com · 29/05/2026

One of the more misogynistic takes currently trending in the AI policy space is "women use less AI than men because they have less tech literacy" Ok but have you considered that women use less AI than men because we have more tech literacy?

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them. (
There are things in the world that are more important than money. The fact that you seem not to believe this, that you seem to think any motive beyond ruthless acquisitiveness is fake, dishonest, or childish, is the heart of your problem. Your attitude is not by any means unique to tech, but the

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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I’m bad at this idc

A come and take it flag with a breakfast taco on it

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I didn’t even want to draw attention to the Enhanced Games for “making fun of it” purposes but then I saw a video of the guy who thinks he can live forever hyping up a guy’s steroid usage under an umbrella to shield himself from UV rays

The commentary table for the Enhanced Games, located in front of a swimming pool in a stadium. three of the commentators are dressed normally and then a deathly pale man wearing all black with sunglasses is talking while holding an umbrella over his thin self

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Josh Caress @joshcaress.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Damn this is good. And a hard relate from me on this part. I feel like in my small way this also what I’m trying to do with my writing.

There's one other thing I am expert at, though: the ways supremacy works on the hearts and minds and spirit of well-meaning people of privilege. I know that very well, because I am such a privileged person, and I was raised in supremacy's myths, so I am deeply acquainted with the stories U.S. supremacy tells, the lies it spins, the offers it makes, the ways it converts conviction to complacency and despair, the ways it converts awareness to ignorance and confusion, the way it converts good intention to lazy actions and bad outcomes.
That is territory that's well known to me. As long as I'm willing to be honest and uncomfortable about myself, I can speak to that with authority.

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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Ironically, Trump's passion for profaning the edifices of empire is his one positive quality.

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Andboo Haunton 😷🎃 @andrewhinton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

“The Al is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you”

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