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calorie deficit kestis

@confleiks.bsky.social
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🇵🇷 • i am poor and my cat is huge • she/they • i make roblox emotes and other minutiae • occasional dog midwife • more stuff soon!!

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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller Monday, September 07,1953
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN 
SLUGGO: I HAVE AN IDEA, NANCY 
P2- THEY WALK BEHIND A WOODEN FENCE 
SLUGGO: LET’S STAND BEHIND THIS FENCE 
NANCY: WHY?
P3- SLUGGO: THIS IS LABOR DAY ---
LET'S GIVE THE BOSS AN EASY STRIP TO DRAW
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
The fall of the British Empire is wrapping up at the oddest time...
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HEY LOOK I MADE THIGN
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
EVERYBODY IS DYING EXCEPT THE ONE THAT WE WANT
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 21/08/2026
Actual footage of me right now
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Command hooks need to make a variant with tropics-proof adhesive cos not even the heavy-duty shit is holding up down here
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Sprouts 🌱 @ BLFC @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Life just be that way all the time 🙃
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Did I just hear an ad for a GLP-1 pill called Pendejo?
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Andrea González-Ramírez @andreagonram.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It truly bothers me to call San Juan an "American city" (and the video isn't even from San Juan, the location at the top says Trujillo Alto—a completely different town.) Puerto Rico is a colony of the United States. Let's be precise with our language.
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not impressed with the classic cola flavor of pop well tbh
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ordering a huge bowl of spicy ramen that leaves you sweating and open-mouth breathing and staring into the middle distance. That's the stuff
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Don't you just love it when you get made fun of as a kid for being a crybaby so now as an adult you have to hide in the back room at work while you ride out an unexpected low that literally puts you in tears
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 15/07/2026
In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.
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DapperElf @dapperelf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Jorts knew.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/07/2026
There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.
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Dana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Buster Keaton didn't stand still while a two-ton housefront collapsed on top of him with a window cut out to barely clear his shoulders on each side so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A pox on every single transphobe, especially those with the political and social power to make people’s lives better or worse who decide: hm, let’s go with WORSE. This includes not only rabid rightwingers, but also ostensible allies who cannot wait to sell out our trans brothers and sisters. POX!!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The same way that just a dozen people are behind over half of all the book bans, this entire goddamn nazi movement is a fucking handful of freaks who are loud enough in billionaire nazi sex pest social media empires to be confused with an entire crowd. This *is* their irl numbers and popularity.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i think media literacy would be solved by infrastructure like you know how on star trek everyones a genius and its largely just bc they have all their human needs met
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Lauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wish someone told me early on that the bulk of my 30s was for discovering biological DLC I didn't sign up for (I learned i have a gene that makes me more likely to develop ankylosing spondylitis and other arthritic bullshit, and i have a sneaking suspicion I'm developing a bunion on my left foot)
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Welcome to the future of video games, where consoles cost as much as the rent that the video game employees can no longer afford because they've been laid off and games no longer exist because everyone's been laid off
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 23/06/2026
It isn't slander if it's on your $14 t-shirt: eatf.art/slander
a t-shirt featuring a painting of a bird beside the text "it isn't slander if it's true, you rat-fucking piece of shit"
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We covered this: because control is the point, not the art.
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Marianne Khalil @mariannekhalil.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
sheik🌓 #ocarinaoftime #zelda
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm frankly astounded at how hard we, a social species, are trying to eliminate the 'social' aspect from our behavior
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Kiku @ SPX W15A @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
these are getting weird
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Ricochet! (not a banana) @ricochetcurl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
People love historical what if scenarios. What if JFK was never assassinated? What if the Nazis won in WW2? A scenario I never see discussed is what if the aids crisis didnt decimate the gay men of America in the 80s-90s? Its easy to forget 1 in 15 gay boomer men died. An estimated 300,000 deaths-
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 03/06/2026
There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.
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Vince Pellegri @vpellegri.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Y’all ready to help out a queer baker this Pride Month? I launched a fundraiser to take my bakery into its next chapter. Any amount is appreciated - a few bucks or what you’d spend on a cannoli. If you’re not in a position to donate, please share this post. giveahand.com/fundraiser/v...
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
one by one the dinosaurs are obliterating the human scaffolding that propped them up as giants, until all the myths that cloaked them in greatness are gone, and all that remain are pathetic, greedy little men clutching scraps
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Bless you, sharp cheddar cheese spread
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I hate it here
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 02/06/2026
THERE ARE NO TRANSPHOBES WITH HONOR. NO TRANSPHOBE WILL SEE THE GATES OF STO’VO’KOR.
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calorie deficit kestis @confleiks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy pride to all my fellow schrödinger's queers(tm) ♠️🎯
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/05/2026
let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i genuinely can't think of a time a major tech company has fucked up this badly and they actually just expect us to eat shit
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
(getting convicted of a crime i committed) The government is being weaponized against me
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That's not what "search" means. That's "talking to a chatbot" and I'm not stupid enough to want that
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