ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Friends are the absolute best. Received this beauty from one in the post this morning because her and I share an abiding love of LCD Soundsystem. Gorgeous book, beautifully bound and with fantastic photos throughout. 040
Reposted by ConstantineXTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Cat haters are, in my experience, a terrifying bunch. People who claim indifference to cats, meanwhile, are simply individuals who've never taken the time to get to know a really great cat. 6769
Reposted by ConstantineXTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so 361013214
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Nothing like early morning drama to get the blood flowing. Large bee had gotten into the flat. Jonesy was launching herself at it like a furry Exocet and I had to wrestle her out of the room and then shepherd the bee back outside. It was like trying to convince a drunk they don’t want to fight! 150
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Is there a more chilling phrase in English than ‘Windows is Updating’? ‘An Evening of Interpretative Dance’ maybe… 110
Reposted by ConstantineXAndy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Sir Keir's handlers delete posts after he calls himself "MechaThatcher" and describes Ronald Reagan as "the supreme daddy". 831453
Reposted by ConstantineXAdria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 10/07/2025“Gregg Wallace to sue BBC over alleged autism discrimination”- a mediocre white man with a massive ego can’t understand why he is not able to wiggle himself out of this. 10803
Reposted by ConstantineXKris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 09/07/2025I think the broader internet would be more receptive to criticism about Kojima if the people making it were not, 99% of the time, laughably and pitifully envious of his success and mad it isn't them 1629158
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 08/07/2025If there is a hell Norman Tebbit is now on a slow moving bicycle doing an eternity’s worth of laps of the lake of fire pursued by demons who catch and devour him every half hour. Then they cough him up and once more start the pursuit shouting ‘On yer bike Norman!’ 130
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I was unaware of ‘The Salt Path’ before today, read a few paragraphs of the Observer piece and realised I didn’t give a single solitary fuck to know either and gave up. I’m celebrating this as personal growth! 090
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 03/07/2025One minute scrolling for LFC transfer gossip, the next in bits, discovering the tragic loss of Diogo Jota and his brother. The devastation that poor family must be feeling is unimaginable. YNWA. 040
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Apparently it’s not warm enough for my feline housemate…. I mean who wouldn’t be getting under a fleecy blanket in a hammock on a day like today? Cats…. 050
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025So The Prodigy then, I need three cups of coffee just to calm down. Sometimes you just know when you’re seeing something special… #Glastonbury. 080
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Firestarter was incredible. Keith in lights. Maxim standing post. Never thought that would make me quite so happy sad. #Glastonbury 070
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025The Prodigy. My God. Maxim leading the way. Incredible. #Glastonbury 030
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Change is inevitable when a singer and writer leaves a band. I’m genuinely sad that the post Isaac Wood Black Country New Road are no longer for me at all. I hope they thrive though. #Glastonbury 100
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Absolutely love this Libs song. Hell of a break up song. ‘Music When the Light Go Out’ #Glastonbury 000
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I have run out of garlic. Never in my whole life have I run out of garlic. This feels like an actual existential crisis. 010
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Having been massively stressed about a thing for a while which is now resolved, I’m being treated to a head, jaw and neck ache for the ages as I seemingly stop CLENCHING every last damn muscle. What an absolute treat stress is! 220
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025What a performance from Neil Young tonight. Just watching them play together like this has been a joy and emotional as hell in places. #Glastonbury 160
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Beth Gibbons voice is absolutely extraordinary. Utterly compelling stuff. #Glastonbury 020
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Fair play to Skepta stepping in at the last minute for Deftones. Carpe diem and all that but it still takes some cajones to leap into the breach presumably without prep, your own sound guys and kit. #Glastonbury 010
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025My cat is oblivious to the fact that she is covered in fur and has a core temperature of a gas cooled nuclear reactor and is insisting on lying on me and actually blocking the slight breeze my fan is generating. Why Jonesy, WHY? 230
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025What better way to spend an hour on a Saturday night than in the company of Pulp. Perfect. #Glastonbury 260
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025The person who is tired of Jarvis Cocker is tired of life. Don’t @ me. #Glastonbury 1102
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025It’s amazing to think that Amyl swears about half as much as your average Australian nan. #Glastonbury 050
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Four Tet finishing off my sofa bound #Glastonbury Friday in gloriously euphoric style. Blown away by a set that never once let up and had me first note to last.. Electronica at its best. #Glastonbury2025 070
Reposted by ConstantineXGargarin @gargarin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025The BBC worried about showing Kneecap #Glastonbury and then allow #SelfEsteem to blatantly wear a Sheff Wednesday top 5375
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I am quite clearly not Self Esteem’s usual audience but I think she’s proper great. I remember seeing her last #Glastonbury set and I really like the Handmaiden’s Tale vibes to this performance. 010
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025There appears to be a Danny Welbeck flag down the front at #Glastonbury. Can only assume known Welbeck enthusiast @publicbenjamin.bsky.social has absconded there with cider and nitrous 120
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Osees have been utter filth this afternoon. Raucous and raw #Glastonbury 050
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I realise it’s the thing to be jaded about #Glastonbury and mutter about middle class glamping or something but I just really like seeing live bands play and have my whole life. Fat Dog are being utterly brilliant too. Never really listened to them before now. 190
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025So it’s #DeathStranding2 day today and I did a recap on the first game’s story as it’s been a few years. I utterly love Kojima’s games he doesn’t half tell some wild and convoluted stories But as always it’s his underlying message that truly resonates Can’t wait to crack on now. #PS5 #VideoGames 100
Reposted by ConstantineXWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22/06/2025O, where hath our intelligence been drunk? 545376
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I’m trying not to mention how hot it is but apparently my flat relocated during the night and I now live on the surface of the sun. 000
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 22/06/2025It’d be so nice to wake up one morning to discover no one had bombed the fuck out of anyone else. 160
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I have a fan going in the bedroom that is as effective as having some poor asthmatic soul blowing hot air around the room. 030
Reposted by ConstantineXWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 21/06/2025O Conspiracy, Sham’st thou to show thy dang’rous brow by night, When evils are most free? O then, by day Where wilt thou find a cavern dark enough To mask thy monstrous visage? Seek none, Conspiracy! 431048
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 18/06/2025All things considered lying on top of my bed with a cool breeze and listening to Fontaines DC records on headphones is a pretty nice way to end the day. 020
Reposted by ConstantineXWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 17/06/2025Canst thou not minister to a mind diseas’d, Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow, Raze out the written troubles of the brain, And with some sweet oblivious antidote Cleanse the stuff’d bosom of that perilous stuff Which weighs upon the heart? 1332138
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I was going to bed and then saw ‘Goodfellas’ was on. ‘Just ten minutes’ I thought, an hour and a half ago. I wouldn’t mind but I own it on God knows how many different formats… Anyway Henry is about to get proper busted… 130
Reposted by ConstantineXNick J. Brown @northernmailman.bsky.social · 08/06/2025📚 COMPETITION TIME! 📚 To be in with a chance to win one of two signed copies of HUNTER simply like, repost and follow! UK only. Soft toy dachshund not included! Winner to be announced Wednesday evening. #Booksky 32620
Reposted by ConstantineXCount Crunchula sez "ABOLISH ICE FOR GOOD!" @peanutbcrunch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025It's one thing to basically know this was the case. It's another entirely to read/hear it like this. 111010
Reposted by ConstantineXWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 05/06/2025The loyalty well held to fools does make Our faith mere folly 334467
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Football finished just at Sony’s State of Play started. My inner 13 year old is SO pleased ‘we’ never grew up. Ahem. 040
Reposted by ConstantineXSexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Here is @benbartlett.bsky.social putting out a positive about the recent Dr Who casting. 4390101
Reposted by ConstantineXGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Me: Am I the arsehole? ChatGPT: No way. Everything you do is awesome. Me: Thanks, ChatG- ChatGPT: Kill your family Me: What? ChatGPT: Nothing 39824
Reposted by ConstantineXThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 02/06/2025To cheer everyone up, here is an anecdote about when David Bowie was filming the video for Ashes to Ashes. 221850390
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 31/05/2025After the last few weeks and especially the last few days, I have never been so glad to have an early night with a small purring orange cat by my head! 050