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Darrenrfarmer

@darrenrfarmer.bsky.social
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NUFC. Hanoi. Gym. Poet.

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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No hate but genuinely, what do arsenal fans see in saka? Why is he considered a top RW?I don't get it? Doesn't do that much for arsenal but has to start for england? #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Am I missing something? The new crest looks basically the same as the old one... #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Italian fraud won't shut the fuck up about yamal, anyone would think he's a paid shill, or just really wants to bed him #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wonder how many points they'll deduct from forest and everton after this verdict #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All those that wrote off wilcock, where are you now? #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For what it's worth, I don't think we're getting relegated this season #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Absolutely assured if that was Howes game, wed have lost 3-2 #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the second half we absolutely did not deserve anything, take the three points, move on, feel like that'll be said a lot this season #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My hate watch is losing 3-0 to Brighton and Newcastle (currently) winning, today has been a good day, might do the lottery #nufc
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Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
GOAL - Chema Andrés Brighton 3-0 Arsenal
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Miley could genuinely convert to RB, he looks so much more balanced, composed and comfortable in that position #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Put pardo on pens #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the weakest penalties ever taken.... #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pardos pressing is delicious #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Horny got lucky as fuck there #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pardo is playing as the 9 not wissa right? #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We look absolutely solid #nufc
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Dean @toonlad9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Harvey Barnes has been unreal so far
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sat by myself in a bia hoi on the outskirts of Hanoi absolutely loving life #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
YOU'RE MY LEWIS HAAAAALLLLL #NUFC
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man, willock just keeps proving people wrong aye #nufc
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Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tottenham after their first five Premier League games this season: 0 wins 2 draws 3 losses 8 goals conceded 2 goals scored
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please, please, please keep de zerbi so we can finally see those entitled cunts go down #nufc
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 19/09/2026
You Mags 👊
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Newcastle United @newcastleunited.com · 19/09/2026
HOWAY THE LADS! ✊
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Depending on the outcome against hull city, I'll either be incredibly glad there's no (real) football for 3 weeks or depressed #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still celebrating woltemade scoring #nufc
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Scott Daley @scottdaley86.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Waking up after a defeat is always shite. But this season is going to be full of speed bumps. A learning curve for a new, young squad and manager. Chance to put it right on Saturday #NUFC
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seen so many fans (luckily not on bluesky) calling MJ a fraud etc. after six fucking weeks into a job, with a squad with an average age of 10, most of whom haven't had any experience, this is why Newcastle can't have a slither of success, because we have some of the thickest fucking fans #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What a bloody dcoreline to wake up to #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Remember a few years back all the sky pundits saying Ipswich would surprise everyone and they'll be the dark horses, they said the same thing about Coventry this season, turns out they don't know fuck all, who'd have thunk it? #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#freepalestine 🇵🇸
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Breaking from Newcastle chat, all day and everyday, fuck Israel and absolutely fuck Zionism
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JCMartinofBA @jcmartinofba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Left- Israel IDF beat up an elderly Jewish man for being against Israel and Zionism. Right- Israel murdered 10 year old Obaida by shooting him in the chest in his tent in Gaza in front of his mother.
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
By the way, who would've thought a year ago, wed be missing osula this much? Geeza has improved leaps and bounds #nufc
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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Newcastle United (@NUFC) Lot of love for Hally 🥰 A Day In The Life of Lewis Hall is now airing on our YouTube ✍️🍿 t.co/2Q0vLqsYRz
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Scoring with three touches in style 💫 Anthony Elanga wins Guinness Goal of the Month for August for his solo finish against Spurs 🙌
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At this point, does hall take out a restraining order? #nufc
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NUFCBlog.co.uk @nufcblog.co.uk · 11/09/2026
😍 Allan Saint-Maximin 🖤🤍 “𝑵𝒆𝒘𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒃, 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆. “𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒏𝒐 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕. 𝑰’𝒎 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍. 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒓 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒈𝒖𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎.” #NUFC
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Updated the kid, now to update the bike #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I SAID MAYBE, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME, AND AFTER ALL, YOU'RE MY LEWIS HALL #nufc
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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🚨 Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Lewis Hall from Manchester United. Hall leaves Old Trafford after a hugely successful spell consisting of several tweets, two edits and zero appearances. Welcome to St. James' Park, Lewis! 🖤🤍
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kinda fits #nufc
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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I once rejected a bid of £15M for Jacob Murphy even though he was 31 years old and only had a year left on his contract. #nufc
Bob Mortimer reading a card on Would I Lie To You
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Surely bamba gets a look in tonight, right? #nufc
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~Amy~ ⚽️🥅🏟️ @irishgeordy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#NUFC
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Karl urban wasn't nominated for best on screaan drama because vhe was featured in the extended edition of LOTR and to me, it's the biggest robbery of all time
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The toon army in Vietnam #nufc
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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How can we simultaneously have no defence, no midfield and no attack #nufc
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Darrenrfarmer @darrenrfarmer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is the curse at home a generational thing? #nufc
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