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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum
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Frustrated Fan @frustratedfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching the Bears go for it on 4th down instead of taking the points:
“No, Ben. No!”
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Keith Phipps @kphipps3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This episode of MURDER, SHE WROTE finds a clever way to establish it takes place in New Orleans.
Man sitting in front of t-shirts reading “Mardigras New Orleans” and “I Love Blues.”
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com Case Keenum revenge game!
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Rob.(?)(!) @barackomamba.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Jim Everett:
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
pac breaking character to complain about his football feed going out is so funny
quote tweet from the bastard pac:

WHAT THE FUCK !!! 😡 @SkySports

in response to the original tweet from Kurt Blacklock:
Why can’t I watch the Newcastle match on sky sports app. Click on Newcastle match and it shows Liverpool build up @SkySports
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 28/09/2026
The thing I'll remember most about Ben is how kind and fun he was with my kids when I'd bring them around. Ben was a generational talent inside the ring and a great dude outside of it. May you rest in and may your family find peace. ❤️
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bears fans: @kofie.bsky.social put together something far more entertaining than anything we'll have to endure Monday Night.
youtube.com
NFL Game vs Chicago Wind = Everyone loses
YouTube video by Kofie
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
on the Nitro where the Outsiders showed up and had ringside tickets, the match before they arrived had a random return for Greg Valentine in a loss to Randy Savage, and Tony and Larry speculated that maybe Greg Valentine would be the third man in six days at Bash at the Beach. could be!
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“But I was told Steph Curry wasn’t a good shooter”
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cannot explain how badly I need that Mr. Ass x H8 Club shirt to actually be made so I can purchase it
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 25/09/2026
Hey all! Be sure to check out the latest Podcast: The Ride! I join Mike and Jason to talk about my family's trip to Jellystone! pod.link/1296636702/e...
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Yogi Bear's Jellystone Park™ Camp-Resorts with Ian Riccaboni
Listen to Yogi Bear's Jellystone Park™ Camp-Resorts with Ian Riccaboni from Podcast: The Ride wherever you get your podcasts!
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The last thing my burrito hears
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'96 Greg Maddux in the dugout lookin like that dork Eric that Sluggo hates
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEBRASKA 🫵🏻 (Don’t look at who they’ve played)
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
finally somewhere to put the Clemson-South Carolina game this year
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ralph Wiggum explaining he saw the baby looking at him to his bleary parent
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate to hand it to Hulk here but what a worker not taking any bump at all on the RKO
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Vince Guerrieri @vinceguerrieri.com · 20/09/2026
The contract's been signed, so I can officially proclaim this: Book number 4 is on the way. "The Cleveland That Might Have Been: Grand Plans, Failed Dreams, and Crackpot Schemes" is with Gray Publishing, and it will hopefully be out fall 2027.
A proposed Frank Gehry-designed headquarters for Progressive Insurance in downtown Cleveland.The Hexatron, a domed stadium in downtown Cleveland.A proposed jetport, built on a man-made island in Lake Erie.The proposed Cleveland People Mover.
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Broncos invited Tim Tebow back as a special guest for this week’s game. I’m legitimately stunned considering how that relationship ended.
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think the most Browns thing to happen would be them beating Baker and Tampa this week, deciding to stick with Deshaun, and then losing all the other games he starts
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
Leisurely jogging through the valley of the shadow of death
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the library is the most sacred of public institutions
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
True, but it’d make those events a lot more interesting
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NEBRASKA RANKED 🫵🏻
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is something the Browns or Jets would do. Terrible value here.
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 20/09/2026
you'd think they'd be packed to the rafters to see two middling teams from america's fourth best college football conference
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I agree! Now make that an actual realistic option for everyone
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I can’t wait for you, Chris, and Felix to break down “Tony From New York’s” call into Mancow
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ben @benrs.uk · 17/09/2026
good morning
APStylebook • @APStylebook • 16h

We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.

AP The Associated Press 
Replying to @APStylebook

The use of "the French" in this tweet by @AP was inappropriate and has caused unintended offense. An updated tweet is upcoming.
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The way Joe Buck changed his public perception over the course of his career is honestly shocking. I think a lot had to do with his talk show being so terrible and he started showing emotion on big plays and stopped trying to emulate his dad (and Pat Summerall it felt like)
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Something out of @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com’s Immaculate Grid
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me when I watched Pete & Pete
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
O Captain! My Captain!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This doesn’t seem ethical
Sign that says “BABY BOY SALE,” with address edited out
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Bears have how many points @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com???
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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Right now all across the country thousands of football fans are pulling on their favorite team’s jerseys, loading their families into their cars, and making their way to an NFL stadium where they’ll be involved in a drunken, violent, life-ruining fistfight.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/heat...
Whole class cheering after Bart says the line
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes popping an entire bubble with one line has to be added to his resume
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me watching the Jazz the season after Malone and Stockton left
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bart Simpson: What an odd thing to say
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Brandon @collard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me not understanding the plot of Tuck Everlasting
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