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Chris D

@cognerd.bsky.social
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Cognitive neuroscience professor focusing on #concussion and public health. #Philly native sports (and #NUFC) fan in Colorado. Runner. Dad. #psychscisky #neurosky #skobuffs #flyeaglesfly Views are my own.

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Simon Dean @ihategod.bsky.social · 10h
Thanks for that Mr Tate You utter piece of shit
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tim Sherwood tells Lewis Hall to "shut up" re: his "heavy shirt" comments. Only one meme comes to mind... #nufc
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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
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Shawn Milrad @shawnmilrad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I attended Cornell 175 years ago (Hello Ezra ole buddy) but I remember enough and know enough people who still work in Ithaca services that… I think I still can say however bad you think the “culture” is there by reading this week, it’s likely exponentially worse.
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#TedLasso mini-spoiler: did you all catch the soundtrack from All The President’s Men when Higgins was investigating the share sales? Writing on his yellow legal pad? Underground meeting with cigarette? “Did you come alone?” And “Follow the….” Amazing homage.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
In which Eric Schmitt, rumored candidate for VP in an (ugh) JD Vance 2028 presidential run, pre-emptively loses 22 electoral votes in Georgia and Iowa
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Aaron Bracy @aaronbracy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Through 3 games, #Eagles have committed 19 penalties for a loss of 136 yards.
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Based on EPA per drive, that's the Eagles' worst offensive performance of the last four seasons. 9 possessions: 4 punts, 3 turnovers, 1 failed 4th down, 1 TD.
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles have zero positive EPA per drive through 3 games? That seems bad. #FlyEaglesFly
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sunday Night Football making me do trigonometry. 
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna use this quote next time I teach confirmation bias. 😂#FlyEaglesFly
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would rather see the Broncos win for my friends, but that was not pass interference, and also he caught the ball in bounds.
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maresca leaving Chelsea is hilarious at the minute.
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Ronan D. Donnellan @ro-di-dendron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean, anything less than that would just be ridiculous? I think there's an argument to send them to League 2. But ultimately, that will be up to the EFL really. I can see why they could be keen though. Oldham and Fleetwood might fancy the numbers on the gate.
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Dennis Mersereau 🛰️ @wxdam.com · 26/09/2026
My goodness, this nor'easter is a looker from space today. 😍
A visible satellite image of the nor'easter off the East Coast on Saturday afternoon.
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Pod on the Tyne @podonthetyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yamal needed a penalty to get a goal when he was up against Lewis Hall. #justsaying
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Darren @nufc86.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only one thing for it…
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CRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Harry Kane, you missed a penalty - why? #ENGESP #NationsLeague
Alan Partridge says, “- BOB MARINER, YOU MISSED THE PENALTY, WHY?”
Mariner replies, “EH, YEAH ALAN, IT WAS A BAD ONE.”
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Billy Bell @billybell99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lewis Hall would never. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lewis Hall would never #nufc
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday without Newcastle United attacking my mental health *shudder* #nufc
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Lionel Hutz's Rainbow Vision
ALT: Lionel Hutz's Rainbow Vision
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Darren @nufc86.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean I’ve done the lawn. Gutted the house. Went for a run. Done some illustrating. Done a full wash. You can tell there is no football on 🥱 #nufc
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Amanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seen a few fans from other clubs using the man city situation to berate #nufc don’t know about anyone else but I block on sight. Life’s too short.
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wonder how many points they'll deduct from forest and everton after this verdict #nufc
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Queen Rhaenyra with Jace in Season 3 House of the Dragon. Whew. Great acting.
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Kev Lawson @editkev.football · 25/09/2026
The rules are protectionist and have been gerrymandered by the heritage “big clubs” and should be changed. Throughout history of football, whoever invested the most means has won. What should be changed is nation states not being allowed to own clubs via any instrument.
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Kev Lawson @editkev.football · 25/09/2026
A reminder that nearly all of the big clubs rejoicing this verdict wanted to join the Super League which would have broken competitive fairness in football forever. It’s not about that. Never has been. Just protectionism of the status quo.
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Simon Jeffrey @simonjeffrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stick covenants on the ground or whatever, ensure creditors aren't stiffed, but let foreign billionaires lose fortunes to overpaid players (and 50% to taxman). Mike Ashley was a careful steward of NUFC according to FFP/PSR/SCR fans. There are much worse things than administration in football.
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hmm, bet City won't be forced to swap Elliot Anderson for a third choice Greek goalkeeper. #NUFC
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crj1977.bsky.social @crj1977.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Turns out not having Aramco sponsor the home dressing room for a billion a year wasn't such a bad thing.... #NUFC
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mad dog / Wham shirt.
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some feel good stuff in my replies here 😎🖤🤍 #nufc If he ever sets foot in SJP again (and I hope he comes say hello soon) hes gotta have a roof-raising reception (as long as hes not managing someone else.. )
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ToonWolf @toonwolfy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What I really liked about his seagulls response was that it was obvious what he meant, but the media still portrayed it like he was talking gibberish
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unrelated to his totally correct stance here, can you imagine what social media would be like today if Eric Cantona had done his “When seagulls follow the trawler…” routine in this environment? Just unimaginable chaos.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eric Cantona has slammed Jim Ratcliffe following his latest comments on immigration. The United legend says he wouldn't have signed if Ratcliffe had been a co-owner of the club in 1992. #MUFC
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Perfectly said. #nufc
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Geordie Jack @central163.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love this man #NUFC
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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Newcastle United (@NUFC) That pass from Ben Arfa 🤯 t.co/7EcjI3SWzD
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Amanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Joelinton is the best. Absolutely love what he said about Bruno G. “Wish him all the best, remember him for the good things he did for the club, he’s a great player, but when he comes to St James, he can’t have a good time, we will be waiting for him “ #nufc
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David Mittelman @dmittelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I actually think “gentle reminder” is always already weaponized and I hate it in all conceivable contexts, but what you have demonstrated is that its awfulness comes in degrees I had not imagined.
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just got a YouTube ad for cycling wine tours of Italy and if it wasn’t already obvious, I am definitely under performing my projected demographic income. 
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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Junk science journals: I do not need a 'gentle reminder' about your spam invitation for a guest editor spot for a special edition.
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Diana Yeow👩🏻‍💼 @dy158.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another way of looking at #NUFC ‘s eventual winner against #HullCity back on Saturday, from another angle. #NEWHUL
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
more granularly, the mistake was ceasing to treat streaming as an addition to/replacement for the home video market, and treating it as a replacement for broadcast/cable premieres. streaming could conceivably have worked for the former, there's no universe where it can replace the latter
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My best guess is that, since streaming isn't profitable for anyone except Netflix (last I checked, anyway), they want to head off shareholder outrage over a potential stall in Eternally Rising Profits by once again punishing customers.
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The Alternate Historian @althistorian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not sure why anyone would buy the top or premium plan when you remove one of the biggest selling points.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Rich @richgooner1886.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Spurs are bottom of the Premier League.
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nick doesnt forget he's one of us #nufc
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