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@conchvegas.bsky.social
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Vegas @conchvegas.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Still getting my Bluesky feet wet, but from what I've seen so far the ecosystem is the same as the 'other place.' The big accounts here are doing the same numbers and the smaller accounts are still underrated. I don't expect to do any better here than over there.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/11/2024
A monstrously deformed 5th ninja turtle approaches. "What are you doing out of your cage, Picasso?" says Splinter. Then he sees the gun.
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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Twitter has become my dirty mistress, I skeet here and then slink over there for the chat rooms
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
When you realize you dress like a budget hotel hallway.
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Vegas @conchvegas.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
BlueSky feels like the walled compound in the post apocalypse but I still prefer the Mad Maxness of the 'other place.'
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Vegas @conchvegas.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
If life is hunky dory, don't stop paddling
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SneezingWithWetMascara @wetmascara.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
Leave Twitter just because it’s fallen into disrepair under terrible leadership? Babe, I was married for years to a man who never fixed one thing around the house.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
I won't beat around the bush when it comes to misuse of idioms. Sorry to rain on your parade, but I shan't let sleeping dogs lie.
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
setting realistic goals for myself
A yellow star that says "Wow! Almost"
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Putting the "imp" in improve
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Vegas @conchvegas.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
I always renew my insurance on the day it expires. I don't understand those renewal notices that exclaim YOUR INSURANCE EXPIRES IN TWENTY DAYS! RENEW IT NOW! Like wut? C'mon....
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Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I just solved an Ikea repair mystery That's like unlocking a bonus quest reward
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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Me: *pulls away from kissing, stares intently into his eyes* Your eyes are like pools of melted chocolate Him: You started your diet again, didn't you?
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
The sexual tension between me and bluesky holding invite codes for my crushes
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Vegas @conchvegas.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
So this is where Funny Twitter went. I was wondering 🤔😂
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
barbie and ken where ken is nestled tenderly in her bosom. they are holding hands
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Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
I feel like all my friends left me to go sit at the cool kids table. BUT I'M HERE, BITCHES!! and I'm bringing two servings of cafeteria fruit cocktail!!
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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
I have several Howitzer Prizes what’s the big deal
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Sarah Drasner @sarahedo.bsky.social · 24/04/2023
This is what I’m like when I see my husband
Baby Kermit with a guitarBaby Kermit playing a guitar singing “I love you bitch”
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Vegas @conchvegas.bsky.social · 18/04/2023
300 character limit? I don't know if I have that much to say 🤔
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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 17/04/2023
vim to other apps
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jordan @jdan.me · 17/04/2023
This app is pretty good but definitely needs more elon musk reply bots
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Vegas @conchvegas.bsky.social · 17/04/2023
We all have a monster in us. This is mine
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Riggs 🐍 @handle.invalid · 17/04/2023
We got here by switching our worship from nature to money
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