ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Friends are the absolute best. Received this beauty from one in the post this morning because her and I share an abiding love of LCD Soundsystem. Gorgeous book, beautifully bound and with fantastic photos throughout. 040
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025There would be casualties. Namely me. Jonesy takes a dim view of the actual carrier I have for her. This would result in deep lacerations to one’s arse being explained in A&E. 020
Reposted by ConstantineXTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Cat haters are, in my experience, a terrifying bunch. People who claim indifference to cats, meanwhile, are simply individuals who've never taken the time to get to know a really great cat. 6769
Reposted by ConstantineXTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so 361013214
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Good Lord. I go away for three months and come back to discovering you’re listening to this… …which I last heard off my nut during those weeks in hospital in Guildford in 98 on high strength pethidine. 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/07/2025She’s back in now stalking and complaining about not being allowed to kill and eat a huge stinging thing…. 030
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Nothing like early morning drama to get the blood flowing. Large bee had gotten into the flat. Jonesy was launching herself at it like a furry Exocet and I had to wrestle her out of the room and then shepherd the bee back outside. It was like trying to convince a drunk they don’t want to fight! 150
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 25/07/2025HahahahaahHa. I LOVE the spirit of enquiry there Fi. Thank God for the shower curtain! Or in my case, thank Argos! 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Hahahha. Yup. I lay there thinking ‘ I haven’t died so where’s the pain then?’ 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I slipped getting out of the bath not so long ago and missed twatting my head bu a whisker. Not long after texted a pal saying ‘Fuck. I’ve started having falls’. 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 19/07/2025It’s the modem equivalent of being robbed by a highwayman on the over night London coach circa 1720. 000
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Is there a more chilling phrase in English than ‘Windows is Updating’? ‘An Evening of Interpretative Dance’ maybe… 110
Reposted by ConstantineXAndy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Sir Keir's handlers delete posts after he calls himself "MechaThatcher" and describes Ronald Reagan as "the supreme daddy". 831453
Reposted by ConstantineXAdria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 10/07/2025“Gregg Wallace to sue BBC over alleged autism discrimination”- a mediocre white man with a massive ego can’t understand why he is not able to wiggle himself out of this. 10803
Reposted by ConstantineXKris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 09/07/2025I think the broader internet would be more receptive to criticism about Kojima if the people making it were not, 99% of the time, laughably and pitifully envious of his success and mad it isn't them 1629158
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I mean morally and spiritually you could argue he was for years! 100
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 08/07/2025If there is a hell Norman Tebbit is now on a slow moving bicycle doing an eternity’s worth of laps of the lake of fire pursued by demons who catch and devour him every half hour. Then they cough him up and once more start the pursuit shouting ‘On yer bike Norman!’ 130
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 06/07/2025She really is. It is my fervent belief that whatever magic is left on this rock is contained in cats. 000
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Oh will you look at that absolute beauty. I’m compelled to head to the kitchen for treats by a mystical force! My own knows this weakness in me and flashes her amber eyes at me! 000
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Those eyes! Such a beauty even if she only has eyes for the chicken! 200
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I was unaware of ‘The Salt Path’ before today, read a few paragraphs of the Observer piece and realised I didn’t give a single solitary fuck to know either and gave up. I’m celebrating this as personal growth! 090
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 04/07/2025If it helps any Vee I have a weekly meeting I attend online and realised last week that I look like the bloody Unabomber or some loon who lives in a cabin in the woods ranting about conspiracy theories! Beard and hair needed hacking back…. 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Sending love and solidarity Ben. The worst of all news. 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 03/07/2025One minute scrolling for LFC transfer gossip, the next in bits, discovering the tragic loss of Diogo Jota and his brother. The devastation that poor family must be feeling is unimaginable. YNWA. 040
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I feel like we’ve been waging an unacknowledged campaign of terrorism on women since forever. Statistically it’s hard to refute. 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I wouldn’t fucking mind but the prosecution rate for the serious stuff is like 93%. Why are these fuckers never truly held to account? 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Un-fucking-believable. I bet he doesn’t even do 5 years now. 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Hahahahaha. Well done. You made me cackle then. 020
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Hahahahahaa. You said that like a man who sees kangaroos every day where we live but has NEVER seen the sky! 130
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Apparently it’s not warm enough for my feline housemate…. I mean who wouldn’t be getting under a fleecy blanket in a hammock on a day like today? Cats…. 050
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025So The Prodigy then, I need three cups of coffee just to calm down. Sometimes you just know when you’re seeing something special… #Glastonbury. 080
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Firestarter was incredible. Keith in lights. Maxim standing post. Never thought that would make me quite so happy sad. #Glastonbury 070
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025The Prodigy. My God. Maxim leading the way. Incredible. #Glastonbury 030
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Hahaha. It’s absolutely true. Only Sigourney Weaver and the cat escape at the end and I spent the whole film worrying about the cat! 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Hahahhh. Brilliant! The spawn have to be annoyed! Jonesy is so called after the orange cat in Alien. Saw it as a kid and was mad about the cat and promised myself one day I’d have a Jonesy of my own! 120
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Oh my. We’ve got the same flavour of cat! Her name is Jonesy. 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025 I just want her to know I’m interested in her hobbies too! Hahahahaa. 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Ekekkekekekek. Yup. In fairness I’ve sat there with her doing it myself! She’s VERY vocal and has opinions about everything. Largely the speed with which I attend to her every sodding whim! 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025That’s perfectly reasonable. I hope for nothing but good things for them and their musicianship is so good but their direction now just isn’t my bag. 010
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Yes, mine is stretched out in her window hammock and jabs her head out occasionally to inform me that either I or the birds outside are interfering with her tranquility! 100
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025It’s absolutely fine to ask, no zero chance. We worked on parting properly and there were no lingering feelings or anything left unsaid. We’ve been apart years now and I count her amongst my best friends but we moved past that aspect long ago. 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025You have to feed the workers! This is where you realise cats are free loaders mind. They are NOT cooking for us or anyone else! 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I stopped at chicken and gravy but this is precisely the sort of caper I can get away with as it’s just me and the cat, whom it has to be said is indifferent to the side dishes! 110
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025‘English pastoral’ sums up the sound perfectly. I shall be stealing that description! 010
ConstantineX @constantinex.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I like to think that we are both good people and were good friends anyway, and because no one fucked the other one over it was easier to stay friends. It’s sickeningly healthy. 110