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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Gonna use this quote next time I teach confirmation bias. 😂#FlyEaglesFly

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Did someone really block me for posting about Allan St. Maximin? Or is this bot unreliable? #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My dude, whoever you are, get a grip. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Thanks. This is absolute malfeasance.

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

LOL. I thought of this...though 20 is a a bit harsh.

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I was working during the league cup game against West Brom. I’m not sure what social media manager thought this update was a clever “Price” pun, but I had a 45 second panic attack that we suffered a serious injury. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

LOL, what AI slop. Son vs [the rat] for this week's preview of Newcastle-Spurs. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Me, right now to #nufc leadership.....

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If you hike in the mountains, you eventually encounter the term and experience of 'false summits': you think you're at the top but the viewing angle concealed yet another more arduous peak to climb. Well, this Bruno saga had enough false summits to top Everest. Can't wait til it's done. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Imagine winning your first PL title in a generation and spending the summer transfer window trolling other teams. Such loser juice. The reason people slate online Ars supporters. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

This man would have anaphylaxis to pepper. I can only imagine what would happen if he tasted paprika or turmeric.

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Is it finally the right transfer window to make this happen? #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Newcastle trying to sign a player the last two years. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Newcastle United Director of Football Ross Wilson every time a selling team and player agent is dragging out a deal. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Some pretty funny insights on transfer window in the last @podonthetyne.bsky.social from @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social . He and Luke Edwards gave 60-70% chance of signing Johan Manzambi but pointed out the "contradictory" interests of other transfer window parties. Definitely worth your time. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

So Jimmy Stewart was a brigadier general in the Air Force apparently?

A plaque of Jimmy Stewart at the rank of Brigadier General of the Air Force

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I did not even remember this, but apparently a similar incident was forgiven for Cristiano at the last World Cup. Feels like a combination of Messi's identical unpunished nearly identical incident and (let's be real) a desire to keep US TV ratings high: #WorldCup

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

There is something funny about signing a 6 year deal when you weaseled out of the last 4 years of your current contract, no? #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

As a Sixers fan, maybe this will comfort you:

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The US would not have this striker due to birthright citizenship if it were up to the 4 blood and soil nationalists on the Supreme Court. Glad to have Folarin Balogun instead. #WorldCup #Usmnt

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

It’s literally a simpsons meme

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

In America, most of the World Cup coverage has been mediocre but i much prefer this way of looking at possession. I’m not sure which company produces them. It seems much more ecologically valid than ones that are forced to total 100%.

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I saw this trending and assumed he got in a verbal tiff with the guy from Law and Order.

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Do I love Australia and Australians? Yes. Will I possibly be posting Bart Vs. Australia mens for the next 2 hours? Also yes. #USMNT

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

A first for me. Bear showed up on my Colorado street just as I finished walking the dogs. There are many places in Colorado that have frequent bear visits, but this is not one of them.

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Some Ben Simmons news from the other place that I have not verified because it is too hilarious for fact checking. #sixers

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Third-party ticket sites in the US are such a scam. One of my wife’s favorite Indie artists who is pretty niche, Lord Huron, had Red Rocks tickets for sale starting at $300. Ain’t nobody paying $300 for Lord Huron. Same for Austria-Jordan. Can’t wait for these prices to plummet.

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Who do I report an internet-based threat to? ;) #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It feels like Livramento has been reading his own press clippings. All over the place positionally on the defensive end the last couple matches. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

How many Monday mornings in a row are they gonna fall for this?

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Love to see the shithousing make a return. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

George Harrison’s Apple Essentials photo looks so Gen Z hipster coded.

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Not only is he a yard off side, but Newcastle defenders are on the 18 yard box. As if the linesman needed help with a giant ruler and he still got it wrong. #nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

A Newcastle supporter’s version of hell: perpetually defending a one goal lead away from home in extra time. 😂#nufc

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

The Athletic’s score tracker is trying to ramp my anxiety? Match still going ? #nufc @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social @georgecaulkin.bsky.social

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Man. Imagine these jabronis sticking their fingers in you chili. I guess they got tired of only screwing up the passing game. #FlyEaglesFly

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Sean McVay using timeouts.

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Chris D @cognerd.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Hmmm. It always seems like *someone* is hurt, but I didn’t realize it was that bad. #nufc

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