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C🌮lin

@colin1.bsky.social
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Dogs, bikes, and anesthesia

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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think it’s just the fact that Texas beat the #1 team and is undefeated. They kind of had to keep them at #1 until a loss. They would do this for any team in this scenario
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Texas football don’t you dare do this to me
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That and the roughing the passer were both complete crap
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was just reading a thread yesterday full of Flanagan hate, and I wanted to be like are we talking about the same Mike Flanagan? Because I think he’s great
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Surgeon playing the GoT soundtrack in the OR is a first for me
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought this was @horsedisc.bsky.social at first
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did the tiger half or the shark half do the biting?
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh hey me too (Penetrating my body with harp strings)
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If not I, that is. See my blood sugar is so low I need spaghetti I can’t be trusted with a gun
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is so me I you replaced the gun with the spaghetti I’m about to heat up
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I like this from the guy who found it. How many cat owners do you think have thought, “this cat is wild! I can’t take care of this!”
The cat had been brought in by a man living in a community in the forest near La Paz who had mistaken the cat for a domestic kitten, according to details recorded by the sanctuary. He had fed the animal noodles, rice and eggs, only to realize it was wild and that he could not take care of it.
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I dunno, sounds pretty mid
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They’re great friends. To my not-great-lip-reading eyes, it looked like Shelton said, “I love you, man” when they first hug. Love it and love them both. Fingers crossed for Sunday
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i watch what i eat bc toxins can seep into your breast milk and i don’t want to poison my cat
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nooobani knows the trouble I’ve seeen
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I abstained (was too lazy to click the link)
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have good news: I didn’t vote for you
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I didn’t already know I was in a Walmart, someone having 3 Doors Down’s “Kryptonite” as a ring tone would have given it away
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I haven’t tried an annual pilgrimage, but I definitely felt like I was missing something when I gave it a go years ago. Like are all my friends who raved about this just pulling a prank on me?
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The best plate
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Seeing that post and thinking about Mt Washington was what made me look up this list. Only one Colorado peak is more prominent than it
en.wikipedia.org
List of the most prominent summits of the United States - Wikipedia
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I think if a soccer match is tied 0-0 at the end of the second half, it should go straight to penalties. If it’s at least 1-1, the current extra time rules are fine, but after 90 minutes of a scoreless game, we don’t need 30 more minutes. It’s too much
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We learned that, and brace yourself for this… FIFA is corrupt
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is where I’m at. I also think it’s disingenuous to wail “they shouldn’t have sent him off for that.” They only sent him off because he already had a yellow card. If you do two yellow worthy offenses, you earned a send-off even though you didn’t do a red card worthy offense. Thems the breaks
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Colonoscopy?
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When the referee goes over to a player seemingly writhing in pain on the ground to talk to him, I like to imagine he starts the conversation like this: “Are you actually injured or are you being a little bitch?” Then if the player is like “he fouled me!” He goes, “ok so a little bitch then”
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why is Ream in this match still (at all)
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Has there been a more useless graphic in sports broadcasting than this World Cup momentum tracker?
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Got hit with the BlueSky age verification prompt (in Texas) and couldn’t log in all day. And the system is borked and won’t let you do it even if you wanted to. But then I found out ad blockers can bypass it for now, so that’s nice. Next step will be a different client to access I guess
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s because this account thinks Culver’s is fancy
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Doc Hammertime @dochammertime.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Spurs told ESPN that Jalen Brunson is going to have patch things up with San Antonio following last weeks finals victory
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone likes to say, “don’t become a statistic” But did you know that 100% of people will become a statistic? More than one statistic even
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I bet there are going to be some wild rain totals from this
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pretty much nonstop
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What am I a gymologist
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
As long as you’re not guffawing
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ok don’t laugh but I want to buy your humerus
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sounds like I did CRNA school where you did PA school. So often I thought: y’all act like you’ve never done this before despite the fact that this program is decades old. I left a few scathing evals but they were short bc every time I was too exhausted to unload all my thoughts which they deserved
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Long cat is long
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This is what we count on you for
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
In the 7th grade, I lost one when I was tasked with spelling cabbage. In my cockiness, I thought, “wow what a gimme,” before confidently blurting out: C-A-G-G-A-G-E
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They heard you
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I admit, I’m a sucker for an A+ sandwich place, be it trendy or not
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I just dropped an unused Flonase in the toilet. How is your morning going?
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I move back to Central Texas in less than a week and I cannot wait to eat all the texmex again 🥹
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Fun and weird is the best combo
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Omar Little from The Wire with a speech bubble to make it look like he is saying the quoted post
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
As a former professional brewer, I feel compelled to weigh in on the beer discourse: -Miller Lite sucks -Coors original is the best macro -Sierra Nevada pale ale is the greatest of all time -Current fave is the Costco lager Drink what you want, I don’t care. Just don’t publish dumb takes about it
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C🌮lin @colin1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I keep some Herbsaint in a little spray bottle precisely for making Sazeracs. One spritz is just perfect to coat the glass. It’s just the best cocktail
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