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Cody Allen Hager

@codyallenhager.bsky.social
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TTRPG GM (currently PF2e), amateur home chef, enjoyer of autumn leaves. My game and book backlogs are too long. Celiac. Views are my own. 🌹 🏳️‍🌈

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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 14h
My stepdad Ramsey, who lived in Dearborn his entire life, unintentionally strengthened my ability to decipher meaning via context clues simply due to how many times I had to figure out which Mohammad down the street he was talking about.
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They will never understand my love of Green Irish Tweed.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
how i feel talking about fragrances with my frag friends
cat with rainbow propeller hat and rainbow lollipop and a bottle of tom ford oud wood
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
JIM CRAMER? JIM CRAMER figured it out??
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Related - Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave kicks ass.
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Call me a basic bitch if you must, but The Crew™️ getting together for a post-time skip ass kicking gets me hyped every single time.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
trust nobody not even yourself but the guy's gun is confluence
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jason Schreier playable in GTA 6.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A+ Fresno State fan shot
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My boy Monty is eagerly awaiting the cold. He gets a little more excited with each degree it drops and is ready to sleep in the snow.
A sheltie dog looking content with a stuffed bear.
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It says something that these are my team's most used reactions on our work Teams chats: 🫠 🙃 😑
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Viv @ Home @dizzybreak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nice message
two panel comic.

first panel: the account holder is holding her phone and saying 'let me just check my messages...'

second panel: the account holder is shot by a red beam from her phone between her eyes, killing her instantly. the text 'K.O.!' appears.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/10/2026
New reply for next time someone asks me if I have a partner
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i feel this more and more every day
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It has no place in my world." I will be using this response in the future, just an excellent response.
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm from WV and tell people this as a general frame of reference to help.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Show choir experts. My people! 👐
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Jesse Boo-rascia 👻 @jesseguarascia.com · 18/09/2026
“Is this GOTY material or can I skip it?”
Screenshot from the game Perfect Tides: Station to Station that reads “I don’t like to rank or categorize works of art. They are already commodified enough.”
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What I imagine they look like every time someone on Teams sends me "Hey, do you have a minute for a quick chat?"
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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?
Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances" 

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new deadlock characters look great
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some of the best people I have ever worked with were in hospitals at Trinity and Corewell. This is just more proof of their amazing character.
reuters.com
Michigan nurse charged with helping immigrant flee ICE custody
A Michigan nurse was charged with helping a Mexican national escape from US Immigration and Customs Enforcement custody at the hospital ​where she worked, court documents unsealed on Tuesday showed.
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Brock Not a Bot Bolton @brockbolton77.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Live view of me getting a Teams cold call
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 28/09/2026
Well well well, I wonder how we got here, Mr. Karl Rove: www.sacurrent.com/news/politic...
sacurrent.com
Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would fight for him
Miriel, Pastor of Vows from Elden Ring
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
5'4" guy here, dated both taller and shorter women. Plenty of lovely people simply don't care about height!
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How it feels doing long division on my whiteboard
Dio pose
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This sounds familiar.
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Of Course I Know Him, He's Me
ALT: Obi-Wan Kenobi: Of Course I Know Him, He's Me
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tea @steelpeach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Grass whistles #FFT #FFTactics #art
A digital painting of Ramza and Alma from Final Fantasy Tactics. They are sitting together in the grass. Alma is blowing on a grass blade, and Ramza is holding a strand of grass in his hands, about to do the same. Behind them are two saddled chocobos, their mounts. The landscape behind them shows a line of trees against a sunset sky.
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Give me a Uwe Boll version where they just give all of the actors 40s of Steel Reserve and tell them to wing it.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He's just like me!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Perfect Bird Time!
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Eating someone's whole cake as punishment is miles better for a terrible pickup line. At least be creative!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Has to be the classic.
static.klipy.com
The Legend Of Zelda Link
ALT: The Legend Of Zelda Link
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 20/09/2026
PERFECT BIRD TIME
PERFECT BIRD TIME
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Cody Allen Hager @codyallenhager.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The new Fire Emblem is stunningly awesome. I really hope this isn't a one off, the series could use this kind of innovation.
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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