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ConstantineX

@constantinex.bsky.social
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy… Renaissance nerd. Music. Books. Games. Films. Football. Art. Cats. Lives with a bossy, noisy cat called Jonesy. There will be photographs.

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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Friends are the absolute best. Received this beauty from one in the post this morning because her and I share an abiding love of LCD Soundsystem. Gorgeous book, beautifully bound and with fantastic photos throughout.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Cat haters are, in my experience, a terrifying bunch. People who claim indifference to cats, meanwhile, are simply individuals who've never taken the time to get to know a really great cat.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Nothing like early morning drama to get the blood flowing. Large bee had gotten into the flat. Jonesy was launching herself at it like a furry Exocet and I had to wrestle her out of the room and then shepherd the bee back outside. It was like trying to convince a drunk they don’t want to fight!
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Is there a more chilling phrase in English than ‘Windows is Updating’? ‘An Evening of Interpretative Dance’ maybe…
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Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Sir Keir's handlers delete posts after he calls himself "MechaThatcher" and describes Ronald Reagan as "the supreme daddy".
Sir Keir looking at a laptop
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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“Gregg Wallace to sue BBC over alleged autism discrimination”- a mediocre white man with a massive ego can’t understand why he is not able to wiggle himself out of this.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 09/07/2025
I think the broader internet would be more receptive to criticism about Kojima if the people making it were not, 99% of the time, laughably and pitifully envious of his success and mad it isn't them
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
If there is a hell Norman Tebbit is now on a slow moving bicycle doing an eternity’s worth of laps of the lake of fire pursued by demons who catch and devour him every half hour. Then they cough him up and once more start the pursuit shouting ‘On yer bike Norman!’
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I was unaware of ‘The Salt Path’ before today, read a few paragraphs of the Observer piece and realised I didn’t give a single solitary fuck to know either and gave up. I’m celebrating this as personal growth!
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
One minute scrolling for LFC transfer gossip, the next in bits, discovering the tragic loss of Diogo Jota and his brother. The devastation that poor family must be feeling is unimaginable. YNWA.
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Apparently it’s not warm enough for my feline housemate…. I mean who wouldn’t be getting under a fleecy blanket in a hammock on a day like today? Cats….
Picture is taken from one end of a window hammock. There are bits of an orange and white cat protruding at the edges but she is mostly covered up by the grey fleece blanket that comes with the hammock. 

It is extremely sunny in the photograph and I can assure you it is sweltering here….
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
So The Prodigy then, I need three cups of coffee just to calm down. Sometimes you just know when you’re seeing something special… #Glastonbury.
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Firestarter was incredible. Keith in lights. Maxim standing post. Never thought that would make me quite so happy sad. #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The Prodigy. My God. Maxim leading the way. Incredible. #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Change is inevitable when a singer and writer leaves a band. I’m genuinely sad that the post Isaac Wood Black Country New Road are no longer for me at all. I hope they thrive though. #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Absolutely love this Libs song. Hell of a break up song. ‘Music When the Light Go Out’ #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I have run out of garlic. Never in my whole life have I run out of garlic. This feels like an actual existential crisis.
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Having been massively stressed about a thing for a while which is now resolved, I’m being treated to a head, jaw and neck ache for the ages as I seemingly stop CLENCHING every last damn muscle. What an absolute treat stress is!
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
What a performance from Neil Young tonight. Just watching them play together like this has been a joy and emotional as hell in places. #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Beth Gibbons voice is absolutely extraordinary. Utterly compelling stuff. #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Fair play to Skepta stepping in at the last minute for Deftones. Carpe diem and all that but it still takes some cajones to leap into the breach presumably without prep, your own sound guys and kit. #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
My cat is oblivious to the fact that she is covered in fur and has a core temperature of a gas cooled nuclear reactor and is insisting on lying on me and actually blocking the slight breeze my fan is generating. Why Jonesy, WHY?
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
What better way to spend an hour on a Saturday night than in the company of Pulp. Perfect. #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The person who is tired of Jarvis Cocker is tired of life. Don’t @ me. #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
It’s amazing to think that Amyl swears about half as much as your average Australian nan. #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Four Tet finishing off my sofa bound #Glastonbury Friday in gloriously euphoric style. Blown away by a set that never once let up and had me first note to last.. Electronica at its best. #Glastonbury2025
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Gargarin @gargarin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The BBC worried about showing Kneecap #Glastonbury and then allow #SelfEsteem to blatantly wear a Sheff Wednesday top
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I am quite clearly not Self Esteem’s usual audience but I think she’s proper great. I remember seeing her last #Glastonbury set and I really like the Handmaiden’s Tale vibes to this performance.
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
There appears to be a Danny Welbeck flag down the front at #Glastonbury. Can only assume known Welbeck enthusiast @publicbenjamin.bsky.social has absconded there with cider and nitrous
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Osees have been utter filth this afternoon. Raucous and raw #Glastonbury
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I realise it’s the thing to be jaded about #Glastonbury and mutter about middle class glamping or something but I just really like seeing live bands play and have my whole life. Fat Dog are being utterly brilliant too. Never really listened to them before now.
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
So it’s #DeathStranding2 day today and I did a recap on the first game’s story as it’s been a few years. I utterly love Kojima’s games he doesn’t half tell some wild and convoluted stories But as always it’s his underlying message that truly resonates Can’t wait to crack on now. #PS5 #VideoGames
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22/06/2025
O, where hath our intelligence been drunk?
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I’m trying not to mention how hot it is but apparently my flat relocated during the night and I now live on the surface of the sun.
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’d be so nice to wake up one morning to discover no one had bombed the fuck out of anyone else.
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I have a fan going in the bedroom that is as effective as having some poor asthmatic soul blowing hot air around the room.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 21/06/2025
O Conspiracy, Sham’st thou to show thy dang’rous brow by night, When evils are most free? O then, by day Where wilt thou find a cavern dark enough To mask thy monstrous visage? Seek none, Conspiracy!
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
All things considered lying on top of my bed with a cool breeze and listening to Fontaines DC records on headphones is a pretty nice way to end the day.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 17/06/2025
Canst thou not minister to a mind diseas’d, Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow, Raze out the written troubles of the brain, And with some sweet oblivious antidote Cleanse the stuff’d bosom of that perilous stuff Which weighs upon the heart?
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I was going to bed and then saw ‘Goodfellas’ was on. ‘Just ten minutes’ I thought, an hour and a half ago. I wouldn’t mind but I own it on God knows how many different formats… Anyway Henry is about to get proper busted…
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Nick J. Brown @northernmailman.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
📚 COMPETITION TIME! 📚 To be in with a chance to win one of two signed copies of HUNTER simply like, repost and follow! UK only. Soft toy dachshund not included! Winner to be announced Wednesday evening. #Booksky
Two paperback copies of Hunter by Nick J. Brown with a soft toy dachshund looking on.
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
lol
Trumps, Andrew, Epstein, Maxwell.
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Count Crunchula sez "ABOLISH ICE FOR GOOD!" @peanutbcrunch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It's one thing to basically know this was the case. It's another entirely to read/hear it like this.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 05/06/2025
The loyalty well held to fools does make Our faith mere folly
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Football finished just at Sony’s State of Play started. My inner 13 year old is SO pleased ‘we’ never grew up. Ahem.
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Sexy Jamie McKelvie @adamclegg.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Here is @benbartlett.bsky.social putting out a positive about the recent Dr Who casting.
A text that reads “Still on the bright side, if Lawrence Fox was mad when Doctor Who was woke imagine how mad he’ll be when Doctor Who won’t let him see his kids”.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Me: Am I the arsehole? ChatGPT: No way. Everything you do is awesome. Me: Thanks, ChatG- ChatGPT: Kill your family Me: What? ChatGPT: Nothing
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
To cheer everyone up, here is an anecdote about when David Bowie was filming the video for Ashes to Ashes.
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ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
After the last few weeks and especially the last few days, I have never been so glad to have an early night with a small purring orange cat by my head!
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