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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Garrak from DSN saying "Weird hill to die on but at least you're dead".
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I've had a fever for 3 days, is this real?
Hideous talking basketball
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Seems harsh.
Screenshot of news alert reading "Winter Olympics 2926: GB curlers denied Olympic gold at death yet again"
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Off to an incredible start at work.
The myth of "consensual" internet. 

Cloudflare does not consent.
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Somebody win I'm tired.
Joe Buck: Welcome to the top of the 47th
Sun rises
Sun keeps getting bigger
Buck: yes
World engulfed by flames
Buck: oh God yes
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Never misses.
User is a Matt Yglesias follower
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
At least this smooth.
The Chicago bean
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Monkey's paw curls. (The sentiment is kind and appreciated but also I am melting)
Weather forecast for 99 degree heat index with advisory.
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
When you've been working from home for 5 straight years and then get an onsite interview.
Google search for "men's wear not douchey"
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
aI iS tHe FuTuRe
Indeed notification for 'pope jobs'
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
...I have questions.
Screenshot of a search for Tony Evers which reveals a tonyeversxxx account.
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Darn it.
Screenshot of a search for pope jobs near Madison WI. No results.
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Every single person is on this list for the wrong reason.
Screenshot of trending topics "Scott Bessent, David Lynch, Bob Uecker and Ron DeSantis".
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Clear my calendar.
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Kent Brockman next to a sign that reads "Hail Ants" during a news broadcast in which he preemptively surrenders to an imaginary invasion. Because he is a coward.
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Jon @constusername.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Kent Brockman next to a sign that reads "Hail Ants" during a news broadcast in which he preemptively surrenders to an imaginary invasion. Because he is a coward.
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