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conifer mystic suitkill

@conifersuitkill.bsky.social
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(he/they) I sling code for food, I make art & music for some reason + teach people things + do some community org + other stuff + I have to be semi-anon on here, sorry not sorry Chinga La Migra. Trans Rights. Gun Rights. Food, Not Bombs. No Gods Just Work

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There should be an a.m. and p.m. version of weed
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
THE PEOPLE NEED FROG
Frogs more popular than church? People want frogs not Jesus
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@signal.org Hey y'all, please make it possible to turn off all stickers and sticker suggestions and delete all sticker packs from your app 🙏 The inability to do this makes it look like a deeply unserious app and is hard to convince people to convert
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Knife to meat you
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
maybe just post less on the rectangle of doom and dopamine
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you question the community structuring principle of "everyone takes a turn at leadership", please ask yourself, "have I ever suffered under, or had to leave a community because of, a toxic person in a position of authority?" And if the answer is no, please listen to and learn from those who have
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
a staircase leading down underground surrounded by water with tree branches reflecting in it
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There are entire galaxies within each of us, and unknowable gulfs divide us, so every loss of human life is an apocalypse and in this thread I lay out why none of that was true for charlie kirk 1/372
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
[the world is a vampire melody]: my butthole is on fire
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Brett Coughlin @coughlinbrett.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In 1967, Charles Schulz ran a famous week-long Peanuts comic strip arc where Linus van Pelt reluctantly faces getting the newly developed measles vaccination. #Art #MMR
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just saw somebody clearly under 25 wearing a Counting Crows tshirt and I'm very confused as to which century I'm in
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 13/08/2026
Same 🪦
Photo of jets in sky over body of water. Overlaid text reads CELEBRATE DEATH Join 2 MILLION spectators as the Blue Angels and other daredevils thrill and entertain. This soft propaganda helps establish general acceptance of war by prompting us to associate war machines with family fun, rather than their real purpose of killing and destroying lives–including those of innocent civilians–on the other side of the world.
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Having had multiple conversations with Juarez I can say that this sounds like her manipulative wine mommy style, but it makes me wonder wonder who handed her a script because she sounds like her thoughts are actually connected for a change
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Maybe if she wanted to win she should have been anti genocide
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
its true that what sophie cunningham said unequivocally sucked. it’s also true that i had never heard of her before the past week or so. it’s become pathetically easy to rocket to relevance by being anti-trans. is there a way to acknowledge the harm while also depriving it oxygen? i don’t know.
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Because surely that was the only point to be taken from said poem. No other implications or or reflections upon the nature of power or political states
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Double album? In this economy?
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Be careful out there folks. You never know which of your friends or co-workers might have a severe music making habit Could be anyone really The nice middle aged woman who rung you out at the QFC last? She night might have a dozen album credits, you just never know
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✊🏼Indigiqueer Hummingbird @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Waiting to confirm, but there's talks of a vigil at Say Their Names in Minneapolis tonight — Wednesday, 7/29, marking 1 week since Corey Ruiz was killed. There's also this vigil tomorrow at Currie Park in Minneapolis
Candlelight vigil & Rally for
COREY RUIZ

THURSDAY, JULY 30 
6PM
CURRIE PARK
500 15TH AVE S, MINNEAPOLIS


FROM MINNESOTA TO MADISON JUSTICE FOR ALL STOLEN LIVES
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Sophie Rae Lichterman @whysophiewhy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This guy? Uh yeah...
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
if they'd stopped 20yrs ago, with him getting beat to shit in fight club, maybe nature could have healed, but no
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
only four? ( ok ok, I know that means there are actually dozens, if not dozens of dozens, this was maybe a bad taste joke, I'm sorry )
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/07/2026
they're calling it the worst string of words ever written
Boy George says he used AI to create his new pro-Israel reggae song (article from stereogum)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/07/2026
Look, anything else aside, I really admire Dylan’s post-harassment campaign pivot into just serving insane amounts of cunt at all times
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
music that is offensive to no one is offensive to everyone
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Benjamin Tausig @burrata.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My genuinely brilliant colleague in Southeast Asian studies, Dr. Erik Davis at Macalester College in St Paul, faces a federal indictment and a possible six-year prison sentence, for having "ties" to "antifa" (i.e. for organizing anti-ICE protests). www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
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The professor facing prison in ‘antifa’ case: ‘They want to scare all who oppose ICE’
Erik Davis is accused by the government of a ‘conspiracy’ to obstruct ICE – experts say it’s part of a pattern to criminalize lawful organizing and ruin activists’ lives
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
there is no moral way to continue to consume and discuss any form of harry potter media or content
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm so very tired of christians finding creepy weird ways to worm "jesus is king" or "praise him" into otherwise completely unrelated, everyday convos And of course they get bhurt when I say "hey y'know, that's highly offensive to some people here". Sorry not sorry, cause like, it is
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 27/07/2026
Koala cloaca Koloaca
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I stan Skip. Jimothy needs to show respect when standing on the shoulders of the giants that came before Especially when you're a short little bastard like him
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I like mine to sound like a cardboard box full of eggs getting smashed in a trash compactor
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I stan Skip. Jimothy needs to show respect when standing on the shoulders of the giants that came before Especially when you're a short little bastard like him
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Ordinary Notes @hystericalblkns.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Here is the gofundme to support the family he leaves behind. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Donate to Support for Marvin Johnson Sr.'s Family and Honor his Legacy, organized by Erica Day Ruffin
It is with broken hearts that we share the unexpected passi… Erica Day Ruffin needs your support for Support for Marvin Johnson Sr.'s Family and Honor his Legacy
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 27/07/2026
this is like that one conservative reggae guy who makes songs about how women should serve men or whatever oh my god
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
omg I forgot about that guy lol
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m down with this type of masculinity.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is dope as hell and imo some of the most important service journalism for the party set I've seen in a minute. I spent most of my 20s high as hell on a cocktail of h, coke, dust, acid, and e, but shit is even more powerful now (and cheaper!) and it's exponentially more dangerous out there.
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I would join the catholic church if the pope promised to immediately excommunicate me, that would be so metal
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Years of Ledduce Shits
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♡Scary Kate. 🇵🇸 @katespeace.northsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tucker Carlson as a saltine cracker
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey you also slid in a Robert Plant quote in a hella satirical way and I'm here for it
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Saltpork @saltpork.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Walled gardens in tech rarely work the way people who know nothing about tech think they do. All you're creating is yet another black market and one that is so difficult to control, the efforts are effectively meaningless. An afternoon learning Klipper circumvents all of this. One day.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The perfect parody doesn't exis-
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As a Christian, seeing Luigi Mangione aggressively pushing for mutual aid scares me.
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
genx here, can confirm. boomers did this, no one else. they are the only ones with the herd mentality and demographic leverage to spread this scourge. everyone hates this but them
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
idk stick shift saved my life once when an auto wouldn't have I'll miss them, even if they're a pita day to day
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“Canciones” is one of her best. But even after all the money Linda made for her label, they hated the idea of a Spanish-language album. “You owe me this,” she said. “Canciones” was for years “the biggest-selling non-English language album in US history, going double platinum and earning a Grammy” ✨
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How Linda Ronstadt fought — and won — a battle to release the Mexican 'songs of her father'
Linda Ronstadt wanted to honor her father's Mexican heritage with an album of Spanish folk songs. Her label put up a fight. Here's what happened next.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
bitch I can’t fucking go piss in five states because of you, I don’t want to hear about encroachments on personal life
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conifer mystic suitkill @conifersuitkill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I like that this almost rhymes. Makes it easier to remember as a general life and safety practice
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