Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Imma be on you like little men in comically large trucks 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026No one ever asks to see me in a bikini 😔 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Alice In Hanes -greatest missed brand deal of the early 90s 020
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The worst part about aging is that I'm gonna die sooner than I was yesterday 020
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I'm trying to make bluesky my main. Most of my people aren't on here anymore. Who should I follow? 121
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Imma be on you like a wine themed T-shirt at a Marshalls 030
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Anyone else struggling with everything? 0135
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 02/01/2026What if we, and stick with me here, created a technology that absolutely no one asked for that would completely destroy the usability/enjoyment of the Internet Think Google, but wronger Facebook, but more pronazi Airline industry, but more polluting And we would stick it in EVERY FUCKING APP 063
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Wait wait wait STOP EVERYTHING 🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧 You listening? 🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧 Why is it called a clitoris and not Little Red Hiding Hood? 042
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 23/12/2025The important thing to remember is that climate change is a hoax. The weather you're feeling is definitely not real 062
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 31/10/2025We don't talk about I Can't Believe It's Not Butter enough anymore 141
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Roses are red I painted my house blue I don't think anyone Actually understands stew 030
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Dirty Dancing, but it's just someone with bad hygiene 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Anytime else provide this app like it rhymes with Rusky? 000
Reposted by Cherry Pie With A Hatdr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 24/09/2025me whenever I start telling people about my special interests 292
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025No one ever warned you how stupid facism would be 020
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Three men live together platonically All of them suck And make sure to cast a a dirty comedian, a creep, and a hot guy to play the dad and uncles. -Full House pitch 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Please sir, can I have some more engagement? 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 27/05/2025🎵 I'm bringing cringy back. You other fuckers don't know how to act 🎵 000
Reposted by Cherry Pie With A HatPinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 15/05/2025WHO WROTE THIS? 148015
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I'm the Pope of small dicks Where's my conclave?! 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I still remember thinking the Grave Dancers Union cover art was salacious 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025He Wants You Poor And Divided That's it. That explains most of this. 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Imagine spending $8 a month to ride on the Titanic *after* it started to sink 082
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Roses are red My lips are blue I thought I was alive But I ate too much goo 000
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025*must not chase last viral post* *Must not keep the same format* *Must not chase the same concept* Ugh 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025The world needs more white women making wine puns 021
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Who is your favorite BS person to follow? 010
Reposted by Cherry Pie With A HatReneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 25/03/2025The ancient Redditor in me saw this and was like: Read Long Too Didn’t Read Long 1215
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Me: I feel a whoop coming on My therapist: Me: a whoop... My therapist: Me: a whoop... My therapist: ok, we've clearly.... Me: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP My therapist: reached the end of the session... Me: COTTON CANDY SWEET AS GOLD... 020
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025My number of experiences with quicksand is way way lower than what my childhood led me to believe 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I don't give af what anyone says. Eyes and teeth should be covered by health insy 2608
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 13/03/2025They have exactly zero motivation to help you be unpoor. Everything they're doing is designed to keep you poor and exhausted. Then you can't fight back when they raid the place. 010
Cherry Pie With A Hat @cherryhat.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Burritos are just tacos that are too big to eat 010
