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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10h

i feel this more and more every day

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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"It has no place in my world." I will be using this response in the future, just an excellent response.

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Jesse Boo-rascia 👻 @jesseguarascia.com · 18/09/2026

“Is this GOTY material or can I skip it?”

Screenshot from the game Perfect Tides: Station to Station that reads “I don’t like to rank or categorize works of art. They are already commodified enough.”

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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What I imagine they look like every time someone on Teams sends me "Hey, do you have a minute for a quick chat?"

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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?

Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances"

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name

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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

new deadlock characters look great

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Brock Not a Bot Bolton @brockbolton77.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Live view of me getting a Teams cold call

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.

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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would fight for him

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How it feels doing long division on my whiteboard

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tea @steelpeach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Grass whistles #FFT #FFTactics #art

A digital painting of Ramza and Alma from Final Fantasy Tactics. They are sitting together in the grass. Alma is blowing on a grass blade, and Ramza is holding a strand of grass in his hands, about to do the same. Behind them are two saddled chocobos, their mounts. The landscape behind them shows a line of trees against a sunset sky.

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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron

Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026

great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.

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kuraine @lena.fyi · 20/09/2026

PERFECT BIRD TIME

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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The new Fire Emblem is stunningly awesome. I really hope this isn't a one off, the series could use this kind of innovation.

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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026

i need to know what happened

sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"

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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don't really follow politics

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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What I thought I'd have more of in my mid-30's: money. What I thought I'd have less of in my mid-30s: acne.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026

idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

a *what* patio?

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Alison Lührs @alisontheperson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This year, man

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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Respect to Ore-Ida for having an actual "Family Size" bag of tots (8 lbs) rather than pulling a Frito Lay and calling a slightly larger bag of chips "Party Size". They know damn well I can eat that whole bag of Ruffles myself.

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Laffodile @laffodile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever #Nintendo #Metroid #MetroidRavenous

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Skyrim's gotta be one of the all-timer funny death pose games

Skyrim screenshot of Narri dead standing up at a railing.

Skyrim screenshot of two dead Falkreath guards, one of them on his knees leaning back

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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is stochastic terrorism. Ted Cruz is an extremist encouraging violence.

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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm in this skeet and I don't like it.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.

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