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Simon Sharples

@coltturner.bsky.social
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Rain dog - Writing, horror, film, NUFC.

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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have lost a Geordie, British and wrestling icon. What a talent.
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Paul NUFC @nufcpaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only 40 years old as well, bloody hell that’s devastating news. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/spo...
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British wrestling star Pac dies suddenly aged 40 as tributes flood in
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On no planet is O’Reily better than Hall. #engesp
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lewis Hall would never #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If we can beat Hull with children and half our team dead what’s every one else’s excuse? #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Great three points but the game basically became this film. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even if we draw and god forbid lose I think this has been a bit of a course correction. Much more control (first half), more chances and shots. Please just win though lads! #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every one close your eyes and think about how incredible Sean Steur will be at 21. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can just kick people in the head now lads. Any kick boxers free agents? #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Toure over Murphy though Elanga’s injury. It’s got to be. #nufc
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Jake Oliver @jolivernyc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Eddie Howe were in the dugout people would be losing their minds. Leeds are going through us like a knife through butter, and we have no ideas going forward other than trying to play balls over the top. This has been abysmal #NUFC
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get Murphy off immediately #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yup absolutely garbage. We have offered absolutely nothing. Really worrying. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lads and lasses I’m worried we are absolutely garbage. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’d love a shot on goal honestly #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This performance has been so bad I’m actually worried about the rest of the season. Jesus. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does Joe Willock have incriminating photos of Mattias Jaissle? #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ll come drag Willock and Murphy off myself if I have to. MJ has to get over this weird obsession with Willock. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is absolutely hideous #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WHO THE FUCK IS TRAINING FUCKING CORNERS!?!!? #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s interesting is that most other teams consider having a corner a good thing. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pawson is Pawsoning #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Big Stevie Cool @bigsteviecool.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
According to the UK government... Terrorists: Not Terrorists:
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John Milton @geordioca.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just remembered that time Barnes was through on goal to nab the winner but the ref whistled cos the defender fell down. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The fact the pundits can’t understand why the referee is getting booed shows why no fucker watches their analysis and instead watch animal videos or 12 year old morons’ opinions on YouTube at half time instead. #tntsports #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll take a point after that tragedy of a performances. We are desperate for a more athletic centre back who can run AND kick at the same time. I massive mistake not getting one in. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My head is gonna fall of with this referee. It’s every time we play Bournemouth. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finally a Bournemouth yellow card after foul upon foul upon foul. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every time we play Bournemouth the ref lets them kick the shit out of us and hold us but the minute we breath on them it’s a free kick. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was about to say take Barnes off. I’m about to say take Willock off… #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of those matches you can see the officials are gonna give us nothing already. Predictable. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When you read opposition fans ‘opinions’ on social media you kind of understand why there was this urge to kick the shit out of them during the heights of hooliganism. Perfectly understandable behaviour in my eyes #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know it’s done but Madeley or whatever the bald refs name is is an absolute cunt. Actively trying to cost us the game. Cop looking prick. PGMOL are nonces part deux. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Woltemade gets absolutely nothing from referees, its absolutely criminal. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This has been an absolutely rotten performance. So much to work on before the weekend. Really disappointing. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Frustrating half but Steur looks absolutely waxa. #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Any one else getting a twitchy bum hole about Gonzales not being confirmed yet? #nufc
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s a good point but it’s just constant late heartbreak all the fucking time. We are one of the unluckiest teams on the pitch. #nufc
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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is why the Premier League fucking sucks. I saw eleven Newcastle players work their fucking arses off, take a deserved 2-1 lead, and be seconds away from winning the match. PGMOL don't want that to happen. Every time against Liverpool, it's dodgy penalties or 12 minutes of added time. #nufc
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jammy pricks. Nothing ever changes.
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Play untill Liverpool score as usual. If you can give them a soft pen ever better. PGMOL are nonces. #nufv #PGMOL #Premierleague
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Not being aggressive enough this half. Just letting them play unfortunately. #nufc
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Jake Oliver @jolivernyc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#NUFC and #AVFC losing Gordon, Tonali, Tielemans, Rodgers, Digne, Bruno G, Konsa and potentially Watkins and Martinez all in the same summer. Five of these have gone to "big 6" clubs, the others have gone or will abroad. If only they'd hosted a few Beyonce concerts...
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Chris Weatherspoon @cweatherspoon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Carlos Baleba and Enzi Konsa might soon take this to 25...
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you cheer for Roman Reigns/The Bloodline you are a Republican/Tory cuck #wwe
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Karl Muirhead @karlmuirhead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Liverpool have sold shares and now Chelsea are. Is this the gready 6's next move to bypass the 'rules' they made up
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Simon Sharples @coltturner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Those Colwill brothers for Cardiff look like loads of fun. #nufc
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Chris Weatherspoon @cweatherspoon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In just 14 months, 23 players have joined 'Big Six' clubs from elsewhere in England's top tier. It is a rapidly accelerating trend. The Premier League has a problem. @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/749...
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Premier League’s ‘Big Six’ are raiding poorer clubs at record levels as wealth gap grows wider (Gift Article)
Arsenal signing Bruno Guimaraes from Newcastle has taken recent 'Big Six' spending on players from other Premier League clubs to £1.2bn
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