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F5 Fitzgerald

@colelandfarer.bsky.social
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Trying every day to make 41 look youthful despite being a tire-fire of a human being. Animal lover, socialist, poly-adjacent. My kids: @duchessartemis.bsky.social @mightykingapollo.bsky.social @ktnmightyaphrodite.bsky.social

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I just wanna hug that kitty and say its gonna be ok…” 😔 Reddit: u/Radgewt
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PAUL NEWMAN — who left us 18yrs ago today, aged 83 — at Griffith Park Zoo, Los Angeles in 1956
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The "ninja lemur" of Madagascar is the sifaka, a famous primate known for its unique sideways-bouncing ground dance and massive acrobatic leaps. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This vet clinic has a resident nurse cat named Rico, and he takes his job seriously with every injured kitten that comes in.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dolly Parton and television host Graham Norton riding water tubes together during a segment from the 2002 special Graham Goes to Dollywood. “Islands in the Stream”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Why are young men so lonely? They're not showering and they're drinking their own urine, so I'm not sure what else they could do to attract women."
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Brothers and Sisters. Postcard from my collection, 1905.
Black and white photo of four short haired kittens. Two of them are tuxedo tabbies’s and two of them are white with tabby patches. They’re in a little tableau on a table with books and a jewelry box or humidor. Text at the bottom says "brothers and sisters".
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thursday morning calisthenics with this peacock spider: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have some Goats.😍
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
GASTON: when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large ME: alright GASTON: but now that im grown i eat FIVE dozen eggs— ME: you know what man think im gonna head to the next tavern
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Mighty King Apollo @mightykingapollo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A perfect pair ❤️
An orange and a gray tabby cuddle together in a heart shaped pattern
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Mighty Aphrodite @ktnmightyaphrodite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Learning to do the hand jive, honestly.
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Duchess Artemis @duchessartemis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"I. Love. Crack." - Artemis, probably
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Mighty King Apollo @mightykingapollo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🎵 "Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious..." 🎵 Totally in no way spreading his scent all over whatever he can find like a menace 😂
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Mighty Aphrodite @ktnmightyaphrodite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Father, no, you cannot do work on Fridays. Get off your laptop, only I can be on your laptop on Fridays." Thanks for trying, kid ❤️
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Duchess Artemis @duchessartemis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🎵 but in your dreams whatever they be, Dream a little dream of me...🎵
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Mighty Aphrodite @ktnmightyaphrodite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Best brooder this side of the Mississippi. #cat #cats #meow #tuxedocat
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com. Inspired by recent news about the SpudCell. NS subscribers can read about it here: www.newscientist.com/article/2532...
Title: The artificial cell's diary 

Panel 1: An oval green cell with a face opens its eyes. 
Caption: Woke up to the scientists discussing whether I was alive or just exhibiting some of the symptoms.

Panel 2: The cell looks thoughtful
Caption: A bit heavy for first thing in the morning.

Panel 3: The cell eats some little dots in the liquid around it.
Caption: Had a swim, then ate some of the molecule soup that I live in. My day is pretty much all soup-based.

Panels 4: The cell looks uncomfortable
Caption: Then I began to feel rather odd.

Panel 5 and 6: the cell hseems to be splitting in two
Caption: But, I saved the big news for last: 

Panel 7: The cell smiles. A new, smaller cell smiles back.
Caption: I made a new friend!
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Babydoll Southdown Sheep, a breed known for its small size and docile temperament They are commonly kept as pets and are popular for use in vineyards and orchards for natural weed control.
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Captain Revo @captainrevo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This World Cup bracket graphic is a banger.
The World Cup knockout stages brackets in a circle, with 32 flags around the edge, with the winning flags (so far only Canada) progressing deeper into the circle.
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Diddlysquat @vimfuego18.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Norway celebrating Viking style after their 3-2 win over Senegal and going through to knockout stage. 🤣Brilliant!! 🇳🇴
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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cats 🐈 - Dance-along with their hoomans. Let's not forget who's the real star of the show 😸😽 #cats #dancing #diva
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Mr. MORBIDson🍁 @mutantmuseum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
ZELDA GAMES IN THE MARKETING: Embark on a grand and stately adventure. ZELDA GAMES WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY PLAYING THEM: Check out this annoying little clown guy. Your mission is to put up with his bullshit.
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Mighty Aphrodite @ktnmightyaphrodite.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm told she's an apex predator, really.
Aphrodite on a boxGetting closer Oh god she's coming right for us
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Duchess Artemis @duchessartemis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Why yes, I do feel ✨️bonita✨️
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Mighty King Apollo @mightykingapollo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A little ray of sunshine
A lovely beautiful ginger cat in the sunSide profile of a cat relaxing in the sunTop down view of a ginger cat relaxing on an infinity scratcherA cat happily lounging in the sun once more
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
this man wears other sea creatures as a hat
Far friendlier in appearance was the sponge crab (Sphaerodromia brizops), known for its habit of wearing marine invertebrates like a hat. (Supplied: Museums Victoria/Benjamin Healley)
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
RIP Mulligan. Went to the big Drumstick ice cream cone in the sky last night. (He loved those.) Everybody should have a family cat live over 20 years, so you can remember all of the versions of yourself and family that he saw over that time. He was sweet to the end.
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Scientists have discovered a tiny blue octopus lurking beneath the waters near the Galápagos Islands. About the size of a golf ball, the newly identified deep-sea species was found nearly 1,800 meters below the surface during an expedition in the Pacific Ocean.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
pawg•tarts
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Josh Mayfield @bean525.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com
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Star Trek Title Card Generator
Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"bluesky is an upscale mall" *nods knowingly* Forever 38
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
COSTCO: here, try this ME: oh yummy COSTCO: so you like it? ME: yes, it's delicious COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win a game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know this now.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/05/2026
Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground theonion.com/spirit-airlines-resume…
Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground
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F5 Fitzgerald @colelandfarer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Oh my childe @ktnmightyaphrodite.bsky.social , why must you be so adorable it physically hurts? 🥹
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Morning Kittens
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026
your grandparents voting for reagan
Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"
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⚜️ Royal Blood ⚜️ @royalblood1.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Night ✨ has fallen upon Paris 🇫🇷
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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Orange cats are a whole vibe. 🥰😂🤣
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