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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Texas football don’t you dare do this to me

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Surgeon playing the GoT soundtrack in the OR is a first for me

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i watch what i eat bc toxins can seep into your breast milk and i don’t want to poison my cat

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If I didn’t already know I was in a Walmart, someone having 3 Doors Down’s “Kryptonite” as a ring tone would have given it away

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I think if a soccer match is tied 0-0 at the end of the second half, it should go straight to penalties. If it’s at least 1-1, the current extra time rules are fine, but after 90 minutes of a scoreless game, we don’t need 30 more minutes. It’s too much

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

When the referee goes over to a player seemingly writhing in pain on the ground to talk to him, I like to imagine he starts the conversation like this: “Are you actually injured or are you being a little bitch?” Then if the player is like “he fouled me!” He goes, “ok so a little bitch then”

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Why is Ream in this match still (at all)

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Has there been a more useless graphic in sports broadcasting than this World Cup momentum tracker?

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Got hit with the BlueSky age verification prompt (in Texas) and couldn’t log in all day. And the system is borked and won’t let you do it even if you wanted to. But then I found out ad blockers can bypass it for now, so that’s nice. Next step will be a different client to access I guess

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Doc Hammertime @dochammertime.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The Spurs told ESPN that Jalen Brunson is going to have patch things up with San Antonio following last weeks finals victory

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Everyone likes to say, “don’t become a statistic” But did you know that 100% of people will become a statistic? More than one statistic even

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I just dropped an unused Flonase in the toilet. How is your morning going?

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I move back to Central Texas in less than a week and I cannot wait to eat all the texmex again 🥹

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

As a former professional brewer, I feel compelled to weigh in on the beer discourse: -Miller Lite sucks -Coors original is the best macro -Sierra Nevada pale ale is the greatest of all time -Current fave is the Costco lager Drink what you want, I don’t care. Just don’t publish dumb takes about it

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/05/2026

It was not that long ago when government agencies had their own websites - and actually updated them. It is high time governments returned to controlling their own online presence instead of handing it over to genocidal maniacs like Elon Musk.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

To help mitigate my wife’s stress a *little bit* about me riding on public roads, I told her the truth: I ride my bike like every car is explicitly trying to kill me. And this vigilance has bled over to how I drive my car, too. Cycling has made me a far safer and more defensive driver.

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Graduation yesterday: ✅ Boards today: ✅ Colin, DNP, CRNA 🥳 🍻

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Niche Neega @strange.blacksky.app · 09/05/2026

They gave him an award and called him an environmental activist lmaooo

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Jesus I did not need to see the replay of the Giro crash they just showed

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Stop talking about the dumb man named after the adjective form the collarbone. I don’t care about this man.

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Disney adults should be studied for science

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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

this other angle, is also something that should be well known

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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Want people to remember he brought this up in the context of adhd

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Ne’er a truer word been spoken

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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/05/2026

okay this is genuinely hilarious to me, this is someone who has clearly never once visited Bluesky, The App That Hates Chuck Schumer (TM) even a little bit

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I’m sorry, but I can’t get over the governor more or less reading my posts aloud to the entire state in the same way I explain things to my not-online wife. Dude even left in the part about the bomb-ass breakfast burritos.

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

One of these days I will get rid of my Half-Life, Half-Life 2, Diablo, Diablo 2, StarCraft, and Brood War CDs instead of packing them up for another move. But today is not that day.

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The people inside Costco will destroy your faith in humanity but the people in the gas line at Costco will restore it

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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 27/04/2026

THERAPIST: 2003 Video Game LeBron isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. 2003 VIDEO GAME LEBRON:

LeBron James as depicted in NBA Shootout 2004 — very blocky

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

We’ve become way too inured to the constant violence because of all of the people in power who revel in it. What a joyless, artless, sexless, rudderless country we became so fast.

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I want to become a Live Music Guy but so many shows start at 8pm or later and that’s when I turn into a sleepy baby

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

When a jacket's armhole is too low or not properly shaped for the wearer, it can restrict movement. This can force the shoulder pad to lift off the body. Good tailoring should allow for free and comfortable movement, making the garment look natural on you.

Jesse Waters is wearing a blue suit while raising his his arm. The low armhole is forcing the shoulder pad to lift off his body.

James Cagney is wearing a suit while dancing. He's jumping mid-air and raising his arm. Since the armhole is cut correctly for his body, the jacket stays almost totally still, even as he's moving. He looks much more elegant than Waters in this sense.

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

They’re calling it the greatest article ever written

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

This Paris-Roubaix is nuts so far. Did they just say Tadej is in his 4th bike?? I guess I missed his first bike change

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

This doesn’t even get around to touching on all the glass, nails, screws, metal scraps, and other debris that ends up settling in the shoul… I mean “bike lane”

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

A sip of the drink and a breath hold until Artemis communication comes back

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

My favorite Miles Davis is Miles Davis from jazz

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

As of yesterday, I am officially done with CRNA school clinical. Next time I administer anesthesia, I’ll be getting paid for it please clap

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